Namewee黃明志 Ft. DJ Jerry羅百吉+Luxy Girls【Stop Clubbing! 不要去Club】@亞洲通才 2020 Asian Polymath
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不要去Club
Don't go to the club!
不要去
Don't go
大戰完了五姑娘累累我想睡覺
I'm sleepy after swinging my left hands
結果我Brother說他寂寞想要喬一喬
But, my brother feels lonely and wanna hang out
明天櫻櫻美代子
Tomorrow I'm free
周末夜晚好無聊
Weekend nights are always boring
所以我穿上了戰袍
I've dressed up
香水噴Channel 還噴在叫叫
and sprayed the Chanel perfume on my little brother
這裡的DJ 根本不懂音樂
The DJs here know nothing about music
只會搖奶奶
but only shaking boobs
她們的英語不好
Their English is not good
但喜歡說 Put your fucking hands up
they only know how to "Put your fucking hands up"
舞池裡搖啊搖
Shake it boom boom
搖不動就吃藥藥
And take some lozenges
舞步就那幾招
They learned all the dance steps
都是上網學的好不好
through the Internet
欸? 初來乍到
Yeah! It's my first time
欸? 是在開玩笑?
Are you kidding me?
欸? 說好的美女呢?
Where's the hot chicks?
暗暗都看不到
It's too dark, I see nothing
欸? 音樂很吵
The music is too noisy
欸? 妝都花掉
Their faces are messed up
欸? 都是汗臭味 還有貓山王的味道
Everything smells of sweat and Musang King
不要去Club 不要不要不要
Don't go to the club! Oh no no no!
跟我回家喔搖啊搖啊搖
Follow me home and shake it boom boom
不要去Club 不要不要不要
Don't go to the club! Oh no no no!
會閃到腰喔腰啊腰啊腰腰腰
Your waist will get injured! Ouch ouch ouch!
Everybody
Move Your Body
What a party?
So boring so lonely
Oh My Baby
Move Your Body
快回家裡
Go home now
妳媽媽 在等妳
Your mum is waiting
這裡有很多未成年少女
There's a lot of underage girls
我一看就知道
They can't escape my eagle eyes
她們喜歡戴著小紅帽
They are like the Little Red Riding Hood
因為奶奶被吃掉
So their granny got eaten
哥哥不是大野狼
I'm not that Big Bad Wolf
只是喜歡去野餐
So let's go for a picnic with me
小心有好多螞蟻蟑螂
Beware of those ants and cockroaches
他們最愛吃屑屑
They like to lick the dust on your body
唉唷男生都嘛說
Guys always say
喝一兩杯就好
have a glass or two
然後越喝越多伸進去摸
But they keep it coming
海底撈一撈
Then put their hands in
羊咩咩 咩咩癢
Baa Baa black sheep
妹妹醉了 他硬梆梆
You're drunk and he's getting tensed
然後用他最硬的地方來撞妳尿尿的地方
Then he uses it to hit your private part
天蒼蒼 野茫茫
The view out there is so nice
喝完帶妳去洞房
Let's have fun after drinking
到山上 打野戰
Don't fight on the mountain
還是家裡冬暖夏涼
Just come to my bedroom as it's more comfortable
李白說床前 明月光
Li Bai said the moonlight shines the bed
長江後浪推前浪
Those at the back hit those at the front
套套用完 撞到排卵
Out of condom when she's ovulating
準備受 精 著 床!
So get ready for fertilisation!
女生要去Club Hey!
Ladies go to the club
是因為要解放 Ha!
to seek liberation
男生要去Club Hey!
Guys go to the club
是因為要找坑 Ha!
to look for mysterious holes
男生女生都去Club
If everyone goes to night clubs
婦產科都鼓掌好棒棒
the obstetrician will have a windfall
自備一萬 熟客七折
Members can get exclusive discounts
還有優惠套餐
Buy one free one
男生站左邊
Guys to the left
女生站右邊
Ladies to the right
沒有身份證的站中間
Those without ID, go to the middle
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