老外在台的十誡 MV(中文rap)
首先,RIP Notorious B.I.G. aka Biggie Smalls這位來自布魯克林的傳奇饒舌歌手,我為了紀念他而remix了這他寫的一首歌"10 Crack Commandments"。原曲是在講販毒的十誡,我則以更幽默的方式分享有關於在台灣當老外的經驗,教老外如何遵守台灣規矩,幫他們入境隨俗。
Biggie是在1996年被槍殺了,那次的殺人犯案子也尚未被破案,警察猜應該是幫派做的,嘻哈圈卻懷疑警察和FBI有可能是殺手,難道怎麼無法破案呢?!90年代的時候嘻哈的影響力越來越大,尤其是Biggie跟2PAC,到現在這兩位算是hiphop文化最偉大的饒舌歌手,假設他們還在,誰知道今天的社會會怎麼樣。
Biggie的風格雖然又硬派又直接,卻很幽默,文筆很風趣。像是這首歌10 Crack Commandments(販毒十誡),從歌名已經覺得有點好笑,怎麼會拿聖經的十誡拿來講販毒呢?但有些美國黑人的貧窮和困難真的是我們在台灣想不到的,但透過聽hiphop我們能更了解這些人的辛苦跟想法,連美國白人原本都不知道貧民區的生活是怎麼樣,新聞才不會報導,他們簡直沒有聲音一直到嘻哈音樂誕生了,所以請你不要因為聽到“販毒”這兩個字就有偏見,其實連這些rapper都不想做,但把這種東西寫進歌曲裡面才會讓人那麼shock,才有會有人聽他們的聲音,才有辦法脫離險境。
好啦 歷史課結束了,回到我這個作品的內容!希望大家喜歡,除了紀念Biggie之外,我是想要分享我在台灣的經驗,畢竟都住了7年多了,這首歌的內容對我來講已經算是常識,沒什麼了不起的,但我會忘記剛來台的時候什麼都不知道的時光,所以希望剛來台灣的老外可以聽聽我這個作品邊學習台灣規矩邊看老外唱流利原創的中文歌詞。希望台灣朋友也很喜歡,好像沒幾個月都會有一個老外因為闖禍就出現在新聞上然後被罵慘了,外國人因為怕破壞我們形象也會跟著罵哦,但我希望台灣人也了解大部分的老外其實很乖、很尊重台灣人、欣賞當地文化,只是天天做好事並不會上新聞,所以請不要一概全,大家一起繼續努力!
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It's the 10 Laowai Commandments!
Any fan of hip-hop will recognize this classic beat from the legendary BIG. Share this with a foreigner who.needa to see it.
It seems every few months or so there's one of us appearing on the news for some dumb shit, this song isn't for that person, but the timing coincided perfectly I guess. We all make mistakes and the name and shame game can be a painful repercussion, but we are all in this together at the end of the day, unfortunately. One persons mistake is a burden on all of us.
Again, I'm not taking aim at anyone, just sharing what to me is common knowledge about life in Taiwan and commemorating a rap legend. I hope you enjoy the track, and hopefully learned something. These lyrics were all written and performed myself as well, so if I can do it, so can you! Chinese is a difficult language, but it is definitely not impossible, thus that's why it is the 10th commandment. If you're going to be here, learn that shit, boyyy!
Lastly, special thanks to the ladies who participated in this video, they were super cool and we had fun (and a very special thanks to MY lady for filming it!). I originally wanted to get more Laowai in it, but I'm trying not to take forever putting up content these days and I was too shy/tired to pull the camera out on the weekend at the parties I was at, besides these girls did great! I hope to make some more fun content with my friends in the future, feel free to holler at me if you have any ideas or want to join in!
Peace
Waldo 🐉🔥❤️
編曲:DJ Premiere
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老外在台的十誡 MV(中文rap)
首先,RIP Notorious B.I.G. aka Biggie Smalls這位來自布魯克林的傳奇饒舌歌手,我為了紀念他而remix了這他寫的一首歌"10 Crack Commandments"。原曲是在講販毒的十誡,我則以更幽默的方式分享有關於在台灣當老外的經驗,教老外如何遵守台灣規矩,幫他們入境隨俗。
Biggie是在1996年被槍殺了,那次的殺人犯案子也尚未被破案,警察猜應該是幫派做的,嘻哈圈卻懷疑警察和FBI有可能是殺手,難道怎麼無法破案呢?!90年代的時候嘻哈的影響力越來越大,尤其是Biggie跟2PAC,到現在這兩位算是hiphop文化最偉大的饒舌歌手,假設他們還在,誰知道今天的社會會怎麼樣。
Biggie的風格雖然又硬派又直接,卻很幽默,文筆很風趣。像是這首歌10 Crack Commandments(販毒十誡),從歌名已經覺得有點好笑,怎麼會拿聖經的十誡拿來講販毒呢?但有些美國黑人的貧窮和困難真的是我們在台灣想不到的,但透過聽hiphop我們能更了解這些人的辛苦跟想法,連美國白人原本都不知道貧民區的生活是怎麼樣,新聞才不會報導,他們簡直沒有聲音一直到嘻哈音樂誕生了,所以請你不要因為聽到“販毒”這兩個字就有偏見,其實連這些rapper都不想做,但把這種東西寫進歌曲裡面才會讓人那麼shock,才有會有人聽他們的聲音,才有辦法脫離險境。
好啦 歷史課結束了,回到我這個作品的內容!希望大家喜歡,除了紀念Biggie之外,我是想要分享我在台灣的經驗,畢竟都住了7年多了,這首歌的內容對我來講已經算是常識,沒什麼了不起的,但我會忘記剛來台的時候什麼都不知道的時光,所以希望剛來台灣的老外可以聽聽我這個作品邊學習台灣規矩邊看老外唱流利原創的中文歌詞。希望台灣朋友也很喜歡,好像沒幾個月都會有一個老外因為闖禍就出現在新聞上然後被罵慘了,外國人因為怕破壞我們形象也會跟著罵哦,但我希望台灣人也了解大部分的老外其實很乖、很尊重台灣人、欣賞當地文化,只是天天做好事並不會上新聞,所以請不要一概全,大家一起繼續努力!
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It's the 10 Laowai Commandments!
Any fan of hip-hop will recognize this classic beat from the legendary BIG. Share this with a foreigner who.needa to see it.
It seems every few months or so there's one of us appearing on the news for some dumb shit, this song isn't for that person, but the timing coincided perfectly I guess. We all make mistakes and the name and shame game can be a painful repercussion, but we are all in this together at the end of the day, unfortunately. One persons mistake is a burden on all of us.
Again, I'm not taking aim at anyone, just sharing what to me is common knowledge about life in Taiwan and commemorating a rap legend. I hope you enjoy the track, and hopefully learned something. These lyrics were all written and performed myself as well, so if I can do it, so can you! Chinese is a difficult language, but it is definitely not impossible, thus that's why it is the 10th commandment. If you're going to be here, learn that shit, boyyy!
Lastly, special thanks to the ladies who participated in this video, they were super cool and we had fun (and a very special thanks to MY lady for filming it!). I originally wanted to get more Laowai in it, but I'm trying not to take forever putting up content these days and I was too shy/tired to pull the camera out on the weekend at the parties I was at, besides these girls did great! I hope to make some more fun content with my friends in the future, feel free to holler at me if you have any ideas or want to join in!
Peace
Waldo 🐉🔥❤️
編曲:DJ Premiere
take a shit中文 在 葉朗程 Facebook 八卦
寓工作於反思:這陣子見了很多人,聽了很多自以為是的所謂見解,說了很多「要向你多多學習」之類的謊言。到底是在這個圈子搵食的人都是如此不自量力,還是根本這個世界上本來就越來越少懂得謙卑求真的人?
「葉生,你唔喜歡,咪唔好黐埋嗰啲人嗰度囉。」講咁易咩,作為一個物質主義嘅典型港男,背影就瀟灑,正面就豬扒;意思係,對住啲畀到錢你嘅人,樣衰衰面懵懵是常態罷了,鬼叫自己莫財咩。
四出找人入股一個 trading algorithm,有料到嗰啲又畀唔足價,冇料到嗰啲就唔問價但乞人憎到 hi 咁;你係我,點揀?
搵食嘅嘢,冇計㗎,hi 就 hi 啦。
但一個人 hi 起上嚟係可以 hi 到冇譜,呢位投資者竟然每日都煩住呢個 algorithm 嘅設計人,係又小唔係又小。蝕錢畀你小都話忍到,賺錢都要畀你小?
「你不是說那個離場位是 $49.5 嗎?」
「Yes, but it could change and it did.」
「買入 $46.1,賣出 $48.95,那不是 7% 都沒有?」
「And if you don’t sell it now, there might not even be a 7% gain.」
說的股票是地鐵,以上對話於昨天發生。當然,設計人沒有解釋背後的原因,which is 唔想 take 公布業績對股價帶來波動的風險,所以在合理利潤下沽出。沒有解釋是因為不想說太多,萬一錯了,投資者會罵得更兇。
幸好說中了:這陣子很多股票也是見光死,即是一公布業績便下跌。
投資者沒有沽出,很是不爽;設計人不懂禮數,直接說 it is not a game of gut feeling。
投資者氣壞了,說:「我用 gut feeling 在這個市場賺錢的時候,你還未入流。」
設計者終於用中文:「那我現在入流了吧。」
投資者終於用英文:「You are a fucking piece of shit。」呢句好熟口面,唔知喺邊度聽過。
看了一個 Youtube 廣告,說得太有道理的一句話:「人呀,所得到的資訊總是足夠讓他們以為自己是對的,卻遠遠不足夠讓他們意識到其實自己是錯的。」
可恨的是,權勢在這個 timeline 上,總是落在錯的人身上。
不要緊。
我們要咬緊牙關,抱住希望,然後相信,終有一天,一定可以狠狠的,把他擊倒。
記住,當他倒下的時候,我們不可以踩住他舉起勝利手勢;要是這樣做的話,便跟他同一層次了。
相反,我們要除下拳套,扶他一把,說一句 good game。
所謂的人生贏家—— it’s actually just an average person with a big heart。
take a shit中文 在 Claym morez Youtube 的評價
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