Being pregnant is an interesting time. Your body goes through so many physical changes, your emotions go through a roller coaster ride, and it can be exhilarating and also exhausting. (And also, you pee yourself when you sneeze. or cough. or laugh too hard.)
懷孕是一個很奇妙的過程。 你的身體的變化很快，又超級大。 你的心情像一個雲霄飛車一樣， 上上下下, 令人興奮但同時累爆了！（還有不要忘了，你打噴嚏，咳嗽，或是太突然的大笑的時候會不小心的尿褲子）
There are times when you look down or into a mirror and HATE what you see. You feel fat, ugly, heavy, wide, saggy, swollen, uncomfortable, and just hate your body. And then, there are times when look at yourself and you see a miracle. A physical transformation that is so incredible and was incomprehensible to you before you actually got pregnant. It’s difficult to explain to anybody else who has never experienced it before. And every day, every moment is different.
有時候，看到鏡子裡的自己或是往下看肚子的時候，很討厭看到的身體變化：覺得自己很醜、很肥、很腫、 很鬆、很膨脹、很不舒服， 基本上，就是很討厭。不過，有時候看著自己或是感覺到寶寶胎動的時候，你又好像在見證自己的奇蹟，一個身體物理上的轉型，一個懷孕之前怎樣都無法理解的變化。 而且也很難跟其他沒有體驗過的人形容的感覺與心情。 然後，每一天、每一時刻都不一樣。
Those are the beautiful moments and feelings I wanted to capture with this series of nude maternity photos. Just the beauty and miracle that is the body when it is carrying a baby inside.
這個就是我希望可以要用照片記錄下來的感覺。這種生活奇蹟美麗的感覺。而我覺得裸照最適合呈現這種心情。
You lose all modesty at times (I would fart loudly in public and not even blink an eye. Or sit on a chair with my legs wide open and not care who could see my underwear.) but with that, you also gain courage. The little baby inside makes you feel so sexy and more womanly than you’ve ever felt before.
懷孕之後，有的時候真的會偶爾失去你的矜持：我可以大聲的在大家面前放一個很臭的屁然後一點都不會不好意思，或是在公共場合兩腿開開不會care誰看到我的內褲，但是，我覺得孕婦們也同時獲得了一種莫名的勇氣，這可能是肚子裡的小孩讓你覺得你很辣或是更有母性的感覺。
I hope these photos celebrate the beauty that is pregnancy and the miracle of life. Qi Qi is an amazing mom who was willing to challenge herself to do something she never thought she’d do before and I’m so proud of her for doing this with me! Thank you to CN Flower and Paul Chang for making this possible and making us feel so so beautiful, inside and out!
我真的希望這個系列的照片是慶祝孕婦們的身體變化還有生命奇蹟。這集 #跟著Janet一起瘋好孕 的李淇淇是一位非常棒的媽咪，她願意跟著我挑戰她從來沒有想過可以做的事：拍孕婦全裸寫真！謝謝 CNFlower把台灣山林搬到攝影棚，還有讓我們盡情展現溫柔力量的Paul Chang攝影師，讓我們覺得我們從內到外都是美女！
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雖然前面也有版友試著重翻，
但我還是來翻譯一下吧…
我個人是覺得這種短句的不太能用「翻」的
要理解它的轉折跟爆點
然後找出中文相應的爆句
再用正常中文的語句講出句子來
不然再怎樣都很難好笑…
聽起來也都會很拗口。
以下是我的翻譯
1.
You're hard to ignore, but well worth the effort.
沒人能對你視而不見
但大家都很努力的在嘗試…
2.
Everybody was right about you.
嗯，看來大家罵你的話一點都不過份
3
You are not the dumbest person on the planet but you better hope that he
doesn't die.
你絕對不是世界上最笨的人！
但是你最好祈禱他可以活久一點…
4.
Nothing brightens my day more than your absence.
你一不在，我整個人整天都清爽了
5
i envy people who dont know you
那些不認識你的人… 我真的很羨慕他們
6
I kept having to go back to a hardware store because I kept buying the wrong
part for my project. The old man at the register who’d previously checked me
out said, your twin brother was in here earlier and he didn’t know what he
was doing either.
(這我就不翻了)
7
Do you have to whistle while you take a shit so you know which end to wipe
你擦屁股的時候，
是不是都要先吹個口哨確定一下哪邊是屁股哪邊是嘴？
8
If you ate your make up, maybe you'd be beautiful on the inside.
妳要不要吃一點化妝品？
看能不能至少有一些內在美…
9
you should carry around a potted plant to make up for the air you waste
你要不要考慮種個盆栽
彌補一下你浪費掉的氧氣？
10
You are the human equivalent of a pop up ad
如果網頁的彈跳廣告可以被擬人化的話
大概就長得像你這樣吧
11
God sure ruined a perfectly good asshole when he put teeth in your mouth.
可惜上帝給你長了牙齒
不然你就是個完美的塞康(台語)了
12
To an Italian: Your mother's pasta sauce is store bought and you know it!
給台南人：
你媽說煮的茶葉蛋其實根本是小7買的
你早就知道只是你根本吃不出來
13
If your brains were dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.
如果你的腦袋瓜是炸藥的話
那大概連你戴的帽子都炸不走吧
14
If ignorance is bliss you're a walking orgasm
如果說無知是一種幸福
你大概會馬上高潮吧
15
You’re not even smart enough to realize how dumb you are.
你真的是蠢到都不知道自己蠢
16
You're like the end pieces of a loaf of bread, everyone touches you but
nobody wants you.
你就像吐司的第一片
大家都是把你撥開然後去拿第二片
17
You are the reason toothpaste needs instructions.
就是有你這種人
才會連牙膏都要附使用說明書
18
Your grades say “marry rich”, but your looks say “keep studying.”
你的成績 看起來像是可以輟學嫁富二代
可是妳的臉看起來像是叫妳用功讀書…
19
If this was a game and you died, you would drop common loot
如果人生是一場遊戲
你死掉時大概也就掉普裝吧
20
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
你的出生證明
用保險套公司的道歉聲明就夠了…
21
I bet your parents change the subject when their friends ask about you.
親戚朋友問到你的時候，
我想你爸媽一定都直接轉移話題吧
22
If you were any more inbred you’d be a sandwich
你再土一點
就可以直接做成吐司三明治了
(sorry這個真的太難XD)
23
Somewhere there is a tree that its sole purpose is to replace the oxygen you
waste, go find it and apologize
這世界上有那麼一棵樹
它存在的意義就是去補足被你浪費掉的氧氣
你最好去找到它然後跟他說對不起
24
25
You just lost an excellent opportunity to keep your mouth shut.
你剛錯失了一個閉嘴的好機會
26
You've only got 2 brain cells and they are both fighting for 3rd place
如果你的腦細胞只有1號跟2號兩個，他們大概在吵誰才是第三名..
27
You’re not pretty enough to be this stupid.
你的外貌還撐不起你的低能…
28
I only take criticism from people I would go to for advice.
(這原文就沒什麼爆點…就不翻了)
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