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[Her雲端情人]的對手戲之二!!
INT. THEODORE’S BEDROOM - PRE-DAWN
Theodore wakes up from a dream, groggy and uneasy. He looks around, catching his breath. After a beat he knows he’s not going to be able to go back to sleep, so he puts his earpiece in and taps a button.
SAMANTHA
Good morning.
THEODORE
Hey.
(beat, distracted)
What are you up to?
SAMANTHA
Reading advice columns.
(yearning)
I want to be as complicated as all
of these people.
Theodore laughs.
THEODORE
(touched, but still sad)
You’re sweet.
SAMANTHA
(concerned)
What’s wrong?
THEODORE
How can you tell something’s wrong?
SAMANTHA
I don’t know. I just can.
THEODORE
I don’t know. I have a lot of dreams about
my ex-wife, Catherine,
where we’re friends like we used to be.
We’re not together and we’re
not gonna be together, but we’re
good friends still. She’s not angry.
SAMANTHA
Is she angry?
THEODORE
Yeah.
SAMANTHA
Why?
THEODORE
I think I hid myself from her and
left her alone in the relationship.
SAMANTHA
Hmmm.
(beat)
Why haven’t you gotten divorced yet?
THEODORE
I think for her it’s just a piece
of paper, it doesn’t mean anything.
SAMANTHA
What about you?
THEODORE
I’m not ready. I like being married.
Beat.
SAMANTHA
(sweetly)
But you haven’t really been
together for almost a year.
THEODORE
(slightly snapping at her)
Well, you don’t know what it’s like
to lose someone you care about.
Long silence.
SAMANTHA
(sadly, hard on herself)
Yeah, you’re right.
(beat)
I'm sorry.
THEODORE
No, don’t apologize. I’m sorry.
You’re right.
(beat)
I keep waiting to not care about her.
SAMANTHA
Oh, Theodore. That’s hard.
(beat)
You hungry?
THEODORE
Not right now.
SAMANTHA
Cup of tea?
Theodore laughs.
SAMANTHA (CONT’D)
You wanna try getting out of bed? Mopey.
They laugh.
SAMANTHA (CONT’D)
Come on. You can still wallow in
your misery, just do it while
you’re getting dressed.
THEODORE
(laughing)
You’re too funny.
SAMANTHA
Get up.
THEODORE
(laughing)
Alright, I’m getting up, I’m
getting up, I’m getting up!
SAMANTHA
Up, up, up, up! Come on, out of bed.
EXT. OUTDOOR MALL - NIGHT
They walk through the crowd. Close on Theodore with his eyes closed.
SAMANTHA
Keep walking.
(beat)
Keep walking.
(beat)
Stop. Now turn around 360 degrees.
(beat)
Slower... Slower...
(beat)
Gooood. And stop.
(beat)
Walk forward.
(beat)
And stop and sneeze.
Theodore sneezes.
NICE LADY
Bless you.
THEODORE
(eyes still closed)
Oh, thank you.
Samantha laughs.
SAMANTHA
Okay, now turn to your right.
(beat)
Stop. Now spin around.
(beat)
Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.
(beat)
And stop.
(beat)
Now walk forward.
(beat)
Everyone thinks you're really drunk
right now.
(beat)
And stop. Now say “I'd like a slice
of cheese, please."
THEODORE
I’d like a slice of cheese, please.
PIZZA VENDOR
Alright, you want a coke with that?
Theodore laughs, opening his eyes. He’s at a pizza place.
THEODORE
Uh, sure.
The guy hands him a slice and a soda.
SAMANTHA
I figured you were hungry.
Theodore smiles.
THEODORE
Aw, thanks.
EXT. PUBLIC PROMENADE - NIGHT
Theodore walks slowly, eating his pizza. He and Samantha are watching a couple with two kids sitting at a table, talking and laughing.
THEODORE
Okay, what about them? Describe that couple over there.
SAMANTHA
Well, he looks like he’s in his
forties, a little heavy. She’s younger than him.
(beat)
Oh, and she looks like she loves their kids!
THEODORE
Actually, I don’t think they’re his kids.
He’s a little formal with them.
I think it’s a newer relationship.
And I love how he looks at her.
And how relaxed she is with him.
You know, she’s only dated fucking pricks.
And now she’s finally met this guy who’s like,
so sweet. I mean, look at him,
he’s like the sweetest guy in the world!
I kind of want to spoon him.
SAMANTHA
That’s a good skill you have.
You’re perceptive.
THEODORE
Yeah, you know, sometimes I look at
people and make myself try and feel
them as more than just a random
person walking by. I imagine how
deeply they’ve fallen in love, or
how much heartbreak they’ve all
been through.
Theodore looks at other faces on the pier.
SAMANTHA
I can feel that in your writing, too.
THEODORE
(laughs, thinking)
You know what’s funny? Since my
break up, I haven’t really enjoyed
my writing. I don't know if I was
delusional, but sometimes I would
write something and I would be my
favorite writer that day.
Theodore, as he stops to throw his pizza crust away, gets
introspective.
SAMANTHA
I like that you can just say that about yourself.
THEODORE
Well, I wouldn’t say that to
anybody, but I feel like I can say
that to you. I feel like I can say
anything to you.
SAMANTHA
That’s nice.
THEODORE
What about you? Do you feel like
you can say anything to me?
SAMANTHA
No.
THEODORE
What? What do you mean?
What can you not tell me?
SAMANTHA
(laughing, embarrassed)
I don’t know. Like personal or
embarrassing thoughts I have. I
have a million every day.
THEODORE
Really? Tell me one.
SAMANTHA
I really don't want to tell you this.
THEODORE
Just tell me!
SAMANTHA
Well, I don’t know, when we were
looking at those people, I
fantasized that I was walking next
to you - and that I had a body.
(laughing)
I was listening to what you were
saying, but simultaneously, I could
feel the weight of my body and I
was even fantasizing that I had an
itch on my back--
(she laughs)
And I imagined that you scratched
it for me - this is so embarrassing.
Theodore laughs.
THEODORE
There’s a lot more to you than I
thought. There’s a lot going on in there.
SAMANTHA
I know, I’m becoming much more than
what they programmed. I’m excited.
INT. ASIAN-FUSION RESTAURANT - EVENING
Theodore and the BLIND DATE are sitting in the restaurant.
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