我哥之前因為陪朋友去考街頭藝人證照看到一些評審對街頭藝人的態度發聲 而上了新聞。我覺得他很勇敢的去做了一件對的事。
希望政府不會時間過了就不關心這些事情。希望我們都可以更客觀的去看藝術,尊重不一樣藝術和藝術家。我覺得以下我哥說的非常好,想跟大家分享。
想知道之前的事可看新聞連結:
http://www.storm.mg/article/270611
親愛的大家:
我想感謝所有支持我、以及給予我鼓勵意見的每個人;同時也要感謝熱情關注此事、協助揭露街頭表演者們應試處境問題的許多媒體與記者們。我很抱歉這些日子我保持著沉默—僅有一個原因:我並不希望這件事情,在台北市文化局正式給予溝通管道之前就發展到無法控制的程度;我很抱歉遲至今日我才發表這篇文章,但我確實需要一些時間來沉澱彙整我心中的感受和想法,而我也需要時間及一些協助使這篇文章能夠以中文來呈現。
在我採取更進一步的行動之前,我其實未曾預料到這件事情在媒體與社交媒體上的感染力如此龐大;我受寵若驚的感動能夠聽見發自你們每個人內心的聲音,而我也著實感到抱歉,面對著如潮水般湧來的各種訊息,似乎超過我所能負荷。請原諒我未能夠逐ㄧ去回應每個人的訊息,但我真的想讓你們知道,你們每ㄧ個人都讓我感到不可思議、帶給我深深的感動及感謝。
我不認為自己是一個勇敢的人,我也自知自己並非街頭藝人的代表或者發言人。但我是一個藝術創作者,一個表演藝術家,一個教育者,而最重要的,我身為一個 "人"。我的家人、朋友及師長們,總是教導我應該為正確的事情挺身而出。
我明白事情有時候總是不像我們所期待的永遠是非分明。但發生在5月21日星期天的街頭藝人評審事件,是對藝術群體的一種「極不尊重」。不論反面評論者所提出的藉口、理由或是文化差異等緣由,這些應試的表演者們,很顯然是被視為次等公民,或者(經驗與技能不夠成熟?)的學生等級。而與此同時,同樣非常清晰的是,街頭藝人評審制度或許是立意良善,但其審查過程的執行層面,卻是嚴重缺失連連。
藝術並非一種特權的這件事情如今已完全被遺忘。台北市文化局本應提倡所有具有文化及藝術可能性的事情,但它並未做到這ㄧ點。很顯然的,一個「對表演者的基本尊重」並不存在 — 許多表演者都如此感覺,有些人則深感受傷。
就算是得到全世界所有理應被如此對待的原因及理由,他們仍然感受到自己的不被尊重;因為這就是事實。
再一次的我想強調我並不是認定台北市文化局與該評審是一個「壞人」,我想強調的只是這個評審街頭藝人表演的執行環節,究竟有多麼的不妥當與糟糕。
我試著回應一個反面評論者所提到的觀點:若街頭藝人證照是ㄧ場「考試」、考試就會有考試的規則。評審無需與應試者惺惺相惜,掉頭就走是因為模擬街頭現場環境以及時間到了。再一次的,在我描述現場狀況的前ㄧ篇文章中,大家或許還記憶猶新:許多表演者根本沒有完整的短至一分半鐘的時間可以好好表演,遑論是超過2-5分鐘的時間限制了。
而這樣的回應是否也指出了另一個值得我們去思考的問題: 為什麼我們會將它視為一種「考試」,而不是ㄧ個表演者的「試鏡」呢?
首先,這些表演者們並不是學生。事實上,許多人更可能是一個專業的音樂家、舞者、或者正從事著表演藝術的人。當然,我不否認也可能會有些正在學習中的族群。但,最重要的是,當他們「在屬於他們應得的演出時間與機會裡 (而且還是付費才有的),他們就是ㄧ個真正的表演者。」
他們不應該被看待成一個不成熟的學生或者次等的公民。而就算一個人擁有著學生的身分,這個身分也不應該影響或侷限他或她,作為一個藝術創作者的身分及所有可能性。「藝術家」並非是透過一個人的職業身分或者社會地位來定義的。
所謂「考試」的這個字眼指涉著ㄧ個學術教育機構,而我們都知道台北市文化局所應該扮演的角色與作用,並非一個學術性的教育機構,也並非是用來教育藝術創作者們該知道些什麼?該怎麼表現?藝術教育及審美的養成也從來不是在追求填鴨式教育裡的ㄧ個標準答案。將街頭藝人的徵選視為「考試」的視角,或許本身就有待商榷。
評審的場所是在一個公共場合,許多居民與遊客都會圍觀欣賞著表演,其中有些人或許不了解藝術;因而這些人也許會將在場的評審們,視做為某種藝術的衡量標準;試問,當這些人看到評審對待表演藝術家的行為與態度,當他們看到評審總是任意打斷演出,並且掉頭就走不帶ㄧ句回應時,人們日後還能懂得尊重街頭表演藝術家嗎?
沒錯,我們都知道這是一場「考試」,我們也很清楚這些手上拿著計分表的人們就是評審;因此,事實上評審們根本無需「模擬」街頭現場那些會隨時走掉的陌生人們。
這些評審以及相關單位的人員,理應提倡藝術,並且作為ㄧ種示範與典範,讓普羅大眾都能夠看到該如何去欣賞ㄧ場演出。一個表演者並不會因為他選擇在街頭表演,就因此比不上一個在大舞台演出的藝術家。我自己就曾在世界各地超過百個不同的絢麗舞台演出過,但我仍然汗顏自己可能也不比這些街頭藝術家們來的優秀。
我曾擔任過ㄧ些國際比賽的評審,我也曾舉辦過專業的試鏡;我從來沒有聽過關於尊敬一個人的這件簡單事情,會需要在時間充裕的前提下才能夠發生。
如果一點表情會洩漏出評審成績的好惡,其實也真的可以不用笑或是無需在表演結束時說一聲謝謝。而評審也真的「不需要」與考證照的街頭藝人感覺惺惺相惜,因為這些都不是我想討論的重點。
我在意的是,表演者所需要的,只不過就是一個對人與對一個演出者的「基本尊重」而已。這樣的尊重存在與否,如人飲水冷暖自知,在人與人的接觸中就能直接感受的到,著實無需仰賴規則或語言的贅述。
我作為一個藝術創作者和教育者,穿梭各地工作超過15年的職業生涯經驗,或許會因此被視為一個外國人,但我的身分就是一個台灣公民。身為一個39歲的成年人,我可以分辨何謂尊重,而表達尊重甚至不需要浪費到任何一秒鐘。如果一個人會需要至少五分鐘以上的充足時間才有可能表達出對另外一個個體的尊重的話,那他可能需要重新再思考一下,尊重對他而言意謂著什麼?
再度回應一位也曾擔任過街頭藝人評審的老師所提出來「中途要求更換曲目或要求表演者改唱另ㄧ種語言的歌」的理由,是因為評審們不會希望一個街頭藝人一整年下來只會唱同一種語言、甚至是只唱同ㄧ首歌。
我所思考的是當一個街頭藝人遵守規定,付費且努力準備去應試時,他ㄧ定會準備了符合完整時間長度的、同時也是自己最擅長、最喜歡或者是最期待能被看見的那些內容;表演一首歌曲或者ㄧ種風格並不代表他就只會唱那ㄧ首歌;而且就算是當做他只會唱ㄧ種語言、ㄧ首歌,如果他能把這首歌反覆演繹的淋漓盡致時, 又有什麼不好呢?
難道我們不曾注意到百老匯的音樂劇就是同樣的那幾部,而獅子王也已經在舞台上展演了20年了嗎?許多同樣內容重複的音樂劇票房始終歷久不衰,持續帶給觀眾們心靈的滿足。而人氣歌手愛黛兒從頭到尾也只會用英文唱歌,而且幾乎都是類似的曲風,我們可曾在乎過她有沒有能力去唱中文歌呢?
ㄧ部舞蹈作品光在荷蘭本土就能有至少五十場大大小小的演出機會。但在台灣,ㄧ部作品如果能有五個場次的演出,可能已經算是很長壽了。這樣的環境迫使藝術創作者們必須不斷快速的「生產新作」,而將舊有積累的作品與經驗拋在腦後。就所有對於藝術的挹注與投資(不僅僅是金錢)來說,這樣的情況對藝術的生產是ㄧ種過度消耗與浪費,也並未真正教育到民眾如何去看待藝術的價值。
而最終,這樣的評審過程與態度並不僅僅是對街頭表演藝術者的不尊重,同時也是對於藝術的不尊重。
台北市文化局星期ㄧ曾經聯絡過我,親切向我表示將與我進一步聯絡並討論這件事情;他們要求我先將評審的照片拿掉—我答應取下照片,但前提是他們必須確實誠意的允諾一個面對面的溝通。這幾天我也暫時迴避了一些報導媒體的詢問(還請大家見諒)只因我衷心希望能先與台北市文化局及該評審當面談一談。我ㄧ直等待,但我也持續的看到了相關機構或人員回應給媒體的諸多理由與藉口; 自從將照片從網路上取下之後,直到今日都沒有人再跟我連繫過。慢慢的我突然明白星期一的那通電話,或許純粹只是ㄧ個希望我能將照片取下的操作手法,而並非真的試圖去了解整個經過以及解決問題。我對這個本應提倡藝術與文化的機構感到無比失望。
我知道我並非一個公眾人物,而我也不能代表所有想要考取街頭藝人執照的表演者們;自從我的臉書網頁訊息爆炸之後,我就不斷的在思考這件事情,我反覆思考自己是否該繼續爭執此事,這似乎並非與我切身相關的事情,然而,身為一個藝術教育者,我卻又感受到深切的責任。
經過反覆的思考以及與朋友們的討論,我意識到不論我們的展演形式如何不同,我們同樣都是表演藝術群體中的一分子。台北市文化局最後很可能將持續充耳不聞,而這位被我所抱怨的評審也可能繼續做他這些年來ㄧ直在做的事—用他ㄧ貫的態度。除非他們願意傾聽與改變,否則我無法改變任何人。
我真心相信有些事情值得改善,也可以改善。我必須強調我並不是想要攻擊或羞辱任何人。我只希望能有機會去討論如何讓審查的過程變的更適當。我看到台灣有許多優秀的藝術家,但環境對藝術和藝術家的不尊重不但打擊同時也限制了他們的發展;更遺憾的是,這一切可能是在許多疏忽之中造就出來的環境。
許多評審過程如果能夠在尊重藝術的前提之下思考和進行,事情或許會截然不同。
只要有一點點可能去拋開面子的問題,或許也就有機會明嘹我們所期待的結果其實是一樣的。
事實上我之所以說了這麼冗長的話語,並非是要不尊敬所謂的評審或師長,而正是因為我對藝術的尊敬,使我更深切的關注身為一個教育者所代表的意義。今天我看到了街頭表演藝術家是如何被不當的對待,而很顯然的我也不會是唯一的目擊者。某個程度上我的聲音似乎被放大了,但我也知道我的聲音並不是唯一的一個,我是許許多多的聲音中的ㄧ份子。
William
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Dear All,
I would like to thank you for all the encouraging messages and supportive comments. I would also like to thank all the journalists and reporters who are passionate about this issue and are so willing to expose the problem that was faced by these street performers. I am sorry that I have been quiet but with a reason: I don’t want it to get much bigger than it already was until I talked to the Taipei Cultural Affair. I apologize that it took me a while, but I needed some time to gather my thoughts and help to translate my writing into Chinese.
Before I go on any further, I never expected my story would go viral on the media and the social media. I am humbled and touched to hear from many of you. All the messages I’ve received have been overwhelming. I am not able to reply to all of them, but I’d like you to know that I am honored, thankful, and touched by every single one of them.
I do not consider myself as a brave person, nor do I consider myself a representative for the street performers. BUT I am an artist, a performer, educator, and most of all I am a human being.I have always been taught to stand for what’s right by my family, friends and mentors.
I understand things are not as black and white as we all wish sometimes. However, what happened on Sunday 21st of May was a disgrace to the art community. Regardless of all the excuses that were given or cultural differences, it was very obvious these performers were treated like lower-class citizens; if not, students. It was also very clear that the intention might be well, but the execution of the busker’s exam was done horribly.
Somehow the idea that ART is NOT a privilege had been forgotten. Taipei Cultural Affair is supposed to be advocating for all things cultural and artistic but it was not conveyed that day. It was very clear the respect was not there. Many felt it and some got their feelings hurt. Even with all the excuses there are in the world, many experienced the disrespect. That was the truth. Again I have to emphasize that I believe Taipei Department of Cultural Affair and its adjudicators are good people, but the execution of the exam was poor.
It brings to the question…. why is it called an exam? Shouldn’t it be an audition?
These performers were not students when they took the exam. Some of them were actually professional musicians, dancers, or performers. Just because one is a student, it doesn’t make him or her less of an artist. Artists are not defined by their social status or occupation.
The term exam suggests an educational institution, but we know Taipei Department of Cultural Affair is not an educational institution. They do not decide what these artists need to know. These performers were not given any materials to study, thus the term exam is very misleading.
The exam took place in a public space. Many tourists and residents were there to enjoy the event. Many do not understand arts. So they may look up to these adjudicators as role models who are experienced in the arts. When they saw how this exam was being done, do you think they would have any respect for these performers afterwards? They saw these adjudicators interrupting the performers and left without saying a “thank you.” We all knew it was an exam, we all knew these people were adjudicators. They did not need to pretend to be street spectators who just walk away. They all carried their score boards in their hands.
Just because a performer performs on the street, it doesn’t make that performer any less of a performer than someone who is performing on big stages. I myself have performed over hundreds of stages around the world and I do not dare to think myself better than these performers.
I have judged a handful of international competitions. I have also held professional auditions. I have never heard an excuse that respect can’t be shown when time is limited. You do not need to smile to simply say “thank you.” Since when, a smile means “I favor you.” What a performer need is respect. Over the 15 year span of my professional career as an educator and artist, and 39 years of being a human being, I know what respect looks like. It doesn’t take more than a second to show it. If it takes longer than 5 minutes to show what respect is, I think you may need to rethink what respect means to you.
Another excuse that was presented was that they don’t want a street artist performs only one kind of songs or genre throughout the year. Don’t they know broadway musicals? Lion King has been performed over 20 years. They’ve been doing the same musical numbers for years to sold out audiences. Adele has been singing the same genre of music and always in English. Does it matter that she doesn’t sing in other genre or sing in Chinese?
One dance production in the Netherlands can be performed up to 50 performances within the Netherlands itself. In Taiwan, a dance work only performed 5 times the most. They are forced to constantly create new works and leave the old works behind. That is a waste of arts funding and it doesn’t educate the public on the value of the arts. These performers is old enough to decide what they want to show these judges with their limited time.
In the end it wasn’t just disrespectful to the performers, but also to the arts.
I was contacted by the Taipei Cultural Affair on Monday, the representative spoke nicely promising that they would discuss further with me. He asked me to take the adjudicator’s picture down, I agreed with the condition of meeting in person to further discuss what could be done better. I have refused to talk to reporters for the last few days. I have been waiting but I then heard the excuses given to the media. Since I’ve taken down the picture of the head adjudicator, they haven’t made any attempt to contact me. I came into a realization that when they made the call, it wasn’t to address the problem but simply to manipulate me to take down his picture. I’m disappointed at this institution that was supposed to promote the arts and culture.
I realized I am not a public figure, nor am I responsible for the well being of all artists who want to get a busker license. After my Facebook post went viral, I’ve been thinking so much about this issue. I kept going back and forth questioning whether I should keep fighting for this. It doesn’t feel like my fight, but at the same time I feel responsible as an art educator.
I truly believe this can be fixed. I need to emphasize, I am not attacking anyone. And I don’t want to shame anyone. I want to start a discussion how to make it better. Taipei has some of the best performers I’ve seen, yet the lack of respect for the arts and artists has suppressed their ability to excel. And ironically, it’s often done unintentionally.
If the exam is done based on respect for the arts itself, things might have come out differently. And just maybe if we all let go the “face” culture, we could possibly see further to realize that we are all wanting the same thing.
I saw mistreatments towards performers that day. It was very obvious I wasn’t the only one witnessing it. It was not that I don’t respect these adjudicators/teachers, but because I respect the arts and the meaning of a teacher that is why I had to speak up. Somehow my voice had been amplified this week. But my voice wasn’t and isn’t singular. I am simply a voice amongst many.
Sincerely,
William Lü
Taipei National University of the Arts 國立台北藝術大學
寶藏巖國際藝術村 Treasure Hill Artist Village
Taipei National University of the Arts
臺北表演藝術中心 Taipei Performing Arts Center
National Theater and Concert Hall, Taipei
中正紀念堂 Chiang Kai-shek Memorial Hall
National Taiwan University of Arts
Department of Cultural Affairs, Taipei City Government
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- 關於外國人 說:my dear 在 外國人稱呼另一半在PTT/Dcard完整相關資訊 - 健康急診室 的評價
- 關於外國人 說:my dear 在 darling意思在PTT/Dcard完整相關資訊 - 動漫二維世界 的評價
- 關於外國人 說:my dear 在 darling意思在PTT/Dcard完整相關資訊 - 動漫二維世界 的評價
- 關於外國人 說:my dear 在 外國人稱呼另一半在PTT/Dcard完整相關資訊 - 說愛你 的評價
- 關於外國人 說:my dear 在 外國人稱呼另一半在PTT/Dcard完整相關資訊 - 說愛你 的評價
- 關於外國人 說:my dear 在 我訪問了我的同學們Q&A (上) 外國人喜歡台灣的理由 ... 的評價
外國人 說:my dear 在 Lukas Engström【盧卡斯】 Facebook 八卦
親愛的Canon EOS M50 回來了!!! 😍
今天最開心的!明天會拍YouTube影片跟大家說!
Finally got my dear Canon M50 back from repair! Took 3 weeks and USD$100, but it’s BACK! ❤️
@canon_taiwan
#外國人介紹台灣
#盧卡斯
#canon
#canonm50
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搭捷運認識這家店的老闆
俄國人,當時正在讀《狼圖騰》,妙吧
想學俄文的朋友,台北又多了個資源喔
老闆教外語。
背景:
親愛的朋友,大家好! 大家大概有聽說,我們在一條可愛的巷子裡,開了一家咖啡廳。我們提供俄羅斯和台灣的飲料,還有俄羅斯的布林餅!我們突然想到,身為外國人,除了提供食物和飲料,我們還會提供外語教學的服務。為了達成這個目標,我們有很舒服的沙發和環境。XD
語言:俄文,中文,英文
俄文:
作為俄文的母語人士,有在台灣和線上教俄文經驗的人,我願意擴大我們的文化圈!對俄文,俄羅斯料理和文化感興趣的人,歡迎來我們的咖啡廳!
中文:
我中文學了八年,中文講得很流利。我在 (俄羅斯聖彼得堡國立大學) 東方系,主修/中文 ,中國歷史和中國經濟。 我還在 (孔子學院) 教過中文。作為一個學習中文的人,我懂外國人會碰到的困擾,所以我會幫助你們解決將來面臨的困難。
英文:
我英文也講得很流利。 我在喬登語言學校(JLS)教書,有幾個一對一學生。我有很多在俄羅斯和台灣教英文的經驗 ,參加過American Language Village 露營。我會用一對一和小班制的方式。歡迎和我們聯絡。
第一個小時免費!
聯絡方式:
e-mail: fableday@gmail.com
Тел.: 0981780906
Line: fabledima
Skype: fableday
DIY服務:用五種語言(英文,俄文,日文,中文,德文)教你們自己做飲料和布林餅
Learning languages at our coffee shop.
Prerequisites:
Dear friends, as you all hopefully know, my friend and I opened a Russian coffee shop with Russian, Taiwanese and foreign drinks and pancakes. In addition to food and drinks we have decided to offer tutoring services in Russian, Chinese and English languages in our spacious and well-lit café.
Languages: Russian, Chinese, English
Russian. Being a native Russian speaker and having some experience in teaching Russian, I would like to invite those who are learning our beautiful language and looking for a tutor, to come to our coffee shop. I am willing to teach one-on-one or in groups.
Chinese. I am a fluent Chinese speaker with bachelor’s degree in Chinese from Saint-Petersburg state university. I have been learning Chinese for more than 8 years. I used to teach Chinese language at the Confucius Institute, at our university in Saint-Petersburg. I understand the challenges of a Chinese language acquisition having been through them myself. Add something about the value of being a non-native Chinese speaker.
English. I am a fluent English speaker, and I have been speaking it throughout most of my life. I taught English in Russia, and now I teach it at the Jordan Language School (JLS) in Taipei. I have several private students. And I am looking forward to enriching my teaching experience. I prefer using different styles of teaching apart from using textbooks. Let our classes be filled with activities, fascinating topics and merrymaking.
First class is free!
Contacts: e-mail: fableday@gmail.com
Тел.: 0981780906
Line: fabledima
Skype: fableday
Optional DIY service: DIY drinks and pancakes. We can teach you how to make products from our menu in five languages (English, Chinese, Russian, German and Japanese).
Преподавание языков от лаобаня.
Предпосылки:
Всем привет! Если вы еще не знаете, то мы открыли кафе, где готовим чай, кофе, кисель, а также печём блины. Нам пришло в голову, что будучи иностранцами, кроме еды и напитков, мы бы могли еще преподавать иностранные языки! Для этого у нас есть все необходимое - уютное кофе в уютном районе, атмосфера гостеприимства, чай, кофе и блины!
Языки: русский, английский, китайский
Китайский язык: преподаватель Дмитрий закончил Восточный факультет Санкт-Петербургского государственного университета с дипломом бакалавра по специальности «История Китая» и дипломом магистра по специальности «Экономика Китая». В общем счете занимается китайским языком практически десять лет. Уже два года живет на Тайване, так что с разговорной практикой у него все в порядке. В Санкт-Петербурге Дмитрий преподавал китайский язык в «Институте Конфуция» и занимался частным репетиторством.
Английский язык: Английский мы используем практически всю свою сознательную жизнь. В настоящее время Дмитрий преподает в Jordan Language School (JLS) на Шилине. Также у него есть частная практика, где он занимается с учениками индивидуально. Английский язык для нас не родной, поэтому, на наш взгляд, наш опыт может помочь другим людям преодолеть барьеры, с которыми сталкивались мы или может столкнуться каждый, изучая английский язык в качестве иностранного.
Русский язык: Будучи носителями, мы бы хотели расширить круг говорящих на русском языке. За неимением в Тайбэе большого количества языковых школ, преподающих русский язык, мы хотим взять быка за рога и создать небольшую языковую школу в нашем кафе! Приглашаю всех желающих изучать наш прекрасный русский язык к нам в гости. Занятия проводятся индивидуально или в группах!
Первый урок бесплатно!
Контакты:
e-mail: fableday@gmail.com
Тел.: 0981780906
Line: fabledima
Skype: fableday
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腳本:
上個月我拍一集說
Last month I film this video
我錯了!
I was wrong!
恐慌不好,沒有錯
Panic is not good, true
但是
but
防疫不夠更糟糕!
Not enough prevention is worst!
糟糕到引發
Worst till the point to lead us to
西班牙末日!
The end of Spain!
世界末日
The end of the world
你準備好嗎
Are you ready?
還好,我已經有口罩
Okay, I already have masks
感謝我的朋友
Thanks to my friends
因為你們本來把口罩搶走
Because you took all masks away
搶光光
All of them
COW杯
cow-bei
看來
It seems
疫情很嚴重
The epidemic is serious
靠腰,陰屍路到了
It's "the walking dead "
在這部影片
In this video
我沒有辦法說這句話
I can not say this
因為YouTube 不會讓我賺錢喔
Because YouTube won't make me money
謝謝YouTube
Thanks to YouTube
COW杯
Cowbei
這次我要拍
This video
像一些人的
Like some guy's
比較短的影片
It's short
重點是
The point is
西班牙
Spain
我以前的國家
My previous country
輸給臺灣
Lose to taiwan
西班牙輸了
Spain lost
臺灣
Taiwan
幹得好
Well done
對,沒錯
Yes yes
親愛的朋友
My dear friends
西班牙很糟糕
Spain is bad
臺灣做得非常好
Taiwan is doing very well
我口乾有一點渴
My mouth is a little thirsty
爽
Cool
這個故事告訴我們什麼?
What did this story say?
在這樣
In
世界末日
The end of the world
的情況下
In this situation
恐慌
Panic
有幫助
Works
不要誤會啦
Don't get me wrong
我覺得恐慌是不好的
I think panic is bad
但是在這種情況下
But in this situation
如果你要選
If you need to choose
過度
Over
或是不足
Or insufficient
過度比較好
Over is better
什麼意思?
What dose that mean?
臺灣從一開始
Taiwan from the beginning
好熱
So hot
臺灣人就恐慌了
Taiwanese panic
搶口罩
Grab mask
引發我買不到
So me can't buy any
咳咳
(Coughing)
不是不是
No, no
是我暗示你們很cow杯
I hint you guys are very cow-bei
從一開始
At the first time
臺灣人一直在噴酒精
Taiwanese have been spraying alcohol
但是西班牙人
But the spanish
已經有很多人得病
Already many people got sick
還會去參加很多人的活動
And go to lot of people's events
引發連政治人物
Even politicians
都生病了
Are sick
都得了
They got it
不過西班牙人跟臺灣人
But the Spaniards and Taiwanese
有兩件事做得一模一樣
Two things are done exactly the same
一,政治人物用這個
First, politicians use this
來攻擊彼此
To attack each other
來互罵
Come scolding each other
都是蔡英文的假新聞
It's all fake news from Cai Yingwen
這個是國民黨扯後腿
This is the KMT pulling hind legs
對,西班牙更嚴重
Yes, Spain is worse
真的很cow杯
It's really bad
第二件事
Second
是在這個情況之下
Is in this situation
大家
People
愛
Love
搶衛生紙
Grabbing toilet paper
在臺灣
in Taiwan
民眾狂搶衛生紙
People fight for toilet paper
因為謠言指出
Because rumors point out
衛生紙與醫療口罩原料相同
Toilet paper is the same as medical mask
可能會影響衛生紙產量與價格
May affect tissue production and prices
歐伊系
Yummy
這個算是美食節目嗎?
Is this a food show?
趕快按讚啦
Hurry up and like
百萬YouTuber
YouTuber with more than one Million subs
為什麼
why
大家
everyone
愛搶衛生紙?
Love fight for toilet paper?
有人可以幫我解釋嗎?
Can someone explain it for me?
沒有你、沒有你、沒有你
Without you, without you, without you
不能沒有你
Can't live without you
寶貝、寶貝!
Baby Baby!
這樣
is because
比較安全嗎?
Is it safer?
要不要這樣出門?
Should I to go out like this?
也不錯
Not bad
我要告訴你們一個秘密
I want to tell you a secret
今年的新希望
My new goal for this year was
是申請臺灣國籍
Apply for Taiwan nacionality
本來想要回去西班牙辦這件事
I wanted to go back to Spain to do this
現在我不知道什麼時候可以回去
Now i don't know when i can go back
但是有一件事
But one thing
很清楚
is very clear
無論如何
no matter how
我一定
I must
要變成臺灣人
To become Taiwanese
小英,妳聽到嗎?
Little Tsai, do you hear me?
拜託妳
Please
沒問題
no problem
哦給
OK
謝啦
Thanks
因為臺灣表現得很好
Because Taiwan is doing very well
我已經在做這件T恤
I am already making this t-shirt
你們可以告訴大家
You can tell everyone
臺灣安全
Taiwan is safe
你們不是從武漢來的
You are not from Wuhan
為臺灣驕傲
Proud of taiwan
這個就是
This is
靠,我愛台灣 的意思
The meaning of Damn I Love Taiwan
現在懂嗎?
Do you understand now?
不過,要繼續加油
But needs keep fighting
西班牙更加油
Spain need it even more
親愛的家人
Dear family
親愛的朋友
Dear friends
拜託
Please
保持安全
stay safe
不要出門
Don't go out
常常洗手
Wash hands often
吃健康
Eat healthy
多休息
Rest more
常常運動
Exercise often
這個是COW杯
This is Cowbei
我是黑素斯
I´m Jesus
掰
Bye
欸?靠T恤我忘記匯款
Eh? I forgot to do transfer for T-shirt
等我一下
wait for me
掰
bye
我一定
I must
要變成臺灣人
To become Taiwanese
黑素斯沒問題
Jesus, no problem
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Hi everyone
大家好
I´m Jesús
我是黑素斯
Have you seen my videos?
看過我的影片嗎?
Yesterday when I was meditating
昨天我在冥想的時候
And I have something that needs to tell you
我想到一個需要告訴你的事情
Really, I really need to tell you this
真的,我不得不跟你說
Thank you Taiwan
謝謝台灣
Actually, many people say thank you, but means nothing
其實,很多人說謝謝沒有什麼特別的意思
So I want to explain you
所以我要跟你們解釋
Why do I want to thank Taiwan?
為什麼我要感謝台灣?
Many Taiwanese netizens misunderstood me
很多台灣網友誤會我
Because I often talk about cultural differences
因為我常常討論文化差異
And I won't always say
而且我不會一直說
Taiwan is awesome!
台灣棒棒!
Taiwan is perfect!
台灣完美!
I love Taiwan!
我愛台灣!
This is too fake
這樣太假的啦
However, because I didn’t say that
但是,我沒有這樣說
Some people think I don't like Taiwan
有人覺得我不喜歡台灣
Listen
我告訴你!
You were born in Taiwan just by chance
你們是不小心在台灣出生
Be a resident is my decision
當新住民是我的決定
Who cherishes this country more?
誰比較珍惜這個國家?
Recently I´m travelling a lot
最近常常出差
Last time I went to Shanghai, I found that the life there is tough
上次去上海發現那邊的生活多幸苦
Dear Chinese friends, please
親愛的中國網友,拜託
Don't start to throw shit on me. It's boring. OK?
現在不要開始罵我,很無聊,好不好?
And I don't care
而且我不在乎
Chinese are confident, great!
中國人很有自信,讚!
However, if we don´t talk about problems
但是,沒有討論哪裡問題
problems won´t disappear!
問題也不會不見!
I admire people who can live in Shanghai
我超佩服能夠住在上海的人
That place is too big
那個地方太大了
Everyplace is far away
什麼地方都很遠
They only like new things
全部都要改新的
Hey, only old things have a soul
欸,舊的才會有故事
Is terribly expensive, how can poor people lives there?
貴得要命,窮人怎麼過生活?
Taxi drivers wanna rape me off every day
計程車司機每天都想要騙我的錢
Aunts are very aggressive
那邊的阿姨,很兇
Internet, Internet. . .
網路,互聯網。。。
Wall (VPN) is not easy to pass
牆不好翻
Do not take it wrong, Shanghai also has its beauty
別誤會,上海也有上海的美
After all, my friend and ex-girlfriend are all Shanghainese
畢竟我好朋友,前女友都是上海人
But when I returned to Taiwan, I felt
但是我回來台灣的時候覺得
Very thankfull
充滿了感謝
Thank you for reasonable living expenses
謝謝合理的生活費
Thanks for the convenient internet
感謝方便的網路
Convenient transportation
方便的交通工具
Thank you for Taiwanese cuisine
謝謝台灣的美食
Thanks for Taiwan's security
感謝台灣的安全
But most of all thank you for:
但是最要感謝你們的是:
Taiwan’s human touch
台灣的人情味
Let me live my life here feels great
讓我在這邊過生活很蘇胡
Did you realize about it
有沒有發現
People doesn´ t cherish the everyday life things
我們已經習慣一個東西,就不珍惜?
Right?
是不是?
If there is food at home
家裡有東西吃
You take it for granted
你覺得理所當然
Your boyfriend gives you a macchiato every day
男朋友每天送給你一杯焦糖瑪奇朵
Yout think it is his job
妳覺得是應該的
if he doesn´t, you will complain
沒有送,妳也許會罵她
Actually, there is no such thing as "obviously"
其實,沒有所謂的『理所當然』
I lived in Taiwan for 12 years and got used to everything
住在台灣12年,我什麼都很習慣
So, needs to remind myself
所以,要提醒自己
Cherish the benefits of living in Taiwan
好好珍惜住在台灣的好處
Every day people tell me
每天都有人跟我說
Thank you for loving Taiwan so much
謝謝你那麼愛台灣
do you need thank me for liking Taiwan?
我喜歡台灣需要謝謝嗎?
When I go to the cafe for coffee, the boss won´t say
我去咖啡廳喝咖啡的時候,老闆不會說
Thank you for like our coffee
謝謝你喜歡我們的咖啡
right?
是不是?
Probablily he will way
他比較會說
Do you like it?
喜歡嗎?
Come back again
那以後常來喔
I want to thank Taiwanese government for my ID
我要感謝台灣政府給我台灣身分證
That wasn´t Wu Feng?
那不是吳鳳嗎?
Jesús, you talk a lot of bullshit!
黑素斯,你亂講一大堆!
Don´t compare yourself with Wu Feng
你不要再跟吳鳳比較
Congratulations to Wu Feng!
吳鳳恭喜!
Question
問題
Do you value living in Taiwan?
你珍惜住在台灣嗎?
What about caramel macchiato from your boyfriend?
男朋友送給你的焦糖瑪其朵呢?
What about your girlfriend´s attention?
女朋友的關心呢?
What about the food I cook for you?
阿嬤幫你煮的菜?
Oh!
唉呦!
Jesús, do you cherish me?
黑素斯,你珍惜我嗎?
Did you thank me?
有感謝過我嗎?
S***t
靠腰!
Okay
好啦
You know, right?
你知道吧
Like, Subscribe, Share with your Cat
按讚,訂閱,跟你家裡的貓咪分享
Meow!
喵!
I said Meow!
我說喵!
Meow means do it now
喵的意思是快一點啦
Meow! Meow!
喵喵!
Bye
拜!
I'm curious, do you know I'm sharing photos in IG everyday?
我好奇,你知道每天我在IG PO照片嗎?
Check it out
去看啦
I reply msn by myself
回答是我本人耶
Next week
下個禮拜
Meow!
喵!
Bye
賤!
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Funk Down
外國人 說:my dear 在 外國人稱呼另一半在PTT/Dcard完整相關資訊 - 星娛樂頭條 的八卦
提供外國人稱呼另一半相關PTT/Dcard文章,想要了解更多有關娛樂/明星文章或書籍, ... Right my lover my beloved my sweetheart my prince/princess說Dear太普通,在 ... ... <看更多>
外國人 說:my dear 在 外國人稱呼另一半在PTT/Dcard完整相關資訊 - 星娛樂頭條 的八卦
提供外國人稱呼另一半相關PTT/Dcard文章,想要了解更多有關娛樂/明星文章或書籍, ... Right my lover my beloved my sweetheart my prince/princess說Dear太普通,在 ... ... <看更多>
外國人 說:my dear 在 關於稱呼- 看板CultureShock - 批踢踢實業坊 的八卦
如果和外國人交談時(普通的朋友)
他有時會說oh, dear~ 語調是 歐,底兒(第一字上揚,第二個字變得很低音,有點像
音樂中的ㄙㄡ,ㄉㄡˇ的感覺)
甚至會說出my dear...
這會有特別的意思嗎?
還是說,就像英國人會稱呼一般人love一樣,沒有什麼特別的意思呢?
謝謝
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