I 💛 you, King of Fruits! And I 💛 you even more when you come in a heart shape so I can Instagram you lol!! Had the best time ever at Wonderful Durian because the Lao beng seller was fucking funny and also gave us free durians wtf. He is damn boh liao, beside the store was a metal pole for wires, like a stop sign without the octogen. He put a lot of leaves on it and hung some small durians there and told us he has fresh durians to offer us, freshly plucked from his durian tree. I genuinely thought it was a sapling and got laughed at by @mystylemysong and @ripplesim who whooped with laughter till they had a stomachache. @ripplesim was like "不要骗人你自己挂上去的"
When I finally saw it was a metal pole - not even his metal pole but the government's pole just innocently standing along the road and adorned with 4 durians - I also was breathless with laughter because WHY WOULD ANYONE BE SO BOH LIAO.
I asked the uncle why his "tree" has a metal stem and he told me "这个是铁树会生榴莲的，你不懂".
Ps: made my best friend hold the durian in place because it was actually opened and wouldn't be a nice heart shape anymore if it's not held properly. She held it gingerly with her fingertips - quite understandably due to the spikes - and I was like you look damn strained can you look like u are warmly offering the durian to me, like with LOVE. And so she had to put her palms on the spikes and irritably yelled "FASTER LAH TAKE FINISH ALREADY NOT"
After the ordeal she tragically lost her hands. Just kidding nobody got injured but just give a Like goddammit, people already poked by durians you still so giam with your likes meh?
Jokes aside the durians were actually, like the store name suggested, wonderful. More of the story on my snapchat.
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