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ผู้ชาย แก่ จน(แถมหนี้) ไม่หล่อ น้ำหนักเกินร้อย... T_T"
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สำหรับสาวโสดที่มักพร่ำบ่นว่าทำไมกูไม่มีผัวซักทีอะไรประมาณนี้ วันนี้เลยจะลองกลั่นๆแยกประเภทผู้ชายมาให้ดู ไม่มีหลักฐานผลวิจัยอะไรมารองรับทั้งนั้น วิเคราะห์ด้วยตัวเองจากประสบการณ์ล้วนๆ โดยอิงจากภาพของโลกแห่งความเป็นจริง ไม่ใช่นิยายความรักทมยันตีหรือเจ้าหญิงวอลท์ดิสนี่ย์ ไม่ได้มีการหยามเหยียดมนุษย์อะไรใดๆทั้งสิ้นในเรื่องของหน้าตาฐานะหรือจิตใจ แต่อิงจากความเป็นจริงที่พบเจอกันได้ง่ายๆ ไม่โลกสวยอลิสอินวันเดอร์แลนด์ ..... และย้ำก่อนว่า ไม่ได้หมายความว่าบุคคลลักษณะดังกล่าวจะเป็นแบบนี้กันทุกคน แค่อิงจากลักษณะโดยกว้างของประเภทนั้นๆแบบรวมๆ ซึ่งหมายความว่า ไม่จำเป็นต้องเป็นแบบนี้ทั้งหมดก็ได้
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1. พวกหล่อและรวย ..... แน่นอนว่าพวกนี้เป็นที่หมายปองของสาวๆ แต่ ...
1.1 พวกหล่อและรวย 70% มักเป็นเพลย์บอย
1.2 พวกหล่อและรวย มักไม่มองผู้หญิงที่ด้อยกว่า
1.2.1 นั่นหมายความว่า สปีชี่ย์ต้องสูสีกัน หล่อนจะต้องสวยและรวยด้วย
1.3 พวกหล่อและรวย ต่อให้คบผู้หญิงซีรี่ย์เดียวกันก็มักไม่ค่อยหยุด ยังไปเรื่อยๆ
1.4 พวกหล่อและรวย จะมองผู้หญิงที่จนกว่าหรือหน้าที่การงานธรรมดาๆก็ต่อเมื่อ เธอหน้าตาดีเท่านั้น หน้าตาบ้านๆแม่งแทบไม่แลตามอง
1.5 พวกหล่อและรวย มักชอบปาร์ตี้
1.6 พวกหล่อและรวย มักเคยมีความรักจริงจังมาก่อน แต่พังทลายลงเพราะไลฟ์สไตล์ของตัวเอง ทำให้ปิดกั้นตัวเองเรื่องความรัก จนยังไม่พร้อมจบกับใคร ไม่เปิดใจตัวเอง
1.7 เป็นการยากค่อนข้างยากเหี้ยๆที่ผู้หญิงจะคิดว่า กูจะสยบพวกหล่อรวยให้อยู่หมัด มันจะรักกูคนเดียว มันจะไม่มีใครอีกต่อไป คุณไปคิดใหม่ อย่ามั่นใจขนาดนั้น
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2. พวกไม่หล่อแต่รวย ..... สาวๆก็ยังมองพวกนี้อยู่ในระดับเยอะพอสมควร ไม่ได้มาดูถูกกัน แต่อย่าตอแหลตัวเองเลย ผู้ชายหนักเกือบร้อยหน้าแย่ๆหัวล้านๆ แต่รวยพันล้านมาจีบคุณ หลายคนก็มีเขว แต่มักจะชอบหลอกตัวเองว่า นั่นมันคือความรักนะ ทั้งๆที่แม่งไม่ใช่
2.1 พวกไม่หล่อแต่รวย 70% มักมองผู้หญิงสวยๆ ถึงจะไม่หล่อ แต่ยังเลือกได้
2.1.1 นั่นหมายความว่า ผู้หญิงหน้าตาบ้านๆก็ยังมีสิทธิ์เข้าถึงได้ยากอย่ดี
2.2 พวกไม่หล่อแต่รวย มักชอบตีกะหรี่ลงอ่างและซื้อแดก คือชอบเปหญิง มีความรู้สึกว่า ใช้เงินจะสบายใจกว่าหารักแท้
2.3 พวกไม่หล่อแต่รวย พร้อมที่จะมีคนรักจริง แต่ยังปิดกั้นตัวเองด้วยความระแวง มีกำแพงกั้นเพราะกลัวที่จะโดนหลอกเหมือนเดิมๆ
2.4 พวกไม่หล่อแต่รวย จะเปิดใจรับผู้หญิงหน้าบ้านๆได้ แต่อาจใช้เวลานานและยาก เพราะคิดว่ากูรวย กูหาหน้าตาได้ดีกว่านี้ เพราะติดจากการใช้เงินจ่ายผู้หญิงหน้าตาดีๆมามาก
2.5 ผู้หญิงบ้านๆเข้าหาผู้ชายไม่หล่อแต่รวยได้ ด้วยการโชว์ความจริงใจสูงๆให้มันเปิดกำแพงอคติที่ว่าจะมีคนมาหลอกมันให้พังทลายลงแล้วจะเจาะได้
2.6 แต่ผู้ชายไม่หล่อแต่รวยพวกนี้ ก็มักจะเขวพร้อมปี้คนอื่นทันทีหากมีคนสวยๆมาเสนอ เพราะมันเหมือนปมด้อย พอมีหญิงหน้าตาดีๆมาก็พร้อมจะนอกใจเมียเสมอ
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3. พวกหล่อแต่จน ..... มีสาวๆจำนวนไม่น้อยไม่ซีเรียสเรื่องนี้ กูเน้นหล่อไว้ก่อน
3.1 พวกหล่อแต่จนและรักเดียวใจเดียว มีแค่ 30% อีก 70% แม่งมีแต่ในละคร
3.2 พวกหล่อแต่จน มีจำนวนไม่น้อยที่มักแสวงหาผู้หญิงที่เหมาะๆ โดยเฉพาะในเรื่องฐานะ เพื่อหาโอกาสถีบตัวเองอยู่เสมอ
3.3 อย่าโลกสวย พวกหล่อแต่จนก็มักจะมองหาผู้หญิงที่ฐานะดีกว่าตัวเองนั่นแหละ
3.4 พวกหล่อแต่จน ยากมากที่จะจบกับผู้หญิงซีรี่ย์ด้อยกว่า เช่น หน้าตาไม่ดียังเสือกจนเหมือนกูอีก อย่างน้อยถึงจนหน้าตาก็ต้องโดนมันถึงจะแล
3.5 ผู้หญิงที่จะจบได้กับพวกหล่อแต่จนมีสามกรณี หนึ่ง รวย สอง ไม่รวยแต่สวย ... และสาม โง่
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4. พวกผู้ชายอ้วนหนักร้อยอัพ แต่รวย ..... กลับไปเคสเดียวกับข้อสอง
5. พวกผู้ชายอ้วนหนักร้อยอัพ แต่บ้านๆฐานะกลางๆ ..... มักหาผู้หญิงลักษณะใกล้เคียงกัน
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6. พวกผู้ชายบ้านๆ หน้าตากลางๆ ฐานะธรรมดา เงินเดือนไม่เกินสามหมื่น หมุนเงินเดือนชนเดือน แดกดีๆได้แค่ตอนต้นเดือน เลยวันที่สิบห้าไปต้องประหยัด ..... น่าแปลกที่ผู้ชายกลุ่มนี้ผู้หญิงอยากหนีที่สุด แต่ในความเป็นจริงผู้หญิงธรรมดาสามัญชนทั่วไปก็กลับคบกับผู้ชายสปีชี่ย์นี้มากที่สุด และผู้ชายซีรี่ย์นี้ แม่งเป็นประเภทที่มีมากที่สุดในประเทศไทย
6.1 ผู้ชายบ้านๆฐานะธรรมดา มักมองหาคนที่พอดีกับตัวเองที่สุด
6.2 ผู้ชายบ้านๆฐานะธรรมดา มักไม่มองอะไรที่เกินตัว ไม่มั่นใจไปจีบคนสูงกว่า และก็ไม่อยากได้คนที่ด้อยกว่า ในกรณีผู้หญิงด้อยกว่าเรื่องฐานะ เรียกว่าขั้นจน อย่างน้อยก็ต้องมีหน้าตานำมาในระดับพอใช้ได้มาทดแทน
6.3 ผู้ชายบ้านๆฐานะธรรมดา ให้ความสำคัญกับผู้หญิงในเรื่องของความรู้สึกมากกว่าคนรวยที่สนใจแต่เรื่องเพศและเรื่องหน้าตาทางสังคม
6.4 แต่ข้อเสียของผู้ชายบ้านๆฐานะธรรมดา คือยากที่แม่งจะรวย กราฟมันจะเส้นตรงแบบนี้ต่อไปจนวันตาย ดีขึ้นมาก็นิดหน่อย มีไม่ถึง 10% ที่จะรวยได้เป็นหลักหลายล้าน เพราะการทำงานเป็นพนักงานเงินเดือนธรรมดา หารายได้เสริมนิดหน่อยพอประทัง ไอ้พวกปากกัดตีนถีบจนรวยระดับล้าน จากผู้ชายธรรมดา ชีวิตจริงมีไม่ถึง 10% มึงอย่าดูละครหรือบ้าคำคมอ่านหนังสือเส้นทางรวยมาก นี่ชีวิตจริง หากคิดว่าแฮปปี้กับเรื่องความรัก ความเอาใจใส่ มีชีวิตอยู่ได้แบบพอดีโดยไม่ไขว่คว้าหาวิมานในจินตนาการเรื่องฐานะ มีชีวิตครอบครัวพ่อแม่ลูกแบบธรรมดาๆสามัญชน มีบ้านมีรถแบบพอตัว ก็โอเค
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ย้ำทั้งหมดนี้วิเคราะห์จากตัวผมล้วนๆ ไม่มีผลวิจัยห่าเหวใดๆทั้งสิ้น แต่จะสรุปถึงผู้หญิงให้ฟังแบบเข้าใจง่ายๆดังนี้
1. ถ้าเธอสวยและรวย จงหาคนซีรี่ย์เดียวกันจะดีที่สุด ไม่ควรเอาพวกหล่อแต่จน เรื่องหน้าตาทางสังคมและการให้เกียรติพ่อแม่เป็นเรื่องสำคัญ อย่าเสือกดูตำนานรักสารสินหรือโรมิโอแอนด์จูเลียตมาก อย่าบ้า
2. ถ้าเธอสวยแต่ไม่รวย ถ้าไม่คิดอะไรมาก จงไปปราบพวกผู้ชายหล่อรวยให้ได้ ไม่ก็หันมามองผู้ชายธรรมดาๆ
3. ถ้าเธออ้วนและรวย จงไปเที่ยวบาร์โฮสหาผู้ชายสนองไป สกรีนคนที่เข้ามาให้หนัก อย่ารีบตัดสินใจเอาใครจริงจัง
4. ถ้าเธออ้วนและไม่รวย หาผู้ชายซีรี่ย์เดียวกัน หรือผู้ชายหน้าตาบ้านๆฐานะกลางๆ อย่าเอื้อมสูง จะเจ็บ อย่าหลอกตัวเอง นี่โลกชีวิตจริงที่ต้องเผชิญและรับมันไม่ใช่นิยายเจ้าหญิงวอลท์ดิสนี่ย์
5. ถ้าเธอบ้านๆทั้งหน้าตาและฐานะ ควรลองผู้ชายไม่หล่อแต่รวยก่อน แล้วมามองผู้ชายบ้านๆฐานะธรรมดาหน้าตากลางๆ
แต่ภาพรวมที่สุด วิเคราะห์ตัวเอง พ้อยท์สำคัญคือคุณอย่าบ้า อย่าเอื้อมสูง ดูตัวเองก่อนด้วยว่าประมาณตนเองไว้เท่าไหน อย่าจินตนาการว่าคุณคือเจ้าหญิงตามหาเจ้าชาย ผัวชั้นต้องจุงกิอะไรแบบนั้น
แต่ส่วนตัวผมคิดว่า ผู้ชายบ้านๆ ฐานะกลางๆ หน้าตาธรรมดาๆ เดินดินกินข้าวแกง ใช้ชีวิตแบบกราฟเส้นตรง ถึงแม้แม่งจะไม่ใช่ภาพที่ผู้หญิงส่วนมากวาดฝัน มองหาอะไรไกลเกินเอื้อม แต่ผมว่าผู้ชายแบบนี้แหละ แม่งเหมาะกับผู้หญิงทุกประเภทมากที่สุด .....
ใครที่โสดแล้วอยากมีผัว เดินสายกลาง หาผู้ชายกลางๆโอเคสุด ผู้ชายหล่อๆรวยๆเอาไว้จินตนาการให้น้ำแฉะเล่นแบบจุงกิแค่นั้นพอ เชื่อเรา
ย้ำอีกที นี่ว่ากันที่หน้าตาและฐานะล้วนๆ ไม่เกี่ยวกับเรื่องจิตใจประเสริฐศรีดีงามรักแท้ซื่อสัตย์ หรือขยันทำมาหากินอะไรทั้งสิ้น ไม่ได้ยกเรื่องขยันขึ้นมานะ ส่วนเรื่องรักแท้ เรื่องแบบนี้มันมีอยู่ในตัวผู้ชายแทบทุกคนนั่นแหละ .....
For single girls who often complain about why I don't have a husband like this. Today, I will try to distilled and separate men's type. There is no evidence. Any research results to support. Analyze by myself from pure experience based on the picture of the world of the world Reality is not a fiction. Love, Bangkok yan or princess Walt Disney does not have any human racism in the matter of looks, status or mind, but based on the reality that we meet easily. No beautiful world. Alice Inwander. Land..... and I repeat that doesn't mean that people look like this. Everyone is just based on the wide appearance of that type overall, which means it doesn't have to be like this.
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1. Handsome and rich..... of course these are girls destination but...
1.1 handsome and rich 70 % are always playboy
1.2 handsome and rich people don't look at inferior women.
Lol that means speed has to be close. She must be beautiful and rich too
1.3 handsome and rich people. Even if they are with women, they don't stop. Keep going.
1.4 handsome and rich people will look at a woman who is until or normal job. Only when she looks good. She doesn't look at home.
1.5 handsome and rich people always like to party
1.6 handsome and rich people have been in serious love before, but fall apart because of their own lifestyle blocking themselves about love until they are not ready to end with anyone. Don't open their heart.
Haha. It's difficult. It's quite difficult for women to think that I will defeat the handsome and rich people. They will love me alone. There will be nobody anymore. You think again. Don't be that confident.
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2. Those who are not handsome but rich..... girls still look at these at a lot of levels. They don't insult each other, but don't lie to yourself. Men weigh almost a hundred bad face, bald head, but rich billions come to flirt with you. A lot of people have a lot of people, but they always like to fool themselves that's love even though they are not.
2.1 those who are not handsome but rich 70 % always look at beautiful women. Even though they are not handsome, they can still choose
Lol that means women who look at home still have access.
2.2 those who are not handsome but rich always like to hit a slut in the tub and buy food. They like to be a woman. I feel that spending money will be more comfortable than divide cuddle authentic.
2.3 those who are not handsome but rich are ready to have real lovers but still block themselves with paranoia. There is a wall because they are afraid to be fooled as usual.
2.4 those who are not handsome but rich can open their hearts to accept women in front of the house, but it may take long and difficult because they think I'm rich. I can find better looking because I'm addicted to spending money to
2.5 home women go to men. Not handsome but rich by showing high sincerity. Let them open the wall. Prejudice that someone will trick them to fall apart and they can penetrate it.
Haha. But men are not handsome but rich. These are always ready for other people. If there are beautiful people to offer because they are inferiority. When they have good looking women, they are always ready to cheat on their wife.
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3. Handsome but poor..... there are not many girls. Not serious about this. I focus on being handsome first.
3.1 handsome people but poor and one love. There are only 30 % the other 70 % damn in drama.
3.2 handsome people but poor, not many who always seek the right woman, especially in status to find a chance to kick themselves.
Haha. Don't be beautiful. Handsome people. But poor are always looking for a woman who is better than yourself.
Haha. Handsome people, but it's very difficult to finish with women. The Series is inferior. Such as bad looking, they are still nosy like me. At least even if they are poor, they have to
3.5 women who can end with handsome people but poor. There are three cases. One Rich, two not rich but beautiful... and three stupid.
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4. Men who are fat. Haha. Cry for cuddle but they are rich..... go back to the same case as number two.
5. Men who are fat. Haha. Cry for cuddle November. But in the middle status..... they always find women who look alike.
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6. Men in the middle looking, normal status. Salary is not over three thousand. Money in the month. They can eat well. It can eat well in the beginning of the month. On the fifteenth day, we have to save..... it's strange that this group of men want to run away the most In General, I'm dating this speedgy man and this series is the most kind in Thailand.
6.1 men in the house. Normal status are always looking for the one who fits themselves the most.
6.2 men in normal status often don't look at anything beyond themselves. They are not confident. Flirt with higher people and don't want an inferior person. In Case of women are inferior to the status. It's called poor. At least there must be a
6.3 men in normal status focus on women in feelings more than rich people who care about gender and social looks.
6.4 but the disadvantage of men in the normal status is that it's difficult to be rich. the graph will continue to be a straight line like this until the end of the end of the day. There are less than 10 % to be rich in millions because working as Earn a little extra income. Those who bite your feet kick them to be rich in a million from normal men. There are less than 10 % in real life. Don't watch drama or crazy. The quote. Read the path is very rich. This is real life. If you think happy with love, Got it fit without looking for a fantasy of life, family, parents, normal children. Commoners have a house and car. It's okay.
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Repeat, all of these are all analyzed from me. There is no bad research results, but it will conclude women to listen easily as follows.
1. If you are beautiful and rich, find the same series. You should not take the handsome people, but poor about social face and honoring parents is important. Don't look at the legend. Love sasin or Romeo & Juliet so much Don't be crazy
2. If you are beautiful but not rich, if you don't think much, go defeat the handsome, rich men or look at normal men.
3. If you are fat and rich, go to bar ho. Find a man to respond to screen those who come in hard. Don't rush to take anyone serious.
4. If you are fat and not rich, find the same series of men or men who look home in the middle status. Don't reach high. Don't be hurt. Don't fool yourself. This is the real life world to face and take it's not a novel. Princess Walt Disney
Haha. If you are home, both look and status, you should try. Men are not handsome but rich first. Then look at men in the house. Normal Status,
But the most overview. Analyze yourself. The important point is that you don't be crazy. Don't reach high. Look at yourself first. Don't imagine that you are princess. Looking for prince. My husband must be jung ki something like that.
But personally, I think that men in the middle status, normal looking, walking in the soil, eating curry, living a straight line, even though it's not the picture that women are looking for something too far away, but I think this kind of men are suitable for all types of women.....
For those who are single and want to have a husband to go to the middle of the middle of the middle. Okay. Handsome Men. Imagine the water to play like jung ki. That's enough. Trust me.
I repeat, this is pure look and status. It's not about the good mind. True Love, honest or diligent to earn anything. It doesn't lift up hard work hard. As for true love, this kind of thing is in every man.....Translated
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““Aren’t two sparrows sold for an assarion coin? Not one of them falls on the ground apart from your Father’s will, but the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Therefore don’t be afraid. You are of more value than many sparrows.” (Matthew 10:29-31 WEB) 🐦
Our Abba Father is able to loves us all without prejudice or favoritism because He has an infinite capacity to love.
He also has infinite energy to keep on doing so without depleting Himself. ❤️
Abba knows us perfectly—every secret evil thought that crosses our minds, and still He loves us unconditionally.
He’s not shocked when we give in to our fleshly desires and is always there to pick us up when we fall. 🙌
Earthly fathers have a huge responsibility to show their children what God the Father’s love is like.
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ASAKU® X Dragon Life
Part.1
All 13 chapters in this book.
Original author:Mingkun Liu
Translator: Claudia Liu @ fanyi4life
Preface: Outline of ASAKU X Dragon Life
In year 36722 on Epic Calendar...
On the surface in the Epic World, green Mirror Cores started to appear on Humans Continent, Fairies Continent, and Phantom Continent. The location differed every time it happened. Meanwhile, the center was pouring out little guarding monsters. In 24 hours, the green core would turn red and release energy of Reversal Impact in radius of one kilometer, to turn back the time. The energy released would bring even more powerful monsters, together with the supreme core monster. One Mirror Core would cause one Reversal Impact which would turn animals or monsters around berserk as well.
The Mirror Cores emerged one after another, with the intervals of three to seven days. Currently, there was no way to destroy it. Once a Reversal Impact took places, the time within the range would be turned back, as well as the lives and scenery would be restored to the previous condition. In other words, people might become younger, but those who haven’t outlived the time reversed would disappear. Things would be restored to normal once they leave the range.
When Reversal Impact happened, not only time was turned back, but plenty of monsters would pour in to protect the core. People that once lived in the time that was reversed would be brought back as well, but appeared like a reanimated corpse without a soul. Yet for others who still remembered them, it would be a moment to look forward to.
Since the time reversed could not be estimated, no one dared to risk inside the range and fight against the monsters. When the Reversal Impact took place, whoever was inside the range could do nothing but evacuate as soon as possible.
On the surface of the Epic World, the Fairies were the only ones that were invulnerable to Reversal Impact, which also explained why the Mirror Core would not be found on the Fairies Continent. The Fairies were shielded from the danger of the Reversal Impact. We were not entirely sure of the reason why the Fairies were protected, but they did not hold the power to destroy the core. The only solution the Fairies could propose was to seal the core, to stop the monsters from flooding in our world.
Delegated by Oudelos, the Fairies King, Asaku, as the Seal Priest from the Light race, led his partners to explore the world. With the Compass of No Return, which could locate the Mirror Core and calculate the time turned back, Asaku would seal the core to stop Reversal Impact and the inundation of monsters.
Chapter One: Asaku the Seal Priest
At three o’clock in the afternoon on Monday, August 12th, year 36722 on the Epic Calendar...
In the Village of Eden, part of the Kingdom of Phil and located on the south-west of Humans Continent, a Mirror Core appeared and villagers started to evacuate. Troops dispatched by the Kingdom of Phil were engaged in a hard fight against monsters to ensure a safe evacuation of villagers. In the last thirty minutes when the core started to turn red, the military retreated and set up a line of defense in a safe zone outside village. Once the Reversal Impact started, the monsters would no longer be limited. All of a sudden, in front of the troops popped up a Folding Corridor from which a young magic knight walked out. The magic knight was dressed in blue with a white cloak, equipped with the Seal Knife and followed by a clown puppet and a winged lion. There was also an adorable little girl, walking with the trio toward the village. Some soldiers saw them and tried to stop them. The magic knight turned around and said, “Per order of Oudelos, the Fairies King, I am the delegate to seal the Mirror Core. My name is Asaku, the Seal Priest from the Light race. You are all useless here, so just run.”
Soldiers said, “How insolent!”
Hearing this, the little girl standing by Asaku punched him on the shoulder and said, “Asaku, that is just rude!”
Then she turned around and saluted the soldiers, saying, “My name is Ellia, and I am the animal trainer from the Soil race. Asaku is my brother, and I apologize for his attitude. May I ask: who is the general leading the troops?”
The human general stepped ahead, replying respectfully, “We appreciate assistance from the Fairies. This is General Stalul. Please kindly seal the core to prevent even more damage.
Ellia asked, “Have all villagers evacuated?”
General Stalul replied, “Yes, we have sent everyone to a safe place.”
Upon hearing this, Asaku said, “Great! So now I can do anything I want freely!” Then he rushed into the village with the clown puppet and the illusion lion, in the direction where the core was with all the monsters.
Ellia saluted General Stalul again and explained, “I am here to investigate the reason why monsters have gone berserk. Even the generally gentle monsters are turned violent by the core. Please proceed with caution.” Then Ellia ran into the village and caught up with Asaku.
Facing assault of countless monsters, Asaku fought back with the Seal Knife. Those monster who were injured by the Seal Knife were sealed and frozen. Meanwhile, this knife absorbed and stored power of monsters. What’s more, it could also soak up power of attributes from the Nature. For example, if the knife came in touch with stone, it took in the power of soil.
When Asaku cast magic, he had the three-star matrix magic on his left hand, the reversed matrix magic on his right hand, so all he had to do was to take in the power, based on its nature, and use it on the matrix magic to initiate an attack. When swamped by monsters, Asaku could use the reversed three-star matrix magic to amplify the magic power; to focus fire, Asaku could zero in on the three-star matrix magic for a fatal blow. The more power the rituals absorb, the more potent the magic will be.
Ellia used the Love Racket to purge the monsters. Ordinary monsters would be pacified and become passive. Some of them would even help Ellia in combat.
The closer they were to the core, the more powerful the monsters were. Determined to dash into the core, Asaku put away the Seal Knife and yelled at the clown puppet, “Come, Ghost Card Uda, transform into the Sun Sword!" Uda then transformed from a clown puppet into a sword as shining as the sun. Asaku chopped his way toward the core with the Sun Sword. However, where the sun didn’t shine, the sword lost its glow and power as well. Uda said, “Asaku, seriously, I don’t have power without the sun. And the sun is setting soon. So chop chop, wrap it up now!”
Asaku replied, “Yea, roger that. I’ll finish the fight as soon as possible!” Then he hopped on the illusion lion, and dashed toward the core.
Soon Asaku and his partners arrived at the core that was about to turn red, but a baby’s crying caught everyone’s attention. Looking for where the crying was from, Asaku found a young mother holding a baby, hiding in a corner nearby. Asaku shouted but there wasn’t time. Without second thought, Asaku flew to the woman and grabbed her. Ellia held the baby tightly and hoped to take the mother and her baby to safety. At that moment, Reversal Impact happened!!
A strong wave of ripple dispersed and things around started to change. The young mother turned into ashes and disappeared, yet the baby in Ellia’s arms survived unharmed like a miracle. Shocked, Ellia held the baby and screamed, “You said everyone was evacuated, everyone!”
Checking on the Compass of No Return, Asaku learned that the time was turned back eighty years. Ghost Card Uda reminded Asaku to seal the core and prevent more loss.
Asaku asked Ellia to take the baby to safety, but once the baby left Asaku’s arms, he started to cry. No one but Asaku could calm the baby down. The baby clutched Asaku. In the end, Asaku carried the baby on his back and returned to combat to seal the core. Ellia even teased Asaku about the baby.
Irritated, Asaku yelled, “Shut up!!”
The yelling woke up the baby and he started to cry. At the same time, both Asaku and Ellia put a finger in front of the mouth and said, “hssssss” to hush the baby.
Asaku said, “The supreme demon has showed up. Let’s go knock it down, get it done and go home!”
The supreme demon for this core was a giant cannibal flower, spitting poison at Asaku and lashing him with its vines. Dodging with Flying-n-Leaping, Asaku chopped all vines he could but failed to get close to the demon for a direct strike.
Strange to say, but the baby Asaku carried stayed composed through the fight. He was so quiet, unusually quiet.
Ellia rode on a mountain pig she just calmed, trying to assist Asaku in combat. Yet the demon was too powerful, so all she could do was flee.
By then, the sun set completely. Ghost Card Uda shouted, “Oh no! The sun…” then it turned back into the clown puppet.
Without the Sun Sword, Asaku could only fight with the Seal Knife.
Asaku thought, “Seriously, the Seal Knife can’t do the monster much harm because the power it absorbs is not enough. I need a blaze to burn it!”
Then Asaku turned around and shouted at Samoyed, the illusion lion, “Cast three fire bolts at me!”
With one turn over, Samoyed jumped into distance and spat three enormous fire bolts to Asaku.
Asaku lifted his left hand, fingers spread out, and a three-star matrix magic appeared on his palm and took in the fire bolts. Jumping high, Asaku dashed back into the cannibal flower’s mouth with his left fist clutching and the fire bolts amplifying.
Asaku stepped forward, letting go of his left fist, “Three-star matrix magic, Fire Tornado!"
The wave of fire burned the cannibal flower into ashes. Asaku hurried to the Mirror Core with a transparent cube of crystal in his hand, the Holy Crystal Cell with inscription on it. Before Asaku successfully cast the ward and sealed the core, numerous monsters still fought on. Thanks to Samoyed, the illusion lion protected everyone.
With one flash, the ward was complete and the core was sealed. All monsters were gone right away, but the surroundings remained the same. Everything was the way they had been eighty years ago.
When it was safe, Asaku approached the villagers and wanted to hand over the baby to them. Unexpectedly, all villagers panicked. They were convinced that the baby was the son of Demon. Asaku learned that the mother gave birth to the baby without a known father, so no villager was willing to adopt the baby. Besides, the baby wouldn’t let go of Asaku. Without an option, Asaku carried the baby on his back and returned to the Fairies Continent with Ellia, who said goodbye to her new mountain pig friend, through Folding Corridor.
Chapter Two: A Trojan Horse
At eleven o’clock in the morning on Tuesday, August 13th, year 36722 on the Epic Calendar, a meeting was held in the Fairies Empire Meeting room with the presence of Fairies King Oudelos, General Alga, Priest Harp, Fairies Princess Jiefulo, Asaku, Ellia, and the human baby.
Asaku got down on one knee and updated the Fairies King Oudelos the current situation in the Village of Eden, while the human baby slept peacefully in the cradle tended by Ellia.
Asaku ended the report, “My King, this is the update of the event in the Village of Eden.”
The Fairies King Oudelos dismissed Asaku and turned to General Alga, saying, “My General, may I have your thoughts on this?” General Alga was red in the face, and the King yelled at him, “Seriously, you two got drunk this early in the day?”
General Alga explained, “Well, we are not to blame. Priest Harp brews the best wine ever, which is perfect to wake me up in the morning.”
Priest Harp argued, “Alga, I thought we were friends! And I even saved the goodies for you.”
“Ahem…” the King coughed to stop the fight, and then everyone fell silent. The King reached out his hand, and Priest Harp presented the King the wine. Bottom up and the King yelled, “Woot! Great wine indeed!” Then he turned around to Asaku and said, “All right, now we can continue.”
Seeing this, Princess Jiefulo said to the King angrily, “Father, really? You have business to attend to. How could you drink with them so early?”
King Oudelos said, “Awww it’s nothing, my honey. It’s quite peaceful on the Fairies Continent.”
Hands on her hips, Princess Jiefulo said, “Oh my… Some sense of danger, please?”
Scratching his head, Asaku said in a hopeless tone, “Do you old things really care about this Mirror Core?”
General Alga said, “We fairies do not interfere whatever happens outside the Fairies Continent. It was the Holy Dragon King who brought us an order from the Gods, stating that only the fairies can fight against the Reversal Impact, so the King is commanding you to handle the core in the Village of Eden.”
Asaku said, “The Holy Dragon King, you mean the conspirator? Why do we have to listen to him?”
Fairies King Oudelos replied, “Because this is an order from Gods, we have to comply.”
Asaku snorted.
Priest Harp walked toward the human baby and said, “This is a remarkable baby. He completely waves off the influence of Reversal Impact.”
Ellia pulled the baby’s blanket, and found on the blanket it said “Adam.” Surprised, Ellia even saw a birth mark of emblem of rainbow on the baby’s back.
The birth mark seemed to be quite weighty. Both the King and General Alga went to the baby to take a closer look at the baby.
Slowly, the Fairies King spat out, one word after the other, “Rainbow… Savior..."
General Alga said, “So the kid is the new successor of Rainbow Savior. His name is Adam."
Priest Harp said, “I suppose it was part of their plan to send Asaku off to the Village of Eden. We are set up!”
Asaku said, “So what now? This baby is so needy and wouldn’t let go of me. If he wakes up and I’m not around, he’s going to cry like there’s no tomorrow. Nuh-uh, I’m not babysitting anyone.”
General Alga asked, “Wait a second, Asaku, you know where the two cores were previously?”
Asaku replied, “Yes, they were in the Time Library on the Elves Continent and Hugilus Desert, south-east of Kingdom of Phil on the Humans Continent. But when I got there, Reversal Impact had been completed on the cores. When I went to the Eden Village, per the King’s order, I should’ve been able to seal the core and stop everything, but the kid was in the way.”
Priest Harp asked, “Both cores happened near Kingdom of Phil on the Humans Continent? Something doesn’t add up here.”
Abruptly, the Fairies King Oudelos stood up and yelled, “General Alga, rally the guards and prepare for war!” Immediately, General Alga dashed out of the meeting room and alarmed the guards!
Asaku asked, “What’s going on?”
Princess Jiefulo said, “Protect the baby with all you can.”
Hearing this, Ellia grabbed Adam who was sound asleep in her arms tightly.
Priest Harp yelled, “This is a scheme plotted against us! The core in the Time Library was to fabricate the history, while that in the Hugilus Desert was to restore the mirror in the lake. The baby was left there on purpose because they knew he wouldn’t be influenced by the Reversal Impact. In the end, you returned to the Fairies Continent through the Folding Corridor with the baby. Your tracks left behind granted access to those who cannot enter the Fairies Continent through the reflection of mirror.
At that moment, a tremendous crash was heard, which shook the whole Fairies Empire. Priest Harp said, “I will put the baby into deep sleep, so his crying wouldn’t attract the mobs. Ellia, please take care of Adam. Asaku, go defend us!”
Ellia replied, “Yes, Priest Harp, I will protect the baby with all my might.”
Asaku yelled, “The situation is dire. I’m right on it! Ghost Card Uda! Samoyed!”
Asaku summoned two escorts and the three rushed to where the loud noise was from.
Right above the Fairies Empire Hall appeared a crack of time and space, from which poured in lots of monsters! General Alga led the Royal Guards to fight!
Seeing this, Asaku yelled with surprise, “What is this all about!”
The next second, Asaku transformed the Ghost Card Uda into the Sun Sword and joined the fight.
Soon, the King and Princess Jiefulo came to the Fairies Empire Hall, heavily protected by the Royal Guards.
Out of the crack, a phantom fox with nine tails appeared in the middle of the hall.
The phantom fox said in an exciting tone, “Woot! You guys are here to welcome me, the gorgeous and graceful me, right? Show me your love~”
Asaku yelled, “You high or what? What did you just smoke!?”
Then a fairy soldier who was responsible for space defense reported to the King, “My King, a Mirror Core just popped up on the Fairies Holy Land!”
Hearing this, the king instantly ordered that General Alga guard the holy land, Asaku take care of the monsters to stop them from approaching, and commanded some royal guards to stay and assist Asaku.
Witnessing the depressing situation, Princess Jiefulo said, “I’ll stay and defend the empire with Asaku.”
The King replied in a serious tone, “No! You have to go to the Holy Land with General Alga.”
Through the corridor behind the hall, the King led General Alga, Princess Jiefulo, Ellia and others to the Fairies Holy Land.
All the monsters in the hall were decimated by Asaku and the royal guards while the phantom nine-tailed fox remained still, as if it had been watching a show, until everyone was killed but the fox.
Bursting in laughter, the fox yelled hysterically, “Now the spotlight is on me and only me~ I’m the center of everything like a superstar!”
When the fox was done talking, it waved its paw, creating an enormous shocking wave. In order to protect the royal guards, Asaku dashed to the front, dressed in Shadow Lion Armor and glowing, and blocked the attack of the phantom nine-tailed fox.
Equipped with the Sun Sword, transformed by Ghost Card Uda, and Shadow Lion Armor, transformed by the illusion lion Samoyed, Asaku was ready for combat.
Once ready, Asaku said to the remaining guards, “Go protect the holy land, and leave the monsters here to me.”
“Thank you, sir!” the royal guards replied and then retreated to the holy land.
The phantom nine-tailed fox said, "I am the Darkmirror General VI from the Mirror Continent. My name is Phantom Nine-Tailed Fox. Awww you can also call me Fox Nine-Nine, you know, cuter~”
The fox continued, “So you are Asaku, the one that has gained the power of Gods, the combination of Gods and Fairies, and that makes you a real… goof, you know, god plus fairy, so goof.”
Asaku shouted back, “You goof! What is this with your stupid nickname, Fox Nine-Nine? I don’t have time for this. I’m going to knock you out now!”
Fox Nine-Nine said, “Awww you think you can beat me? Muahaha~” He blinked to Asaku at once and initiated an attack!
The Fox was rather fierce, so Asaku was having a hard time fighting even with the Sun Sword and the Shadow Lion Armor. Meanwhile, Asaku cast matrix magic to absorb the Fox’s magic. Thanks to the Shadow Lion armor, most of the damage was mitigated.
Moving and attacking, the Fox laughed hysterically, “Hahahaha oh my my~ becoming one with god at the price of fairy power? So you can never cast any elemental magic and… now you can only attack by taking in power first? Awww that is hilarious… hahahaha!”
Asaku said, “Why do you look into my history?”
The Fox replied, “Awwww that’s because I love you, silly~ Muah!”
Asaku yelled, “OH MY GOD that is soooo disgusting!!”
Next, the Fox’s nine tails all spread out, looking all appealing and alluring. The Fox said, “Asaku~ this is going to be my mightiest blow, as powerful as my love for you~”
Even with bare eyes, Asaku could see tremendous power compile on the Fox. He knew, this assault would decide the ending of the fight.
On his mind, Asaku was talking to Uda and Samoyed, “We have to use that skill.”
Ghost Card Uda said, “Are you sure, Asaku? You haven’t mastered the power of God, and this strike will exhaust you. We don’t know when you’d recover.”
Samoyed argued, “But this is the only way out now. I cannot take any more attack from the Fox. We have to knock him out first. We will guard you, Asaku.”
By then, the Fox took in enough energy. He shouted, “Multiple Foxes Explosion!”
Turning over, a pair of angel’s wings and a pair of fairy’s wings grew out on Asaku’s back. The Keys of Seven Attributes flew around Asaku. Glowing, the light around Asaku turned into seven huge swords. Asaku shouted, “Take that, God’s power is with me. Seven Keys Comet Impact!”
The fatal strikes from both parties collided. The Fox was too late to dodge the attack and was gravely injured, so he fled into the crack back to the Mirror Continent. What’s more, Asaku’s potent attack almost wiped the Fairies Empire clean.
Ghost card Uda and the Illusion Lion Samoyed broke away from Asaku, while the latter collapsed on the ground. He was still conscious, but couldn’t move even one finger.
Samoyed carried Asaku on his back and took Uda to the Fairies’ Holy Land. By then, the Fairies Continent that had remained intact for thousands of years was officially intruded.
Arriving at the Holy Land, Asaku saw the Mirror Core on the altar in the center of the holy land. The King was leading fairies to fight against the monsters. Feeling hopeless, Asaku tried to put himself together and asked, “How come Priest Harp hasn’t sealed the Mirror Core?”
Chapter Three: Freeze Froze Frozen
At two o’clock in the afternoon on Tuesday, August 13th, year 36722 on the Epic Calendar.
A Mirror Core was placed in the most important holy land on the Fairies Continent, while Priest Harp didn’t even bother sealing the core; instead, he was only fighting against monsters.
Brought to Priest Harp by Samoyed, Asaku asked Priest Harp why he hadn’t sealed the core in the Fairies Holy Land. After all, it was Priest Harp that gave him the Holy Crystal Cell.
“Holy Crystal Cell was brought back from the God’s Continent by Holy Dragon King. Only you could use the crystal, which is why you were assigned this job.” Priest Harp explained to Asaku.
Upon hearing this, Asaku turned depressed and said, “But I’m too weak to activate the Holy Crystal Cell. So there is nothing we can do but to witness our holy land being destroyed by the Reversal Impact?”
Priest Harp said, “Rest, Asaku, and restore as much health as possible.”
At that moment, Ellia ran toward Asaku, crying, “A guy in a black cloak took Adam away… I was no rival to him… it was my fault…”
Asaku comforted her, “No, it wasn’t your fault. Don’t cry, Ellia…”
Priest Harp said, “I suppose kidnapping Adam was part of the plan.”
General Alga led the Royal Guards to set up a formation of attack, fighting against the monsters around the core. The Fairies King stood right above the core, trying to smash the core with magic of thunder but in vain.
A strong dark light emitted from the high tower of the holy land, creating a gap of time and space. From the gap, a knight riding on a dark dragon flew out. In a voice as loud as thunder, the knight said, “I am General Philips, the Darkmirror General II. Now, authorized by the Mirror Continent, I officially declared war against the Fairies Continent.”
The knight on the dark dragon emitted a unique magic power, which froze all monsters.
Sensing the power, both Asaku and General Alga blurted out, “It’s the power of Salu, the missing fairy of the wind race! Why would fairies’ power pour out from him?”
General Alga added, “Not exactly. This is something more potent, combining fairies’ power of wind attribute and dark power.”
“I can’t think of anyone on the Fairies Continent that can compete with him.”
The Fairies King fell silent.
General Philips waved, and the dark dragon spat out a super tornado that blew away the fairies troops. Some fairies cast defense for protection. Then everyone noticed that the wind did no harm to Princess Jiefulo.
The King commanded, “Take shelter behind Princess Jiefulo.”
The entire troops all hid behind Princess Jiefulo and they followed her wherever she went.
Princess Jiefulo asked, “Why are you guys staying behind me? I’m gonna teach that General Philips a lesson.”
Once she said these words, she moved to General Philip’s direction. The troops were begging her not to move, so they could stay where they were.
General Philips noticed this as well and he showed strong emotion. The next second, he darted to Jiefulo.
While everyone was trying to protect Jiefulo, General Philips grabbed Jiefulo and kissed her. Everyone stopped and so did the furious tornado.
Turning red, Princess Jiefulo pushed Philips away angrily and slapped him hard. “You crazy psycho! How dare you kiss me like this? Who do you think you are?” she shouted at him.
Soothing his cheeks, General Philips seemed disappointed and said, “You’ve forgotten all about…”
Then the dark dragon came take Philips away.
Seeing Philips leave, Jiefulo felt her heart beating fast. She touched her lips that Philips just kissed and burst into tears. She wondered, “What is wrong with me that I feel so sad and sorrowful?”
General Philips rode the dark dragon to the front of the fairies troops and taunted, “Send your best to challenge me.”
General Alga jumped into air, summoned his mount, the griffon, and accepted Philips’ challenge. “This is General Alga,” Alga said, “I am the strongest guardian on the Fairies Continent.”
General Philips said, “I have been waiting for this moment, to finally challenge you to a duel.”
General Alga asked, “Can you answer me one question?”
General Philips interrupted him and said, “I can tell you directly what you want to know. First of all, I am Salu, the missing fairy of the wind race. Secondly… the Salu you know are actually two people. One is on the Fairies Continent and the other is on the Mirror Continent. My real name is Philips.”
General Philips looked at Asaku who was still trying to restore his strength, saying, “Just like Asaku, we both have double masks.”
General Alga gasped, “Double what?!”
Still powerless, Asaku thought, “What does it mean exactly, double masks?”
Then Uda saw Philips’ weapon and said to Asaku, “He has the Moon Sword!”
Asaku replied, “No way. That's not possible.”
Uda explained, “I know I’m right. Moon Sword and I are two ghost cards, and we are connected. How did he get it?”
General Philips said, “Well, time for diplomatic courtesy is over, so I’m going launch an attack~ To begin with….”
Once General Philips snapped his finger, the core was turning red and Reversal Impact was imminent, which shocked Asaku and all the other fairies.
Asaku said, “I can’t believe that he could’ve sped up the time for Reversal Impact. I’m going to seal the core!”
Pity that Asaku was still too weak to even get up. All he could do was lie on Samoyed.
Asaku said to Samoyed, “Get closer, so I can touch the core.”
Samoyed moved closer to the core, and Uda helped Asaku put his right hand on the core. Suddenly, the turning slowed down, leaving Asaku in excruciating pain.
Priest Harp said, “Asaku, you can’t seal the core like this. You are only delaying the inevitable. If you continue like this, you will die from exhaustion.”
Asaku said, “Even this is to buy a bit more time… this is the only thing I can do now.”
Hearing this, Ellia put her hands on Asaku’s, and said,
“I want to guard the Fairies Continent as well.”
Asaku lowered down his head and nodded.
Riding on the griffon, General Alga initiated an attack at Philips. The crash of the two most potent powers in the whole world created a ripple that froze the fairies troops and monsters completely.
As time went by, the combat was heating up, and Asaku couldn’t hold it any more.
All of a sudden, Philips turned to the Fairies King and said, “My King, allow me to tell you: the time set on the core is 1000 fairies’ years, roughly 41 human years. That would be the time of the Eight Races for the fairies!”
Upon hearing this, all fairies appeared shocked and scared.
General Alga said, “I will never ever allow you to turn back the time to 1000 fairies’ years ago. That was a chaotic time, which will cause devastation in the Epic World at this moment!”
Just when General Alga was preparing to launch his most powerful attack, Compressed Air Cannon, General Philips unexpectedly attacked with the same strike!
General Alga said, “You are my student that I’m proud of, and you are Salu from the Fairies Continent!”
Smiling, General Philips remained quiet...
While the two were about to crash, the core glowed in red, the Reversal Impact was triggered and Asaku couldn’t hold it anymore!
At that moment, the Fairies King Oudelos shouted, “As your King, I will not allow the fairies to perish here. Race of Air, assembly to initiate the teleportation ritual!”
Just as the Race of Air was casting the spell, the King said to General Alga and Priest Harp, “Guard the Fairies.”
Quickly, General Alga retreated to the King, together with Priest Harp who yelled at Asaku, “Go! Run as fast as you can!”
The Fairies King then drew a special magic sigil on his hand, which turned into an eagle that dived into the ground.
The King nodded at General Alga and Priest Harp, and the trio shouted, “The supreme sealing magic of the Fairies, Frozen Seal!”
That was the time the Reversal Impact starting to affect the surroundings and the Race of Air launching the teleportation ritual.
General Philips said, “Dang! You even thought of freeze the whole Fairies Continent. Nuh-uh, I’m not going to be trapped here.” Then he opened the gap of time and space but didn’t leave without taking a second look at Jiefulo.
The Reversal Impact was stopped by Frozen Seal, so was the teleportation ritual which wasn’t fast enough to save all fairies. Asaku was lucky, as he was sent away. Right before he was teleported, he heard Priest Harp, saying, “Find the Fairies Queen Aranda… only she can save the Fairies. You are our only hope, Asaku.”
Tears in his eyes, Asaku was sent into the teleportation tunnel and he lost consciousness.
The time on the Fairies Continent stopped. No one could enter, nor anyone could exit.
Chapter Four: Tear of the Mermaid
At ten o’clock in the morning on Monday, August 19th, year 36722 on the Epic Calendar...
Waking up but still dizzy, Asaku heard familiar voices and they were Uda, Samoyed and Ellia. The three were excited to see Asaku. “Woot! Finally, you’ve come to yourself!” said Uda.
Ellia leaned over to Asaku and said, “I was so so worried about you, Asaku… Thought I’d lost you.”
Asaku said, “I’m good. So where are we now?”
Uda replied, “We were sent to the Mermaid Kingdom on the Phantom Continent. The Mermaid Queen arranged accommodation for us here. You slept for almost a week!”
Asaku looked around, and found himself in a small, warm room showered in sunshine reflected by water. “It seems to be a girl’s room,” said Asaku.
Uda said, "Because there are only girls in the Mermaid Kingdom.”
Asaku was surprised, and he saw the room was filled with flowers, so he asked,
"What are these flowers about?”
Shrugging, Uda grinned, “The flowers are from your fans. The whole kingdom knows about you, and all girls are crazy for you. They’ve been sending flowers here, together with their greetings. The Mermaid Queen even promulgated to address you as the Sleeping Prince Charming of the Fairies…”
Samoyed turned around and giggled...
Footsteps were heard outside the door, so Uda told Asaku to fake sleep. If people knew he was awake, the fans would inundate the house immediately.
So Asaku lay down to fake sleep, and then about ten mermaids entered the room with flowers and gifts. Samoyed turned invisible, and Uda transformed into a clown puppet. Nothing could stop these girls --- they all kissed Asaku on the cheeks and wished him the best. It took them quite a while to have all the fun and leave.
Asaku got out of bed, with his hands on the cheeks that were just kissed. All smiling, Asaku blushed.
Ellia looked away, pouting unhappily.
Uda knocked on Asaku’s head and said, “Wake up!”
Asaku said, “I don’t want to stay here like a caged animal. I’m going to sneak out and look for some intel.”
“But Asaku,” Ellia said, “you can’t just go out like this. As the Sleeping Prince Charming of the Fairies, you will create a chaos. Let me dress you up.”
The Mermaid Kingdom is located under water, protected by a ward deep in the ocean. In the kingdom, one can breathe as freely as they can on the land.
On the street, there was a mermaid dressed in a maid’s outfit with a weird hairstyle and makeup, and a clown puppet on “her” shoulder. That was Asaku. Ellia dressed up as a mermaid as well, following Asaku. Samoyed turned invisible and stayed at their side.
Asaku asked, “Why do I have to go out in a maid’s costume? This is so silly! The skirt… it’s so cool down there and that feels so… weird!”
Laughing, Ellia replied, “Told you to wear some panties.”
“Nuh-uh,” Asaku said, “no girls’ panties for me!!”
Uda said, “But people would recognize you without the costume! That’d be trouble if they knew who you are. Thousands of mermaid girls would surround you to show you their love.”
Samoyed turned invisible so only his voice was heard, “Don’t count on me. I can’t stop all of them~”
Asaku said, “What is wrong with this place? The air is so stuffy. It just feels wrong, and the wind is not blowing at all.”
Uda replied, “The Mermaid Kingdom is quite exclusive. They are particularly hostile against the Beast Kingdom on the Phantom Continent. Both Samoyed and I are citizens of the Beast Kingdom, so we can never ever be found here. People say the Mermaid Kingdom enjoys a pleasant relationship with the Fairies Continent, so maybe this is why you are sent here.”
Ellia loved pets and she was talking to the angel fish roaming on the road. Asaku asked her, “Why are you talking to a fish?”
“I can talk to all living creatures~” Ellia replied, “and I want to befriend with all the cute ones.”
Asaku shrugged and said, “I can only understand Uda and Samoyed.”
At the time, a dowager walked by with a group of maids. The dowager gazed at Asaku, which made both Asaku and Ellia nervous.
Completely ignoring Ellia, the dowager said to Asaku, “Huh~ aren’t you a pretty one~ a little bit too flat-chested but no matter. What is your name? Who do you work for?”
Asaku tried to reply with a higher pitch, “Bonjour, Madam! My name… is Eklia, and I am the maid for Mrs. Mel.”
Upon hearing this, the dowager flipped and yelled, “What a waste!! You are adorable and you work for that crazy hag, Mel!?”
Then she took ten pearls from the bag and handed them over to Asaku, telling him, “This is the down payment. You go back and dissolve the contract with that hag, and report to Duke Vitalis Castle tomorrow.”
Once she was done talking, she led the maids and took leave. Asaku and the rest were left behind, startled.
Asaku complained, “Who is she and how can she call me flat-chested…”
Ellia laughed and said, “Eklia… my dear brother… that is awesome! You were hit on dressed up as a girl!! And that Lady Mel is real, too!”
Samoyed laughed so much it almost rolled on the floor.
“That is not funny!” Asaku said, “We still have business here. We’ve lost track of the core for one week, and Priest Harp said I have to find the Fairies Queen to save the Fairies Continent. How can I waste even one more minute here to be someone’s maid?”
Just then Asaku’s stomach rumbled, so he looked at the restaurant on the road and decided to dine in there.
By the entrance, Ellia said goodbye to the angel fish and entered the restaurant with Asaku. They chose a table in the corner to avoid attention.
“What!” Asaku screamed when he read the menu, “One set costs one pearl!”
Uda stopped Asaku immediately, “Quiet, Asaku, if you don’t want to pay, we can go back to the accommodations the Queen arranges for us.”
“Nuh-uh,” Asaku refused, “No way!”
Blushing, Asaku said, “I do enjoy being so popular though…”
Ellia punched Asaku on his shoulder, “Asaku, you are terrible!”
Then the waitress dropped by, asking, “What can I get for you today?”
Asaku gave a gesture of four fingers and said, “Four set meals, please.”
“Are you sure,” the waitress asked, “that you can eat so much?”
Asaku replied, “Sure, no problem at all.”
The waitress replied, “All right, four pearls then. The food will be served right away.”
When the food came, Asaku devoured everything in front of him, while Uda and Samoyed hid in the corner and ate quietly.
Asaku said, “I think we should leave the Mermaid Kingdom as soon as possible for the Beast Kingdom where I can ask help from an old friend, King Brad.
Samoyed said, “But it is forbidden to use the Folding Corridor in the Mermaid Kingdom, so we have to go through the connected tunnel to the Beast Kingdom above water.”
“But the tunnel is guarded," Samoyed continued, “no one is allowed to pass without the permission from the Mermaid Queen.”
“Besides,” Ellia said, “it is rude to leave without saying goodbye. We should at least thank the Queen for her kindness to take us in.”
Uda said, “It is true that the Mermaid Kingdom does maintain a good relationship with the Fairies Continent, but the Mermaid Queen made it official that Asaku is the Sleeping Prince Charming of the Fairies… that just doesn’t sound right.”
Asaku, “But if we don’t go back, we need to make money.”
“Asaku," Ellia said while she laughed, “ you have to support us all by working as a maid then!”
Both Uda and Samoyed nodded.
Holding his head, Asaku grumbled, “Why am I always the one that does all the work?”
While Asaku and his friends were talking, they had no idea that they had been surrounded by mermaid soldiers.
Politely, a girl mermaid soldier said to Asaku, “Friend from the Fairies Continent, our Queen would like to speak to you in Her Majesty’s Castle.”
Asaku said, “Ah… you’ve caught me…”
The mermaid soldiers took Asaku and his friends to the Castle where the Mermaid Queen resided. On the way, the road was full of fans who were crazy for Asaku. They screamed his name and more, “Asaku, my Sleeping Prince Charming of the Fairies… I love you~~”
At night in the castle , Asaku was taken to the Throne Hall where the Mermaid Queen sat on her throne. Both Asaku and Ellia took a bow, and Asaku addressed to the Queen, “Your Majesty, my name is Asaku, and I am from the Fairies Continent. We do not mean to intrude, as our presence here is nothing but an accident. We sincerely beg for your kindness and forgiveness.”
The Mermaid Queen replied, “I am the Mermaid Queen Kamina. You can tell your two escorts to show themselves.”
Hearing this, Uda and Samoyed turned visible and got down on one knee, asking for forgiveness.
Queen Kamina said, “I am fully aware of the situation. The rest of you can leave now.”
The Queen’s entourage took leave and only the Queen and Asaku and his friends remained.
“Follow me.” The Queen said once they were left alone.
The Queen led Asaku and his friends to the Royal Garden, hid them in a concealed corner. She then told them to stay quiet and asked Asaku to play along no matter what happened. Though confused, Asaku concurred.
Shortly, a young woman walked into the garden, with a fairy man, whose hair is white and elegant, flying in the air. The couple looked at each other deeply in the eyes, and the man took out a flower made of seashells and crystal.
The white-haired man said, “Mermaid Princess Yulia, I want to hold your hands in mine forever. Will you marry me?” The young woman shook her head and replied, “No, Fluffy… It has to be my Mother who can make the decision.”
Fluffy held the woman by her hands and said, “Then let’s elope!”
Yulia refused and said, “As much as I love you, such behavior is not allowed.” Then the man tried to leave with the woman, while the Mermaid Queen walked out between them and Asaku and his friends still hid in the dark.
The Queen reprimanded, “How insolent! Release my daughter and leave now!”
The white-haired man talked back, “I have no fear to whatever queen, including you, Your Majesty. If I snap, no one in your kingdom is capable of taking me down.”
The Queen said, “You are indeed contemptuous, but we do need a powerful man to be our King and to protect our people.”
The white-haired man laughed, saying, “So~ Your Majesty has agreed to our marriage then?”
The Queen continued, “But only the most powerful and the most beautiful man can be our King.”
Fluffy replied, “Awww thank you, Your Majesty, for all the kind words.”
The Queen interrupted Fluffy, “No, you are not the only one that is qualified here. Recently, the Sleeping Prince of the Fairies has visited us. He is even more beautiful than you and well-loved by the whole kingdom.”
The Queen then pointed at Asaku who had no choice but to show up, and the latter played along, “I am the Fairy Prince that is truly qualified to be the King. Leave now, before it turns even more humiliating.”
Fluffy yelled, “I will challenge you to a duel! Don’t be so sure you’ll win, Asaku from the Fairies Continent.”
Asaku was surprised, asking, “How do you know who I am? Have we met?”
Fluffy just looked at Asaku without saying one more word.
The Queen clapped and said, “Quiet down, both of you. As the Queen, I shall be fair and just. I will hold a Joust for a Spouse and the winner can marry Princess Yulia and become the future King of the Mermaid Kingdom!”
Asaku yelled in surprise, “What?!”
Fluffy said, “Deal! When will that be?”
“Three days from now," the Queen replied, "and it will be held in the arena.”
“Mother, how could you make such a decision…” Yulia cried while she ran away.
Fluffy was full of confidence and he said, “I’ll show you what I’ve got!” before disappearing in the night.
At the same time, Asaku, Uda, and Samoyed said, “It’s a set up…”
The Queen looked back at Asaku, nodding and smiling…
Back to the Throne Hall, Asaku sat on the corridor, pouting.
The Queen explained, “I understand it was really rude to set you up like this, but the situation called for it as we do not have enough arms to deal with this phantom.”
“Phantom?” Asaku asked, “Fluffy is a phantom?”
The Queen nodded and replied, “Yes, he is a fox from the Illusion Tribe of the Beast Kingdom on the Phantom Continent. We mermaids will never ever marry a beast.”
Samoyed concurred, “The three kingdoms on the Phantom Continent are quite hostile against each other. It is a great mercy that Uda and I can remain free here.”
“But are the arms here so weak?” Asaku asked, "Besides, if they truly love each other, why would Your Majesty have to stand by the rule and separate them?”
The Queen stood up, pointing her scepter at the ceiling right above the throne. The ceiling broke and there was a…
“Mirror Core!” Asaku yelled, “And it is red, so the Reversal Impact occurred already!”
Then Asaku took out the Compass of No Return to confirm the time reversed, but only figured out there was no difference in time. The Mermaid Kingdom wasn’t sent back in the past during the Reversal Impact. What was this all about?
Before Asaku could have a better understanding of what was going on, lots of monsters flooded from the core. Asaku and his friends prepared for combat. One monster dashed toward the Queen, and Ellia screamed, “Watch out, Your Majesty!”
To everyone’s surprise, the monster went right through the Queen.
The Queen said, “Don’t worry about me. Asaku, could you please seal this Mirror Core, first?”
“Yes, Your Majesty.” Asaku replied.
Covered by his friends, Asaku reached the core and sealed it by performing Holy Cell. With the core sealed, the Mermaid Kingdom was freed, and the air refreshed and flew again.
The Queen sat on her throne, and started to explain from the beginning, “About six months ago, the core occurred here. Even with all the arms we could afford, we could not resist it, and then the Reversal Impact took place.”
Surprised, Asaku asked, “But the time remains the same?”
The Queen replied, “The Reversal Impact turned back the time to 130 years ago, when the Mermaid Kingdom was an island above water, instead of deep in the ocean. Our Kingdom didn’t sink into the water until thirty years ago.”
“So the Reversal Impact brought back the Mermaid Kingdom 130 years ago!” Uda said.
The Queen said, “That is correct.”
Asaku asked further, “But what about the Mermaid Kingdom that was influenced by the impact…?”
The Queen replied softly, “Disappeared. We have all disappeared. Everything you see now is a reflection of our thought. We keep on living like this.”
Then the Queen took off an earring in the shape of a drop of water from her left ear, and she gently continued, “This is our beloved treasure, the Mermaid Tears. When the Reversal Impact struck us, the grave fear and sorrow from all our people triggered the Mermaid Tears.”
Trying to hold back tears, Asaku said, “So Your Majesty, and all the people I have seen in the kingdom are reflection of thoughts, protected by the Mermaid Tears.”
Ellia couldn’t hold it anymore, and she just cried out loud.
The Queen continued, “Asaku, you understand this, don’t you… Yulia cannot marry Fluffy, even with my blessing. Once Yulia is married to Fluffy, she, together with the whole kingdom, will realize that we are gone, no more. Could you keep this secret between you and me, please?”
The tears wouldn’t stop from falling, and both Asaku and Ellia nodded.
“Even it’s just an act,” the Queen said, “please do beat Fluffy, marry the princess, become our new King. Please, Asaku… give my people new hope. By then, we will no longer need the Mermaid Tears, and we can disappear with happiness. Could you please do us one last favor?”
Without saying a word, Asaku nodded. Ellia cried so much even the angel fish could swim in her tears.
Three days later, people started to swarm into the arena. The whole kingdom was there to witness the Joust for a Spouse held by the Queen.
Ready and set, Asaku slowly walked into the arena, to keep his promise.
Chapter Five: A Happy Smile
At ten o’clock in the morning on Thursday, August 22nd, year 36722 on the Epic Calendar...
Almost all the citizens of the Mermaid Kingdom gathered at the arena, the cheers were deafening as today would be the day, a new king would be elected. The champion could also win the hand of Princess Yulia, and the game started!
Both Asaku and Fluffy entered the arena, gazing at the other. The atmosphere totally changed.
Fluffy would like to charge in and attack Asaku immediately, while the latter looked at the Queen with so much sadness in his eyes. The Queen nodded at Asaku, with the crying Princess Yulia on her left side, and Ellia on her right side.
The horn was blown, which could be heard miles away. The game officially started!
On his hand, Fluffy attacked with a spear bursting of energy, and Asaku fought back with Uda and Samoyed, both transformed into his most trustworthy gear. Asaku’s Sun Sword clashed with Fluffy’s Shine Spear. Sparkle could be seen everywhere. As the fight intensified, Fluffy cast Magic Light Sword to attack Asaku, which shocked Asaku who tried to block it with the shield on his left hand.
Surprised, Asaku yelled, “Did I see it right? That was my Magic Light Sword?”
Samoyed replied, “You are right. That is your magic.”
Fluffy asked, “Hey Asaku, aren’t you a master of magic attack? Since when you have switched to a sword? Where is your magic?”
Asaku kept quiet, “Tsk…”
Uda said, “Asaku, this seems like a deja vu. I’m sure we know this Fluffy from somewhere.”
Fluffy yelled, “Woot! This is fun! I’m holding nothing back!”
Casting Light Sword Magic, Fluffy charged in to Asaku and attack!
Reaching out with his left hand, Asaku absorbed in the power with the three-star matrix magic. The matrix magic could take in power of three attacks only, so Asaku was still harmed. On his right hand, Asaku blocked the attack of Shine Spear with his Sun Sword.
Rolling over, Asaku released Aurora Impact! The three-star matrix magic seemed to take Fluffy by surprise. While Fluffy tried to dodge the attack, Asaku pushed further with the Sunshine Impact. Both impacts hit Fluffy hard and Asaku was winning.
“I never knew you could attack like this,” Fluffy shouted, “but your light magic doesn’t hurt me much as I also master light magic. You can’t beat me by absorbing my magic power!”
All of a sudden, the white-haired fairy turned into an enormous white fox, together with a bunch of small white foxes.
Asaku yelled, "... I... I hate foxes…”
The crowd started to scream and tried to run away. Princess Yulia was so scared that she wept, and the Queen explained to her this is who Fluffy really was. Princess Yulia cried even louder for being lied to.
Then Fluffy attacked with its enormous body and tail, while casting Meteor Shower at Asaku. The bunch of small white foxes were attacking with their super adorable paws, which made it even harder for Asaku to defend.
to be continued~
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