英文這麼爛
是怎麼當醫界長官的？
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今天一堆藍營人士出來夏系夏景
真的有夠丟臉
"Welcome to visit Taiwan. "
---> Welcome to Taiwan. It is our honour and privilege for you to visit our nation.
"May I introduce myself. "
---> that's a sentence fragment
"I have no intention to share what I did as Minister of Health with you now."
---> Nobody gives a flying fuck anyway
"What I like to say is your country have many best schools of medicine and schools of public health such as University of Michigan where I get my PHD."
---> "The United States has numerous prestigious medical and public health insitutions, such as the University of Michigan"
---> where i RECEIVED my PHD
"Then, how terrible your country deal with this conovir-19 pandimic ."
---> "However, there is grave concern regarding America’s response to the COVID-19 pandemic"
Edit: "pandemic" 他拼錯, 還有本來以爲我學藝不精 ”conovir-19"是我沒看過的用法，結果發現只是neologism
"You have the most patients and deaths in the world. "
---> 幹你公衛人可以講出這種話????? 用number count???
"Only one week ago your President Trump still keeps saying mask is useless and during the predential campaign not to ask supporters to wear masks"
---> Except for the Tweet where Trump said masks were patriotic
" All we know this will end up more kids get infected without symptom and bring virus back to familys and sociaty."
---> FAMILIES and SOCIETY (Community is a better word)
"During 2009 - 2011 H1N1 out break, we closed the class with two cases and close the entire school if more than two classes closed."
Edit: 有粉絲提醒這是楊部長任內事情，但是他第一段就說他不要提他任內做的事情...
---> OUTBREAK is one word
---> "our protocol was the following: a class could be closed if there were two cases, and the entire school would be closed if two classes closed."
"Taiwan is regarded is one of the best to control H1N1 pandemic."
--> Taiwan was regarded as one of the better-performing nations with regards to controlling the H1N1 Pandemic
”Many people around the world know Mr. Trump is nuts.“
---> #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #KeepAmericaGreat #2020川普要贏
" So, if I were you, l will resign as Secretary as HHS here in Taiwan to put pressure on Mr . Trump to do and say things correctly."
--> I "WOULD" resign
---> who quits their job while overseas? who's going to reimburse his return flight? you?
Edit: 回美國以前要去吃個八方雲集，去洲際陪黃山君跳統一尚勇，再去林森北路實名制鬆一下
"To do this not only save American lives and economy. the whole world will also benefit from this doing."
---> to do this WOULD not only... fuck I can't do this
結論:
1. 彭文正要不要去查他的學歷
Edit: 我要收回我的質疑，這種敏感時刻發這樣的文章，只有真學歷的人敢
2. DO YOU EVEN ENGLISH BRO
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