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BẺ SỪNG TRAI BÓNG RỔ TRONG 111 TỪ VỰNG CHÊM
(cuối bài cũng có lời kết cho sự vụ giáo viên ai-eo nhé)

nguyên tác bởi Linh Roll - dịch chêm bởi Hana's Lexis

Để preserve privacy (giữ quyền riêng tư) mình xin refer to (gọi) anh là T. Sao không phải A, B mà lại là T? Vì anh tên Tú, thằng douche nozzle (thằng ml) NTTú. Nó cheat on (cắm sừng) em mà em vẫn không thể deny (phủ nhận) là nó yummy (ngon). Finger licking good (ngọt từ thịt đến xương). Makes sense (cũng phải thôi) trai bóng rổ thì 100 thằng đến 99 thằng fuckable bods (body ngon ghẻ).

On campus (ở trường đại học) thì nó cũng hot thật, cũng nhiều em buzz around (vây quanh) thật nhưng em thấy nó give no shit (chẳng để tâm) nên yên tâm abso-fucking-lutely (tuyệt đối).

Rồi đến một ngày tự nhiên nó fall under a curse (dính phải lời nguyền) của mấy gossip girls (bé gái lắm chuyện). Kiểu crab mentality (ăn không được phá cho hôi) nên cứ đi badmouth (nói xấu) nó rồi tạo phốt tình ái để seek attention (gây chú ý) ấy. Đến nỗi em skip class (bỏ học / trốn tiết) để sang trường giải quyết giúp nó, at the same time (đồng thời) cũng call dibs (khẳng định chủ quyền) đmm bà mày vẫn alive (sống) nhé. Đấy đm sau vụ đấy thì cả khoa nó know of (biết) em, mấy em chicks (gái) kia cũng bitch out (sợ sun vòi) mà chị chị em em làm thân làm quen. All of a sudden (bỗng dưng) có minion (đàn em) mà toàn snitches (mấy con lắm mồm) mọi ngõ ngách thông tin đều biết cũng beneficial (lợi) lắm.

Nhưng đm life is but a dream (đời nó có đéo như mơ đâu). Đm suspicion escalates (nghi ngờ đẩy lên cao) thì nơron não càng hoạt động mạnh. Em scrutinize (quét) lại người nó from head to toe (từ trên xuống dưới) bằng photographic memory (trí nhớ siêu phàm) và good god (ôi dồi ôi) đcm I'm fucked (ăn c*t thật rồi) các chị ơi. Đm game day (ngày đấu bóng) mà nó đi gucci ong FML / fuck my life (có chết em không cơ chứ). Các anh trai bóng rổ khác có thể mang 2 giày nhưng ny em thì lazier than a pet coon (lười như một con hủi).

Em made a beeline (phi với tốc độ ngựa hí) sang thẳng nhà nó, lying manwhore (đĩ đực dối lừa). Và khi chàng đã doze off (thiếp vào giấc ngủ) em bắt đầu hành động. Xong xuôi em destroy evidence (phi tang). Cuộc chiến enter phase 2 (bước sang giai đoạn 2).

Đầu tiên, hôm sau em mượn máy nó để gọi điện. Vừa put on speakerphone (mở loa ngoài) vừa nói chuyện em vừa nhanh tay mở GPS tracker (định vị) kết nối với điện thoại em. Xong em ransack (lục) hết 13 hundred and 46 (1346) người nó follow. Sau 30’ tìm kiếm by elimination (bằng cách loại trừ) em đã tìm ra mấy cái nick fishy (khả nghi). Con NN TT và NL sẽ được assigned (giao cho) con H informant (tai mắt) của em. As for me (còn em) một mặt em roam about (quanh quẩn) khu chùa Láng để tìm LN và ND, một mặt check location (kiểm tra định vị) anh T. Nhưng làm gì nó cũng phải có game plan (mưu kế). LN was accompanied by (đi cùng với) 1 đứa con gái và 1 đứa con trai. Đến gần 11h chúng nó mới bắt đầu get their asses up (xách đít đứng dậy). LN get on (leo lên) xe thằng con trai chở về. Em cứ tailgate (zin zin đằng sau) xe chúng nó thì thấy con này fondle (ôm ấp sờ nắn) các kiểu thằng kia. Đm turn out (hoá ra) là yêu nhau, vl thế cross off (gạch) mẹ tên khỏi danh sách đi. Thôi, về ăn cơm rồi ngủ cho máu circulate (lưu thông) lên não. Vừa nấu ăn em vừa gọi điện cho con H hỏi state of affairs (tình hình), nghe qua là biết scratch (loại) được TT rồi.

Sau vài ngày narrow down (thu hẹp phạm vi) còn NN và NL, em take it into my own hands (đích thân xử lý) vụ này. Giờ chỉ cần stalk (bám đuôi) 1 trong 2 con. Em chọn stalk NN, mana đội bóng. Mana khá dude magnet (hút trai) nhưng lại cực kì upright (đứng đắn) có vẻ là sheltered upbringing (được úm thành con nhà lành). Và quan trọng là nó charismatic (cá tính mạnh) vl, giày cũng toàn mấy đôi snazzy (hầm hố) còn hơn anh T ấy. Hmm nghe chừng loại này chẳng fond of (thiết tha) gì mấy thằng bitch ass (bánh bèo) như ny em.

Ok onto (tiếp tới) cô em NL. FB cũng mỗi 2-3 cái group picture (ảnh tập thể) mà pixelated (vỡ tung vỡ toé) còn đéo thấy mặt đâu. Đúng là cái thứ Plain Jane / vanilla shit (thứ tì nữ nhạt nhoà). Mình lại không muốn nhờ con bé H kia nữa vì too many cooks spoil the broth (lắm thầy nhiều ma) lại phải air dirty linen in public (kể lể chuyện riêng cho người ngoài). Sau khi tìm hiểu list fl thì mình biết con này have a thing for (mê) mỹ phẩm với mấy beauty blogger. Mình lập ngay 1 nick ins specializing in (chuyên) chia sẻ tips làm đẹp rồi mua gần 2k follow.

Ô hô nó head over heels for (mê mẩn) blog của tôi nên direct ngay. Mình vẫn tiếp tục keep up the act (đóng giả) tư vấn nhẹ nhàng tình cảm, “Em chụp mặt chị xem rồi chị give pointers (tư vấn) cho nha”. Đm, right away (ngay và luôn). Thành công! Execute (triển) thôi chứ còn gì nữa. Giờ tao sẽ dig up (tìm ra) bằng chứng chúng mày fornicate (chim chuột).

Thế là day in day out (ngày ngày) em sang cầu thang 3 stalk nó, dần dần em know thời gian biểu của nó like the back of my hand (nắm rõ) có khi hơn cả mẹ nó. Đm tao persevere (kiên trì) như thế mà vẫn đéo catch red-handed (bắt quả tang) được lũ adulterers (gian phu dâm phụ) chúng mày.

Em đang absentmindedly (thẩn thơ) dắt xe ra khỏi trường thì có đứa smack (đập) cái bộp sau lưng. Hoá ra là em H yêu quý. Má, tao đang frustrated (ức chế) nên rủ H đi ăn luôn. Do chân em step on the wires (giẫm vào dây điện) nên em bend down (cúi xuống) gỡ dây rồi cắm lại cho nhà hàng. Before my very eyes (đập ngay vào mắt em) khi cúi xuống là đôi Gucci ong đầy chất lượng đến từ đôi bàn chân cùng bàn. Sao em lại đéo catch on to (nhận ra) tiu dei là nó nhỉ? Bao nhiêu sự thông minh nhạy bén lại để một con brat (nhãi ranh) lead mình by the nose (dắt mũi). Cuộc đời con tì nữ TTú basic dude (nhạt nhẽo) chỉ có đi từ trường ra sân bóng rồi về nhà. Sao lại slip my mind (quên mất) là nhà con H thuê ngay dưới tầng 2, còn nhà thằng T trên tầng 16 nhỉ? Đm không được, mình đã trải qua bao ups and downs (đắng cay ngọt bùi), bây giờ khóc là chickenshit (hèn). Em tươi cười nói chuyện với H business as usual (như chưa từng có cuộc chia ly). Để xem bà strike back (đáp trả) mày ra sao nhá!!!

Câu chuyện quá dài, ai có nhu cầu theo dõi diễn biến truyện giả tưởng có thật của chị loll mời lên hóng fb. Cảm ơn chị đã ra 1 kiệt tác hihi.

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Còn vụ nhiệt hôm qua nhé. Không phải tự dưng mà thích gây chuyện. Có 4 điểm muốn làm rõ hẳn hoi:
- Giáo viên phải chịu trách nhiệm với chia sẻ của mình. Đúng nói đúng, sai nhận sai.
- Đã viết bài dạy thì phải tìm hiểu cho đầu cuối.
- Không làm kiểu chụp giựt, nhanh chóng, ăn liền, gây phương hại lâu dài cho người học.
- Không thiếu liêm chính xoá sạch comment sau lưng.

Còn ai chửi ngu, xấu, zô ziên, toxic, chảnh chó, khinh người, sân si v.v ta thả haha. I only need nuii and my beloveds. Ain't nobody got time to suck up to da whole wide world. Có rảnh thì đi giúp đồng bọn cùng tiến bộ, chứ không rảnh đôi co với người qua đường không bổ vào cái xương nào. Nhân cách ra sao chỉ cần gia đình bạn bè và nuii biết là đủ. Có thay đổi cũng là thay đổi vì những người đó. Priority nha mấy cưng.

Được người con gái ta thương rủ đọc thêm ngữ pháp dinkout trong mấy sách này https://www.readitforward.com/essay/article/grammar-books/?fbclid=IwAR3x5LAxip351npD1pQD35lTnrgYsHhpW91O4CBZfpLNNXVBMQl6kO-vD0c. Bốc 5 quyển rồi nhé, quá vuôiiii!

Mãi ieo. <3

Hong Kong police arrested a student leader from Hong Kong Baptist University for the third time, after he was found carrying 10 laser pointers in his bag more than a year ago.

Read more: https://bit.ly/36rnVSy

香港浸會大學學生會署理會長方仲賢，突然被警方上門拘捕，據悉涉嫌妨礙司法公正、拒絕被捕及藏有攻擊性武器等罪名，隨即被帶至沙田警署扣查。
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記憶體洩漏( Memory leaks ) 和迷途指標( dangling pointers )是手動記憶體管理的主要問題。 你在連結串列中刪除了父節點，卻忘了先刪除它的所有子節點ーー你的記憶體正在洩漏。 你以正確的順序刪除一個物件鏈ー但是突然你的程式崩潰了，因此你忘記了這個資源的第二個所有者，這個資源現在試圖取消參考( dereference ) 一個空指標( null-pointer )。

為了避免這些問題，大多數現代高階程式語言實現了自動記憶體管理。 你可以手動分配物件的記憶體，但是不必擔心它們的釋放: 一個特殊的程式，垃圾收集器，知道如何正確地自動釋放物件，並回收它們以供將來重複使用。

在“垃圾收集器必備基礎”課程中，我們學習了與自動記憶體管理相關的所有不同的技術和演算法，這些技術和演算法現在已經在實踐中得到了應用。

✅這門課是給誰上的？

首先，針對編譯器工程師。

在實現程式語言時，很有可能需要實現一個垃圾收集器。 即使最初定位為“記憶體安全”的語言，如 Rust，最終也實現了自動參考計數(ARC)和其它收集器。

重申一下: 在大多數現代高階程式語言中，垃圾收集器模組(或多個 GC 模組，比如 Java)現在基本上是必需的。

如果實現程式語言不是我每天的工作？

如果你不是一個編譯器工程師，那麼這個課程對你來說仍然是有趣的。 總的來說，實現垃圾收集器或記憶體管理器是一項相當高階的工程任務。 這是一個簡單的技巧: 你參與一些複雜的專案(如垃圾收集器、編譯器、直譯器等) ，在構建它時，你將學習所有不同的資料結構和演算法。 然後回到“每日程式設計” ，得到能力上的提升以成為一個更好的工程師，掌握了複雜系統的可轉移通用知識。

✅這個專案我需要熟悉 C 還是 C++ ？

也不盡然！ 當然，C 和 C++ 可能是最適合原始記憶體操作的語言，並且在這裡非常適合，但是在課程中我們學習通用設計演算法，主要關注垃圾收集器和記憶體分配器的理論方面。 這意味著你可以用任何你想要的語言來實現它們。 例如，你可以在 JavaScript 中為一個虛擬 Heap 分配一個 ArrayBuffer，或者類似的在 Python、 Rust 等中分配一個 bytearray。

本課程中的大多數演算法都是用泛型虛擬碼( generic pseudo-code )描述的，因此你可以將它們移植到任何語言中。

https://softnshare.com/essentials-of-garbage-collectors/

A stunning fourth-quarter comeback led by Allen Iverson. A thrilling final-minute shootout between Stephon Marbury and Kobe Bryant.
The ball in Bryant's hands for the last shot. A pass that no one expected. A last-second miss. A postgame celebration worthy of June.

Yes, it was quite an All-Star Game.

Iverson, Marbury and his Eastern Conference teammates transformed what looked like a blowout loss into an improbable 111-110 victory Sunday in a performance fitting of the 50th anniversary of the game.

"It was like a championship game out there," Dikembe Mutombo said. "I've been in the All-Star Game the last seven years, and I've never seen anything like this."

It was the kind of game that might stop people dismissing the East as far weaker than the West, the kind of game that might make the casual fan appreciate the heart and determination of some of the younger stars trying to seize the spotlight in the post-Jordan era.

Mostly, it was kind of game that any fan of any sport would prefer to see — a riveting one.

Iverson scored 15 of his 25 points in the final nine minutes, and Marbury hit two three-pointers in the final 53 seconds as the East came back from a 21-point deficit.

Bryant, the NBA's leading scorer, could have taken the last shot. Instead, in a shock to everyone sitting in the building and watching on television, he threw a pass that resulted in a last-second miss by Tim Duncan.

"Everybody was saying we couldn't win because of our size. It's not about size. It's about the size of your heart," Iverson said. "Coming into the fourth quarter, we were all sitting on the sidelines saying 'Why not us? Why can't we be the ones to come back from a 19-point deficit (after three quarters) in an All-Star Game?"

Allen Iverson Philadelphia 76ers 2nd
SG Tracy McGrady Orlando Magic 1st
SF Vince Carter Toronto Raptors 2nd
PF Grant Hill Orlando Magic 6th
C Alonzo Mourning Miami Heat 6th
Reserves
SG Ray Allen Milwaukee Bucks 2nd
C Antonio Davis Toronto Raptors 1st
SG Allan Houston New York Knicks 2nd
SF Anthony Mason Miami Heat 1st
C Dikembe Mutombo Atlanta Hawks 7th
C Theo Ratliff Philadelphia 76ers 1st
PF Glenn Robinson Milwaukee Bucks 2nd
SF Latrell Sprewell New York Knicks 4th
SG Jerry Stackhouse Detroit Pistons 2nd
PG Stephon Marbury New Jersey Nets 1st
Jason Kidd Phoenix Suns 4th
SG Kobe Bryant Los Angeles Lakers 3rd
SF Chris Webber Sacramento Kings 3rd
PF Tim Duncan San Antonio Spurs 3rd
C Shaquille O'Neal Los Angeles Lakers 8th
Reserves
C Vlade Divac Sacramento Kings 1st
SG Michael Finley Dallas Mavericks 2nd
PF Kevin Garnett Minnesota Timberwolves 4th
PF Karl Malone Utah Jazz 13th
PF Antonio McDyess Denver Nuggets 1st
PG Gary Payton Seattle SuperSonics 7th
C David Robinson San Antonio Spurs 10th
PF Rasheed Wallace Portland Trail Blazers 2nd

Carmelo Anthony had an easier time matching the NBA record for points in a quarter than he did trying to figure it out.

Anthony matched George Gervins NBA record with 33 points in the third and finished with a season-high 45 points in the Denver Nuggets 116-105 victory over the Minnesota Timberwolves on Wednesday night.

Ive never been a part of a quarter like that before, Anthony said. I just felt that good. I cant explain it. My 3-ball was going in, driving to the basket, getting fouled. Just the complete game tonight.

Gervin scored 33 points for San Antonio in the second quarter against New Orleans on April 9, 1978. Anthony broke the franchise record of 32 set by David Thompson against Detroit, also on April 9, 1978.

Chauncey Billups added 24 points in Denvers eighth straight win over Minnesota. After the game, he was still in awe of Anthonys performance.

Ive played against some great ones and played with some great ones, said Billups, whose team trailed by 16 in the first half. Thats the best Ive ever seen in a 12-minute span. He was awesome. He got us back in the game, got us a nice lead. Single-handedly put us on his back tonight and did what a lot of great players do.

Anthony has struggled with his shot, in part because of a sore right elbow. He said he banged it twice in the first half, but the pain didnt bother him in the third.

I was fighting through the pain. It was all good, though, he said. Once my 3-ball was going, I knew Id be in pretty good shape.

Al Jefferson had 26 points and 12 rebounds, and Randy Foye also scored 26 points for Minnesota, which has lost seven straight games and two in a row since Kevin McHale took over as head coach on Monday.

Anthony, who had nine points at halftime, took over the game in the third quarter, scoring 26 straight points for the Nuggets at one point. His steal and dunk sparked the Nuggets rally from a 12-point halftime deficit, and he pumped his fist after hitting a 3-pointer that tied it at 60.

He got rolling. He put a show on in that third quarter, McHale said.

Anthony, who also had a team-high 11 rebounds, wasnt done. His putback layup gave Denver its first lead since midway through the first quarter, and he followed that with a 3-pointer and a fast-break dunk to make it 68-62 with 4:35 left in the third.

He was taking a lot of his shots from the outside, and those are the ones we wanted him to take, Minnesota forward Ryan Gomes said. But tonight was a night where they were all going in.

He hit two 3-pointers to extend Denvers lead to 82-76, and he finished the quarter with a driving layup with 1.8 seconds left to give the Nuggets an 84-78 lead.

Pretty incredible explosion, Nuggets coach George Karl said. We needed it, too. It was a game we needed someone to step forward, and it was a pretty good show.

Minnesota didnt go away quietly. Foye and Jefferson made back-to-back baskets to cut Denvers lead to 94-92 with 6:47 left, but J.R. Smiths three-point play and a layup by Anthony made it 101-92. Billups and Anthony Carter hit consecutive 3-pointers to push the lead to 10 with 3:38 left. Minnesota got no closer then eight the rest of the way.

Anthony scored only three points in the fourth quarter but left to a standing ovation with 52.7 seconds left in the game and Denver ahead by 11.

Anthonys career high is 49 set against Washington last February. He said Billups was urging him to go for 50 points in the fourth.

Chauncey kept saying, Go get it! Go get it! Anthony said. Ive been looking for a game like this.

Notes

Denvers Kenyon Martin missed his second straight game and third overall because of a sprained left wrist. Renaldo Balkman started in his place. Denvers eight-game winning streak against Minnesota is its longest current streak against any NBA team. The Nuggets assigned G Sonny Weems and C Cheikh Samb to the Colorado 14ers of the NBDL.

Through All-Star games, an MVP award and a trip to the NBA Finals, there was something missing in Allen Iverson's career. A perfect ending.


Iverson sank the first buzzer-beating shot of his nine-year career, a 14-footer in overtime, and scored 15 points to lead the Philadelphia 76ers to a 106-104 victory over the Indiana Pacers on Friday night.

"It's a great feeling to hit a shot with no time on the clock," said Iverson, who sank a halfcourt winner for the U.S. Olympic team against Germany in an exhibition game.

Iverson is getting used to dramatic shots.

He sent a game into overtime in the final seconds earlier this week, then didn't lose confidence against the Pacers even as he struggled with his shot. He played 44 minutes, but went just 5-for-23 from the floor.

"I just couldn't get in no type of rhythm," Iverson said. "I couldn't get warm. I couldn't feel my hands the whole game."

He was hot when it mattered, though, as Iverson took the ball the length of the court and beat the short-handed Pacers with a shot from just above the free throw line over Eddie Gill.

"His shots didn't fall until the last one, and who cares about the others?" coach Jim O'Brien said.

Kyle Korver made seven 3-pointers and scored a career-high 23 points, Marc Jackson had 21 points and 10 rebounds, and John Salmons and Corliss Williamson each scored 15 points for the Sixers.

Korver capped Philadelphia's furious fourth-quarter comeback with a 3 from the top of the key with 3.6 seconds left, tying it 100-all.

"I knew we needed a 3, so I just backed up and took it," Korver said.

The win spoiled the return of Indiana's Ron Artest, benched for two games for asking for time off because of his busy schedule -- including producing an R&B album and working on his side career as a rapper. Coach Rick Carlisle said Artest "compromised the integrity of the team."

Artest scored 29 points and had a flagrant foul late in the fourth quarter, Jermaine O'Neal had a career-high 39 points, and Stephen Jackson 17 for Indiana. Artest and O'Neal combined for a 24-for-38 effort.

"If you try to do the right things, good things happen to you," Artest said. "I think everything happens for a reason. Nobody got hurt. There's a bunch of good people on this team."

Artest's return helped offset the absences of center Scot Pollard (sore back), forward Jonathan Bender (viral infection), guard Fred Jones (quad strain) and center John Edwards (personal reasons).

With Reggie Miller (hand), Anthony Johnson (hand) and Jeff Foster (hip) also out, the Pacers only had eight players available.

In overtime, they were down to five.

The Pacers lost O'Neal, who gave the Pacers a 102-100 lead on the first play of OT, when he fouled out after reaching in on Iverson on the next possession. Jamaal Tinsley (10 assists) and David Harrison also fouled out in overtime.

Four Pacers starters played at least 40 minutes through regulation while Iverson was the only Sixer to do so. Korver hit three contested 3s and scored 11 points in the fourth to rally Philadelphia from a 17-point deficit in the third quarter.

Seldom-used James Jones took the last shot for Indiana in OT, but Artest said he should have had the ball.

"We have confidence in all our teammates," Artest said. "If JJ was open, he would have knocked that shot down. I should have took that last shot."

While Artest was gone, the Pacers suffered a 102-68 loss Wednesday to the Clippers, the worst home loss in franchise history.

But with O'Neal and Artest getting along on the court -- after getting into a locker room shouting match last week -- the Pacers hardly needed anyone else. Artest instantly put the distractions of the past week behind him, tuning out the taunts of the fans to score 16 points in the first half.

Korver had the oddest play of the game in the first quarter when he attempted to pass the ball -- it looked like an alley-oop -- to Kenny Thomas, but the pass went in for a 3-pointer.
Game notes
Sixers G Aaron McKie was placed on the injured list with a strained left rotator cuff. He is expected to miss seven to 10 days. The 76ers also activated guards Kevin Ollie and John Salmons and placed guard Kendrick Brown (low back strain) on injured reserve. F Glenn Robinson remained on the injured list and is in Chicago tending to a family matter. C Samuel Dalembert (hamstring) missed his fourth straight game ... Harrison's dad, Dennis, was a defensive end for the Philadelphia Eagles. ... The Sixers won consecutive overtime games for the first time since 1993.