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Wahai suami-suami dan isteri kalau nak suami murah rezeki, buat ini:

1. Jika isteri dah siapkan minuman, makanan, dah dihidangkan atas meja, lepastu isteri panggil kita makan, kita pula sibuk dengan telefon, sibuk hal lain lagi, lalu biarkan makanan sejuk, maka lambatlah rezeki masuk.

2. Jika pulang ke rumah, sampai-samapi anak terus menerpa dekat dekat kita, sambil bising-bising.. nak itu nak ini. Penat macamana sekali pun, duduklah sekejap dan bercakap dengan mereka. Peluk ...
Continue ReadingDear husbands and wives, if you want your husbands to be blessed, do this:

1. If the wife has prepared drinks, food, it has been served on the table, then the wife calls us to eat, we are busy with the phone, busy with other things, then let the food be cold, then the sustenance comes in late.

2. If you go home, you'll reach your child, while you're noisy.. you want this. No matter how tired it is, sit down for a while and talk to them. Hugs kisses children, that's how we appreciate them ' bringers of sustenance '. Don't be angry, don't get in the wind quickly.

3. When you wake up early, wake up your partner to wake up once. Don't let the couple sleep and drift away from dawn prayers. This is also one of the hardships to be close to us. When sustenance is narrow, the relationship of the household is getting colder. That's the one who wants to fight, husband and wife are messy.

4. Try to give money to your wife even though our salary is small. If you can't afford to give RM100, give RM50 @ RM10. Be diligent to look at your wife's wallet, don't be surprised if you see only coins

This era is the era of women who have bigger salary, but the effort to give a living is the door to many provisions.

5. A lot of jokes from angry. Look back in our households. How is our bonding with the wife. All this time if the way we hurt him a lot, change. The wife never forgets to pray for her husband. That's one of the asbab of our provisions. Wife's prayers are bleaching for her husband.

But if the person in the house is often angry, often doesn't like this, often his heart is not happy, where there is a creature that wants to visit, including sustenance.

Don't forget to make our loved ones happy!

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Have to make sure my baby car is in a good condition before traveling around kl to visit my family and friends during Chinese New Year! It feels great to be reunion with all the amazing people in my life ❤️ Can't wait for all the yummy food, funny jokes and joys and laughter! #LoveMyRide bit.ly/helixpromo

And I want to play hide-and-seek and give you my clothes and tell you I like your shoes and sit on the steps while you take a bath and massage your neck and kiss your feet and hold your hand and go for a meal and not mind when you eat my food and meet you at Rudy’s and talk about the day and type up your letters and carry your boxes and laugh at your paranoia and give you tapes you don’t listen to and watch great films and watch terrible films and complain about the radio and take pictures of you when you’re sleeping and get up to fetch you coffee and bagels and Danish and go to Florent and drink coffee at midnight and have you steal my cigarettes and never be able to find a match and tell you about the tv programme I saw the night before and take you to the eye hospital and not laugh at your jokes and want you in the morning but let you sleep for a while and kiss your back and stroke your skin and tell you how much I love your hair your eyes your lips your neck your breasts your arse your
and sit on the steps smoking till your neighbour comes home and sit on the steps smoking till you come home and worry when you’re late and be amazed when you’re early and give you sunflowers and go to your party and dance till I’m black and be sorry when I’m wrong and happy when you forgive me and look at your photos and wish I’d known you forever and hear your voice in my ear and feel your skin on my skin and get scared when you’re angry and your eye has gone red and the other eye blue and your hair to the left and your face oriental and tell you you’re gorgeous and hug you when you’re anxious and hold you when you hurt and want you when I smell you and offend you when I touch you and whimper when I’m next to you and whimper when I’m not and dribble on your breast and smother you in the night and get cold when you take the blanket and hot when you don’t and melt when you smile and dissolve when you laugh and not understand why you think I’m rejecting you when I’m not rejecting you and wonder how you could think I’d ever reject you and wonder who you are but accept you anyway and tell you about the tree angel enchanted forest boy who flew across the ocean because he loved you and write poems for you and wonder why you don’t believe me and have a feeling so deep I can’t find words for it and want to buy you a kitten I’d get jealous of because it would get more attention than me and keep you in bed when you have to go and cry like a baby when you finally do and get rid of the roaches and buy you presents you don’t want and take them away again and ask you to marry me and you say no again but keep on asking because though you think I don’t mean it I do always have from the first time I asked you and wander the city thinking it’s empty without you and want what you want and think I’m losing myself but know I’m safe with you and tell you the worst of me and try to give you the best of me because you don’t deserve any less and answer your questions when I’d rather not and tell you the truth when I really don’t want to and try to be honest because I know you prefer it and think it’s all over but hang on in for just ten more minutes before you throw me out of your life and forget who I am and try to get closer to you because it’s beautiful learning to know you and well worth the effort and speak German to you badly and Hebrew to you worse and make love with you at three in the morning and somehow somehow somehow communicate some of the overwhelming undying overpowering unconditional all-encompassing heart-enriching mind-expanding on-going never-ending love I have for you.

—Sarah Kane CRAVE

Baby Food? Adult Food? This week we tried the baby food challenge and it was AWESOME! HA HA HA not really but yeah we had fun! And Leonard almost died doing this with us haha!
ENJOY!

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