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今天早上哥哥跟妹妹在聖誕樹底下吵架，但大多數都是聽到哥哥的聲音⋯然後我聽到以下對話。

凱勒「Don’t touch those Christmas choo-choo train !!!」（不要去碰聖誕火車!!!）

妹妹沒有聽進哥哥的話，繼續玩。

凱勒「Ok, i’m going to count 1 to 3, if you don’t listen I’ll spank you!」（好，我來數1到3，如果妳不聽話我要來打屁股了！」

夏綠妹很鎮定得回哥哥「You are not Daddy, Kyler.」（你不是爸爸，凱勒。）

凱勒說「我我我，我是大哥哥！I..I’m going to tell mommy, so you have trouble!!」

然後凱勒哥哥氣呼呼的跑來找我用中文説「媽咪！妹妹她不愛我了！」
我「為什麼？」
凱勒「因為她不聽我！」
我「不聽你什麼？」
凱勒「I said don’t touch the choo-choo train, but she’s not listening!」（我叫她不要去動火車，但她沒有聽。）
凱勒又繼續解釋「Daddy said don’t touch the train until Christmas!!」（爸爸說不要碰火車直到聖誕節。）

我「好，媽媽知道，我剛剛都有聽到！妹妹沒有聽你的話你很傷心對不對？」

凱勒「Yes, 妹妹都不聽話！她不乖！她沒有Obey我！😠」

我「好，謝謝你告訴我。那這樣吧！你去跟妹妹說”媽咪說：不要碰火車，不然要收起來了！但是你説的時候要溫柔，要跟妹妹說let’s not touch the train! 要讓妹妹知道包括Kyler哥哥也不能碰，你們是team!!」

凱勒「Ok.」

凱勒照著我的話去說了以後，
妹妹完全聽話，直接回覆「OK, kyler！」
真的是很聽話的小女子😄

然後就解決了他們之間的衝突。

#夏綠妹吃軟不吃硬

今天早上哥哥跟妹妹在聖誕樹底下吵架，但大多數都是聽到哥哥的聲音⋯然後我聽到以下對話。

凱勒「Don’t touch those Christmas choo-choo train !!!」（不要去碰聖誕火車!!!）

妹妹沒有聽進哥哥的話，繼續玩。

凱勒「Ok, i’m going to count 1 to 3, if you don’t listen I’ll spank you!」（好，我來數1到3，如果妳不聽話我要來打屁股了！」

夏綠妹很鎮定得回哥哥「You are not Daddy, Kyler.」（你不是爸爸，凱勒。）

凱勒說「我我我，我是大哥哥！I..I’m going to tell mommy, so you have trouble!!」

然後凱勒哥哥氣呼呼的跑來找我用中文説「媽咪！妹妹她不愛我了！」
我「為什麼？」
凱勒「因為她不聽我！」
我「不聽你什麼？」
凱勒「I said don’t touch the choo-choo train, but she’s not listening!」（我叫她不要去動火車，但她沒有聽。）
凱勒又繼續解釋「Daddy said don’t touch the train until Christmas!!」（爸爸說不要碰火車直到聖誕節。）

我「好，媽媽知道，我剛剛都有聽到！妹妹沒有聽你的話你很傷心對不對？」

凱勒「Yes, 妹妹都不聽話！她不乖！她沒有Obey我！😠」

我「好，謝謝你告訴我。那這樣吧！你去跟妹妹說”媽咪說：不要碰火車，不然要收起來了！但是你説的時候要溫柔，要跟妹妹說let’s not touch the train! 要讓妹妹知道包括Kyler哥哥也不能碰，你們是team!!」

凱勒「Ok.」

凱勒照著我的話去說了以後，
妹妹完全聽話，直接回覆「OK, kyler！」
真的是很聽話的小女子😄

然後就解決了他們之間的衝突。

#夏綠妹吃軟不吃硬

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由28Stage 主办、 Spritzer 荣誉呈献、vivo智能手机荣誉赞助、988为指定媒体伙伴、Capri By Fraser为指定酒店、Redbox & Greenbox Karaoke为指定卡拉OK，光良《回忆里的疯狂》演唱会将于2015年4月18日晚上7时正于吉隆坡布特拉室内体育馆疯狂开唱。恰逢2015年是光良出道20周年，为了回馈歌迷这廿年来不离不弃的支持，主办单位打破多种票价选择的传统模式，破天荒全馆座位单一票价，一律马币九十九（RM99），势必引起狂购热潮。有关门票将于12月10日踏12点正抢先透过 www.ticketcharge.com.my 网络预售，之后再到全马三地进行门票签售会。12月9日晚上11点30分光良也会亲临988电台的【今晚最night听】现场，与歌迷及听众朋友于空中一起倒数和call in互动；随之光良则会在12/12至14/12期间于八打灵、马六甲及槟城各举办签售会，凡现场购买演唱会门票者皆可获得【光良2015限量月历卡】及光良的亲笔签名。大家勿错过仅此一次的疯狂回馈，错过也许就要再等另一个廿年了。

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“毕竟马来西亚歌迷是陪伴并参与了我完整的二十年，所以演唱会上肯定会有许多属于我们的共同回忆，详细的内容还不能透露太多，为了大马乐迷我和演唱会导演尚在商量做出节目调整。”

继北京、成都、上海、马尼拉等站的巡回演唱会后，回到主场马来西亚站将在演唱会内容上会有什么惊喜呢？那大家就要亲自身处演唱会才能知道啦，所以不要错过购票详情，欲知票务详情除了锁定988电台，敬请浏览主办单位官方网站 www.28Stage.com 或 指定票务代理网站 www.ticketcharge.com.my 及热线03-92228811询问。

【Michael Wong《Crazy Memories》Tour │Live in Malaysia is Significance】
【Feedback of 20th Anniversary │Concert Tickets with ONLY RM99】
【18th April 2015 │Pursue His 20 Years Music Memories Together With Fans】

It is not an easy task for someone to be in Chinese Music Industry for 20 years yet still actively and contributing. This is definitely a ‘crazy' journey. Michael Wong has produced a lot of crazy, touching and romantic memories songs for the Chinese Music Industry such as "Palm掌心", "Sad Subway伤心地铁", his solo hit songs "First Time第一次", "Courage勇气", "Fairy Tale童话", "Commitment约定", "Crazy Memory回忆里的疯狂" and etc. In order to commemorate his 20 years of music journey, Michael Wong and his Malaysia Artistes Management and Recording Label, 28Stage has decide to have an unprecedented concert inviting Malaysian fans to enjoy the crazy memory together.

Organized by 28Stage, Presented by Spritzer, Sponsored by vivo, with 988 as Official Media Partner, Capri by Fraser as Official Hotel, Redbox & Greenbox Karaoke as Official Karaoke, Michael Wong 【Crazy Memories】Tour, Live in Malaysia will be held on 18th April 2015, 7.00P.M at Putra Indoor Stadium, Bukit Jalil. In conjunction with Michael Wong’s 20th Anniversary in the music industry and the abundances support from his fans for all these years, the Organizer breaks the traditional model of variety choices of ticket fare by selling the concert ticket of each seat with only RM99. There will be a concert ticket Pre-sale on 10th December 2014, 12.00A.M via www.ticketcharge.com.my, following with three ticket launching and autograph sessions in Malaysia. Michael Wong will be doing a live interview at 988 on 9th December 2014 at 11:30P.M in order to countdown the Pre-sale and interact with fans with call in session; he shall appear in the ticket launching and autograph session in Petaling Jaya, Melaka and Penang from 12th December to 14th December 2014. Those who purchase the concert tickets on the selected day will able to get his autograph and also the limited 【Michael Wong Calendar 2015】.

The concert will definitely be a time tunnel of Michael Wong’s musical journey in conjunction with his 20th Anniversary. “In these 20 years, I witnessed my fans grown up from high school students who then became the wife and husband, and also realizing the growth of myself in both my composing and mindset, I appreciate these 20 years so much and wish to relive these years together with all of you, I believe this would be inevitably touching night for us."

"After all, the fans in Malaysia are those who accompanied me and participated the completed 20 years in my musical journey, therefore the concert will certainly include many of our shared memories, I can't reveal too much regarding the details but I will try to discuss with the concert director in order to make some program adjustments specially for Malaysian Fans."

Followed by the Concert tour in Beijing, Chengdu, Shanghai and Manila, will Michael Wong’s 【Crazy Memories】 Tour, Live in Malaysia contains any surprising content which is superior to other concert? Find it out on your own by joining the concert, do not miss the ticketing details, for more information, kindly stay tuned to 988 (radio station), log on to the Organizer official website www.28stage.com or go to the appointed ticket agency website www.ticketcharge.com.my and also the hotline 03-92228811 for any inquiries.

'泰國情哥' / 'Thai Love Song'
NAMEWEE:ASIA MOST WANTED

詞曲: 黃明志 Namewee
編曲: 一正/周順成 Soon 101
製作: Fred Chong 張捷惟 / Namewee 黃明志
導演: Chayanop Boonprakob
Supported by Mface & MBI International
Email: prodigeemedia@gmail.com

來 美麗的女孩
Oh my pretty Thai girl
雖然我是大馬的Bluechai (男孩)
Though I'm not a handsome Malaysian boy
但我愛吃Tomyam(東炎湯) 喝喝椰奶
I'm in love with tomyum and your coconut milk
我很愉快 因為約會你出來
I'm really happy that we're dating today

Kop Kun Kap (謝謝) 你是什麼Cup?
How are you? What's your cup?
Sawadeecaap (您好) 就算是A cup
I don't mind even it's only A-cup
只要你能證明你不是Krak toei (人妖)
Just as long as you're not a man
看不出來 希望不要太見怪
Sorry but sometimes its hard to tell

但是我 不太會說Thai (泰語)
I can't understand Thai
只是偶爾 會跑去Hatyai (合艾-泰國地名)
But I love visiting Hatyai
如果你跟我談情說愛
So if you'd be my girl
我讓你SameSame (一樣) 每天都精采
I promise to make you happy everyday

你是我心中最Shuai Makmak(美麗)的女孩
You're prettiest girl in my heart
送給你Rajapruek(金鏈花)代表我的愛
Here's a Rajapruek as sign of my love
帶你到Pratunam(水門市場)你想買的我都會買
I'll take you shopping at Pratunam
買完了就去佛廟拜拜
After that we'd pray at the temple for good luck

無可取代最Shuai Makmak(美麗)的女孩
You're prettiest girl in my heart
對你的真心希望你會明白
Believe me that my love is real
我也會Massage(按摩)純正的泰國的Style
I can even do Thai massage for you
會讓你身體健康Ao mai? (要嗎?)
We can stay healthy together ok?

來 美麗的女孩
Oh my pretty Thai girl
雖然我是大馬的Bluechai (男孩)
Though I'm not a handsome Malaysian boy
但我愛吃Tomyam(東炎湯) 喝喝椰奶
I'm in love with tomyum and your coconut milk
我很愉快 因為約會你出來
I'm really happy that we're dating today

Sabai...(舒服)
So chill


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【材料】
●素麺：200g
●みりん：大さじ2
●醤油：大さじ2
●丸鶏がらスープ：小さじ2
●創味シャンタン：小さじ1（ウェイパーでもOK）
●砂糖：小さじ1（ラカントとかにすればより糖質が抑えられます）
●豆板醤：小さじ1（コチュジャンでもOK）
●かつお粉：小さじ1~小さじ2
●鶏油もしくはごま油：お好み量
●水：約350ml（お湯と水合わせた量）
●お好みでブラックペッパー、ホワイトペッパー、小葱、ラー油
※味の濃さは350ml足した後に味見してからお好みに調整して下さい。
※辛みが苦手な方は豆板醤を味噌に変えてもOK
※鶏油は温度が低いと固まってしまうのでスープを冷蔵保存する場合や氷で冷やす場合は食べる直前にかけて下さい。（冷蔵で約1か月保存可能です）
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素麺で作る最高の冷やしラーメン！
『やみつき無限そうめん』を作りました。
たった3分で出来たと思えない深い旨味とコク、それなのに超あっさり、ヘルシーで毎日食べても飽きない、最高にやみつきなスープになってます。
これを食べた人全員にこんな美味しい素麺料理は食べた事がない…と何度も言われた、この夏オススメしたい自慢のレシピです♪
スープと素麺だけでも凄く美味しいですし、もちろん中華麺で食べても最高に美味しいです🤤
簡単過ぎるくらい簡単なので是非一度お試しください。
マジでラーメン屋さんに負けてないですよ♪
驚くほどウマすぎて、もはや飲み物ですw
時間がある場合は鶏ハム（サラダチキン）や鶏油も是非作ってみてね！

[Ingredients]
● Somen noodles: 200g
● Mirin: 2 tablespoons
● Soy sauce: 2 tablespoons
● Chicken broth: 2 teaspoons
● SOMI shantung: 1 teaspoon (you can also use Weipa)
● Sugar: 1 teaspoon (you can use lakanto to reduce the sugar content)
● Dou ban jiang: 1 teaspoon (gochujang is also okay)
● Bonito powder: 1 to 2 teaspoons
● Chicken oil or sesame oil: as desired
● Water: About 350ml (hot and cold water combined)
● Black pepper, white pepper, small green onion, Ra-yu to taste
※Taste after adding 350ml and adjust the taste to your liking.
※If you don't like the spiciness, you can replace Dou ban jiang with miso.
※Chicken oil hardens at low temperatures, so if you refrigerate it, pour it over the soup just before eating. (It can be refrigerated for about a month)
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This is the best chilled ramen made with somen noodles!
I made "Yamitsuki Mugen Soumen".
It has a deep flavor and richness that you can't believe it was made in just 3 minutes, yet it's super light, healthy, and the most addictive soup that you can eat every day and never get tired of.
This is a recipe that I am proud to recommend to everyone who has tried it, and I have been told many times that they have never had such a delicious somen dish♪
It tastes great with just the soup and somen, and of course it tastes great with Chinese noodles too.
It's too easy to make, so please give it a try.
It's really as good as a ramen restaurant♪
It's so amazingly good that it's almost like a drink lol
And if you have time, definitely try making some chicken ham (salad chicken) and chicken oil too!

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【材料】
●茄子：8本
●醤油：大さじ2
●片栗粉：大さじ6
●小麦粉：大さじ3
●あごだし（4倍濃縮）：小さじ1（めんつゆ、白だしでもOK）
●ナンプラー：大さじ1（味にとんでもない深みが出てマジおすすめ）
●みりん：大さじ2
●生姜：小さじ2
●にんにく：小さじ2（無くても十分美味しいよ）
●ごま油：大さじ1（油でコーティングしてあげると変色防止にもなります）
●ブラックペッパー
●米油（普通の油でもOKだけど米油を使うとヘルシーになるよ）
お好みでマヨネーズ、七味唐辛子
※ナンプラーが苦手だったり、無い方は醤油を大さじ1追加して下さい。
※にんにくと生姜はフレッシュタイプにするとより香りが良くなって美味しいです。
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ばあちゃん直伝の『超やべぇ茄子のやみつきから揚げ』を作りました。
衣サクサク、中とろとろ♪この食感だけでもたまらなく美味しいんですが
噛んだ瞬間、茄子から溢れ出る２種類の魚の旨味と風味がとにかく最高にやみつきで
一度食べだしたらマジ止められない…まさにこれぞ無限茄子！！！
揚げてるとは思えないくらいあっさりヘルシーなのも夏には最高なんですよね♪
簡単な上にお財布にも優しい、ばあちゃんの美味しい知恵が沢山詰まった自慢のレシピです。
是非作ってみて下さい。
思った以上に食べれちゃうので多めに作る事をオススメしますｗ

[Ingredients]
● Eggplants: 8
● Soy sauce: 2 tablespoons
● Potato starch: 6 tablespoons
● Flour: 3 tablespoons
● Fish Stock: 1 teaspoon (4 times concentrated)
● Nam Pla: 1 tablespoon (I recommend it because it adds a tremendous depth of flavor)
● Mirin: 2 tablespoons
● Ginger: 2 teaspoons
● Garlic: 2 teaspoons (it's delicious without it)
● Sesame oil: 1 tablespoon (Coating with oil helps prevent discoloration)
● Black pepper
● Rice oil (You can use regular oil, but rice oil will make it healthier)
Mayonnaise and 7-flavor spices to taste
※If you don't like Nam Pla or don't have it, add a tablespoon of soy sauce.
※Fresh garlic and ginger are more fragrant and delicious.
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I made my grandmother's recipe "Amazingly Yummy Addictive Deep-fried Eggplant".
The batter is crispy and the inside is melt-in-your-mouth...
The texture alone is irresistible, but the moment you bite into it, the flavor and taste of the two kinds of fish that overflow from the eggplant is just addictive.
Once you start eating it, you really can't stop... This is really the infinite eggplant!
I can't believe it's deep fried, but it's so light and healthy that it's perfect for summer♪
This recipe is easy to make, easy on the wallet, and full of the delicious wisdom of my grandmother.
Please try to make it.
I recommend making more than you think you'll be able to eat lol

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