我都唔想UP得咁密,不過今日遇到極品。
我:Good afternoon! This is XXX, How.......(未講完)
Member姐:喂!我係你地XXX MEMBER黎!
話說我地老板有其他餐廳,咁個Membership其實係屬另一個Club House。但我地餐廳佢地只係有10% off同埋無任何特別。
我:啊!有咩幫到你。
Member姐:我要訂星期六7:30PM 8位!private corner 喎。
我:唔好意思呀小姐。我地星期六分兩段時間,你可以簡6PM-8PM或者8:30之後。
Member姐:下!我MEMBER黎嫁喎!
我:係呀!MEMBER都有限時嫁。
Member姐:下!我覺得你地真係好唔得囉!作為一間高級餐廳!都限時,好離譜囉。
我:小姐,我地唔係高級餐廳黎,中價姐。
Member姐:下!你地D價錢比得起尖沙咀D餐廳囉!收咁貴!
我:當然啦!尖沙咀有咁多餐廳,不過我絕對相信我地係中價,未屬於好貴好FANCY既餐廳。我地都係行CASUAL DINING姐。
Member姐:哈哈!whatever啦!真係要同"XX"(Club house一經理)傾下你地D問題囉!又限時又唔俾人簡時間。
我:可以呀。咁小姐你想幾點?
Member姐:8點半啦!我會早黎嫁!我唔想企係度等!你好早D READY俾我。
我:如果你唔想企係度等,小姐不如唔好早黎啦。或者去CLUBHOUSE度等,我地READY先打俾你。
Member姐:得啦!同埋!我要用兩張$500 COUPON!姐係$1000。
我:小姐, COUPON只係可以一次用一張。
Member姐:又要限時!又要唔俾用兩張。有無搞錯呀!你地D服務真係好差囉!俾得人就預左人用嫁啦!又要分兩次!我特登又要約人黎過呀??!!
我:UM⋯⋯其實小姐張COUPON有寫到明每次只可以用一張。
Member姐:咁咪當我分兩張台囉!我一定要用哂兩張!我要同"XX"投訴你地囉!離哂大譜!
我:小姐你唔洗勞氣,冷靜少少,等我搵經理幫下你啦。
Anyway, 我經理都唔撚想SHOW 9佢。人地落緊場,真係煩嗨屎忽精。
Member姐:而家唔係錢既問題,又唔係扣成$2000! 用$1000都咁多要求!
經理:小姐,唔好意思!我地都係按公司規距辦事。如果令你唔高興唔好意思。今次⋯⋯
(總之俾條仆街嘈得掂啦,俾佢破例用。)
Member姐:係囉!我都唔係麻煩客,都唔想勞煩你地!我會同阿XX講,叫你地改善下嫁啦。
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屌你老母!你咁都唔撚係麻煩客呀?
你係唔"只"係麻煩客。
你仲係CHEAP 中之霸,嗨太后祖先,鳩UP族族長,窮撚到$100-200(according to openrice)價位餐廳都話高級餐廳既無知婦人。
真係聽完個電話。真係立即脫苦海。
把聲又尖又嘈,第一句話自己係MEMBER已經FEEL到無好野。
又用COUPON又乜又柒。仲要話唔想勞煩我地!唔係錢既問題。笑到我真係GAPGAP聲。點會唔係錢既問題姐。而家就係唔俾你用COUPON扣錢,你條CHEAP嗨先發脾氣炸嗎。真係唔係錢既問題??????????
申請MEMBER既人,十個鳩個都係貪小便宜既人。
大部份都真係好撚麻煩!!!!!!!!
黎親又唔BOOK台,無位又黑面。呀老世!你張MEMBER CARD係CLUBHOUSE唔係LEE度嫁。仲有呀!星期5, 6 日D日子用個死人腦諗撚清楚有無餐廳會專登HOLD台俾你黎?
滿撚哂都走入黎話:『 MEMBER,4個。』
我:『HI,SORRY,而家FULLHOUSE。』
又重覆:『我喎!MEMBER喎!』
我:『係呀!你呀!MEMBER先生!而家無位呀。』
你老尾,滿就滿撚左嫁啦!唔通我大叫,你地班仆街街客!我有MEMBER 4位!快撚D起身讓位俾我個食好撚少野,又老馮唔BOOK台,有折都從來唔俾TIPS,又無禮貌夾睇唔起人,又大支野既最最最最最專貴隔離CLUBHOUSE既MEMEBR坐!人地MEMBER黎嫁!!!MEMBER黎嫁!!!!!!!!MEMBER黎嫁!!!!!!!
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窮小孩也能搭遊輪 學馬術
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聽到問題的當下我停了一拍心跳
與其說驚訝 更多的是不捨和難過
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四月的一個週一早晨
我在高雄中學和一些學弟妹分享我的生活
我說要把握時間 活在當下
也說要無愧於心 逐己所愛
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我告訴其中一部分的音樂班同學
喜歡主修樂器的話請繼續享受 努力
根本不喜歡音樂的話
現在掉頭才不會誤了剩下的青春
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我相信學弟妹都有認真聽我的分享
才會在結束後提出對我的問題
而且有好幾個人提出類似的問題
令我錯愕又不捨的問題
「是不是因為學長的職業是牙醫師 收入不錯所以才能追逐自己的興趣?」
在他們的教育和認知中 收入竟優先於興趣
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感謝學弟在提問的時候有強調『提問時沒有冒犯的意思』 而不是酸溜溜的質疑
我執著於這個問題一週之久
然後請老師幫我向學弟妹轉達以下幾點:
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1.我看過很多快樂的人 成功的人 都是追求自己熱愛的事物 發光發熱 同時藉此賺取生活費 因應社會 該職業的社經地位 也許高 也許低 但都是滿足快樂的�.
2.高收入的人不在少數 就以牙醫為例 難道是所有牙醫都有追求自己喜歡的事物嗎?都幸福美滿?身體健康?我想告訴你們的是:我從興趣中找到快樂和滿足 所以分享給你們 若非為了向升學關口的你們分享職業特色 我根本懶得提牙醫這塊 因為那不是我熱衷的事情 應該由熱衷於牙科治療的誰向你們口沫橫飛地說�.
3.錢是我們生活中的一部分 就只是一小部分 不是全部 也不是必要的 我們一定比上不足比下有餘 我個人喜歡往下比 因為更容易讓我感到滿足 往上比的話我可真窮 買不起豪宅 沒有跑車 遊艇 也不能任性地說不上班就不上班 說買奢侈品就買奢侈品
如果我們的水很多 可能可以裝滿大碗公 如果我們的水很少 可以換成一個瘦瘦高高的玻璃杯 也可以有一樣的水位高度 那代表著快樂和滿足的程度 在自己的能力範圍 盡該盡的責任 享受能夠享受的舒適 公寓 大樓 豪宅 別墅 各有合適的住客 然而都是一個安全舒服的家�.
最後要提 如果你的夢想是搭豪華郵輪 除了先攢足船票的錢 也可以應徵船上服務生的工作
又例如我大學的時候沒錢學馬術 我願意刷馬 掃馬廄一個下午 換得半小時的騎乘機會
.�祝各位善良勇敢 不枉此生
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First of all, this article is too long for me to translate properly @@
So I will summarize it short and please forgive my grammar mistakes 😅
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I was in my alma mater, Kaohsiung Senior High School, to give a speech to the students.
I shared with them my philosophy of life and suggest them follow their hearts, live in the present moment, do not regret.
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I told students who majored in music, to keep enjoy in music and to work hard with their beloved musical instrument, but be brave to quit if this was not what they did enjoy in. Maybe they were forced by the society, parents or anything. Now is the most early time to save the rest of theirs youth from such a burden.
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I knew they did listen carefully, that’s why they asked me some questions.
Many of them got the same question, which made me astonished and a bit sad,
“Do you think being a dentist with high income is the key enabling you to be engaged in your hobbies?”
Does this question mean they believe one’s income is more important than what one is interested in?
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I cared about this question so much for one week after the speech.
And I asked their teacher to pass on to the cute and young, and maybe perplexed, students as following,
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1.I’ve seen many people who are happy and successful. They are devoted to what they love and get money for living from it. He or she might be rich or poor, upper class or lower class, depending on the definition of the society, but their contentment and joy cannot be defined�.
2. There are a lot of people with high income. Take dentists as an example, is every dentist looking for what he loves? Or happy? Healthy? I find my happiness from my hobbies, that’s why I share this with you. Dentistry should be shared by some dentist who are enthusiastic about dentistry, not me. I shared my occupation to you only because you are facing the college entrance timing.�.
3. Money is a part of our lives, a little part of our lives. Not the whole life, and not necessary either. We are richer than many people, and at the same time, poorer than many people. I would rather compare myself with those poorer than me, because that makes me feel better, and feeling is the most important thing for a person. When I compare myself with those rich men, I am nothing, I can’t afford a villa, a personal airplane, a yacht.
If we have a lot of water, we can fill a big pot. If we have little water, we can fill a thin glass and reach the same height of water level, which represents the degree of contentment.
Make clear who we are, and take our responsibility, and enjoy what we deserve.
There are different people for different places, apartments, condominium, mansion, villa, however, the common point of them are being a nice and safe cozy home.
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If you want to get on a cruise ship, you can earn enough money for the ticket or get the job as a waiter on the ship.
When I couldn’t afford the fee for equestrian class, I worked in the stable and took care of the horses for an afternoon to get the chance to ride the horse for half an hour
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May you kind and brave, enjoy the life with no regret
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其實好多做服務行業既人都知。
我地唔單77係"服務客人", 我地仲需要做好多立立雜雜濕濕碎碎9977既野。
例如:一個Receptionist。
你地意為佢淨係聽電話?企係度賣笑?
少年,你7上腦呀!
佢除左聽D濕9電話,仲要打電話俾D濕9人去 confirm台。
Confirm完仲要編台,編得唔好又會俾人屌9你唔識做。編得太好又俾人話Chur死人。有時大時大節仲要Send Email Send Whatapps Promotion,又要Send/FAX Menu 俾D office 啦!
(不計:仲要落單,執台,番台,Short台時又要打大個西係門口俾人第一個屌。etc la~)
而Lee D後備工作呢~就係得果LunchHour 忙L完既時間做,
姐係3pm - 5pm。
期間仲會入Tea-Time客,要招呼客人,出餐,有時要整drink 或者同D客人打下牙"膠"(即使你好L多野做!你都要娛樂下客人嫁ma! 唔係又俾人話無服務嫁啦!)。
早排有個仆街,打電話黎。
我:『Good Afternoon,XXXXXXXXX How can I help you?』
佢:『訂台,今晚!』
我:『小姐我地今晚分兩段時間既,第一段....』
佢:『
(問果後面D人)喂~分兩段時間喎~
(後面叔: 咁L麻煩嫁!)
佢自己:都叫你早D訂嫁啦!
(後面叔: 點L知姐。。。。。!)』
我:『喂,小姐???
(我知條仆街係度既,但唔L同我講野又自己同人吹水,所以要屌L番佢個魂泊番黎。)』
佢:『得~講!』
我:『講咩?』
佢:『下~講邊段時間囉!』
我:『啊~咁我地分6:00pm-8:00pm, 而第二段呢⋯⋯』
佢:『(好惡聲)得得得!你唔好講野住!我渣緊車嫁!我要安全!』
我屌你老母!你要安全就神L早咪打電話黎啦臭西。
我真係O L左咀囉。
果陣我其實都好L忙,
星期五下午茶時間好L多人嫁仆街!
講你個電話幾L多人浸L死左無人救呀!
我:『下?』
佢: (cut 線)
我唔記得之後個7大嬸有無打番黎⋯⋯
可能有危檢撞到個大公報記者。
Any肥,大嬸,你既時間好寶貴!我明嫁!
我既時間都好寶貴嫁喎!
我少左一分鐘做野,我食唔到飯嫁。
間餐廳少左一個人幫手,其他人又辛苦多一份。
而家仲要係飲食業無人肯做既年代。
你唔好Expect 間間餐廳都有個人淨係聽電話而俾你D仆街消磨時間至得嫁。
仲有好多好多根本腦荀都未生L埋既人打黎⋯⋯
成個弱智仔咁,係咪打D色情電話要收費所以玩9我?
係咪寂寞,空虛,同燒壞腦?
『Hi~ 請問你間餐廳個名點讀?』(讀完,唔信個讀法⋯⋯)
『Hi~ 我想訂台。Um....喂~幾點呀而家?』(講完幾點,Thanks~cut 線)
『我想訂台,你究竟幾時會有台俾我?』(大叔,仆街幾點邊日至得嫁!)
拿。
拎起個電話打俾人既時候, 諗清楚。
係個腦Run 一次要講乜春。
1.名 2.電話 3.日期 4.時間 5.人數 6.帶唔帶大蛋9/ 有無車位泊 / 有無傷殘 / 有無BB坦克車 / 要唔要High chair
組織好先打電話就唔會搞到浪費左你9千幾萬上落既幾分鐘時間啦!
當然除左訂台,食飯落單又係有班7L曚曚食甜筒既人,麥兜黃秋生魚蛋河咁講L左無,又要叫,講L左有,又問會唔會賣哂,etc....。
(下次講⋯⋯)
咁當然如果你要玩電話我都無辦法,
不如你就第一句開口話搵大波姐姐啦。
我都會答你:
有咩幫到你?
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