brain out幫幫媽媽的八卦，PTT、DCARD、YOUTUBE和 Yahoo名人娛樂都在討論：

801 - The One After "I Do"

Pltos:
- Ross以為Monica懷孕了，但是因為她馬上拒絕承認，Phoebe聰明的把焦點轉到
自己身上，這讓真正懷孕的Rachel有一點喘息的空間，但是當Moncia看到Rachel
把香檳吐出來，她馬上就知道真相了，最後Rachel再做了一次測試，結果證實了
是真的懷孕了。
- Joey想要在Chandler媽媽男友的百老匯中演出，於是他想盡辦法要巴結那位導演...
- Ross想要和Monica的同事Mona有進一步的發展，但事情總是不順利的.......
- Chandler的鞋子非常的滑，他跟Moncia無法跳舞

* Joey的腳超小

juggle, knocked up, bow

[FUN]

Chandler: Funny: ha-ha or funny: (Mimes blowing his brain out.) XD這超好笑

Chandler的舞步...超蠢

[guest star]
Elliott Gould (as Jack Geller) Morgan Fairchild (as Nora)
Bonnie Somerville (as Mona) Jim Piddock (as Dennis Phillips)
Cole Sprouse (as Ben) Allen Lulu (as The Photographer)
Matthew Mullany (as The Waiter) Dane Anthony (as The Bandleader)
Steffani Brass (as Melinda) Kendall Hebert (as The Second Girl)
Rachel Snow (as Gert)
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802 - The One With The Red Sweater

Plots:
- Monica在家裡不停的拆禮物，她實在是無法控制自己的欲望。
- Joey知道她的朋友中有人懷孕了，於是他向她們求婚...
- Chandler找不到他們的相機，於是找了Ross幫他一起找，但是最後卻發現...
- Rachel打算要告訴真正的父親懷孕的事情，而Phoebe說的話卻把她嚇壞了，最後Joey
和Phoebe猜出Tag是父親，但是卻發生了天大的誤會.....

disposable camera, Yugoslavian, front desk, salami

[FUN]

Phoebe: Yeah that's right Chandler does still think I’m pregnant. He
hasn't asked me how I’m feeling or offered to carry my bags. Boy,
I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. (Monica looks at
her.) After you of course.

Monica: Phoebe I think he would notice if you didn’t have a baby in nine
months!
Phoebe: It’s Joey!

Ross: Will the owner of a 1995 Buick LeSabre please see the front desk? Your
car is about to be towed.

Phoebe: I can’t say that didn’t hurt. But I’ll take you back
Joey Tribbiani.
Joey: Uh yeah. Pheebs, listen about that. I only offered…

[guest star]
Eddie Cahill (as Tag) Phil Abrams (as The Anxious Wedding Guest)
Harry S. Murphy (as The Man at the Wedding)
Teresa Parente (as The Woman at the Wedding)
Reggie Jordan (as The Front Desk Clerk)
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803 - The One Where Rachel Tells

Plots:
- Monica跟Chandler去渡蜜月，但好運似乎跟他們無緣，總是被前一對情侶搶走好康的
東西。
- Phoebe和Joey為了要進去Monica的公寓，鑰匙卻被他們先收回去了，他們就謊報
Monica家裡有瓦斯漏氣，結果Trigger 找了消防隊員來拆掉他們的門....
- Rachel告訴 Ross了她懷孕的事情，結果 Ross完全不敢置信....

* condom 只有9x %的成功率...

heck, indignant, earful, el fresco situation, Lamaze class

[FUN]
Ross: Yeah but uh… Okay, okay look you guys know that Rachel and I slept
together, but there’s something else. (Pause) Rachel's pregnant.
Joey: (simultaneously) Oh my God!!! I can’t believe that!!
Phoebe: (simultaneously) Holy mother of God!!!

Monica: What? Are you serious?! (To Chandler) Joey smells gas!
Chandler: What else is new?

Rachel: Oh please, you inhale your food!
Ross: I grew up with Monica! If you didn’t eat fast you didn’t eat!!

[guest star]
Michael G. Hagerty (as Mr. Treeger) Amanda Carlin (as Dr. Long)
Lynn A. Henderson (as The Ticket Agent) Evie Peck (as The Nurse)
John O'Brien (as The Airline Employee)
Anita Dashell (as The Front Desk Clerk) Laurie Naughton (as The Woman)
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804 - The One WIth the Videotape

Plots:

- Rachel跟Ross照完超音波回到家裡，跟大家討論起當時會懷孕的事情，結果兩人為了
是誰勾引誰而爭執起來，而Ross竟然說他把整件事情用錄影機拍了起來，這讓Rachel
十分不高興，而事情的演變卻是....
- Monica跟Chandler度完蜜月回來，他們很高興遇到了一對很好的夫妻，而要打電話找
他們的時候，卻發現電話是假的

dry spell, putty, take the high road,

[FUN]
Joey糾正Ross的文法 XD

Chandler: The sheer volume, it was like flying with the Riddler!
Monica: Oh, I’m sorry. Was that another joke?
Chandler: (angrily) Was that another question?

[guest star]
Lisa Thornhill (as Kristen)
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805 - The One WIth Rachel's Date

Plots:

- Phoebe在Monica的餐廳遇到了一個男人，就跟她開始約會了，但是後來那個男人
卻很黏人，Phoebe想要跟他分手，但是Monica卻說不可以，因為她也要開除他...
- Chandler的公司裡有一個人老是叫他Toby，但在一次機會中Chandler阻擋了他的
升遷管道，讓他非常的生氣....
- Rachel去Joey的拍片現場參觀遇到了一個帥哥，於是她叫Joey介紹給她認識，但是
Ross對這件事情十分的敏感...

* Chandler的Middle name 是 Muriel，在本集出現。

sous chef, calamari, pesto, cut to the chase, put a dollar in the jar,
butter pecan, pastry chef, peg, shedder, sip, mundane, learning curve,
sputtery, swell,

[FUN]

Chandler: Oh it’s been going on way to long now. Y’know, I mean the
first time he said it we were just passing each other in the
hallway, so I didn’t say anything. And then the next time
he said, "Hey Toby, do you want a donut?" And I-I wanted a donut.
And now it’s five years later, the donut's gone and I’m still
Toby.

[guest star]
Kevin Rahm (as Tim) Chris Parnell (as Bob) Bonnie Somerville (as Mona)
Geoff Pierson (as Mr. Franklin) Johnny Messner (as Cash)
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806 - The One With the Halloween Party (++++)

Plots:

- Monica跟Chandler要辦個萬聖節派對，於是大家都要著裝去參加：Ross扮成
Sputnik，Monica扮成Cat woman，Joey扮成Chandler，Chandler扮成Bunny，Phoebe
扮成Superwoman，Rachel則什麼都沒扮。
- Rachel一直在應付來討糖的小孩，不過她似乎對小孩不怎麼在行。
- Ross 跟 Chandler 比賽腕力，超好笑。
- Phoebe 遇見她雙胞胎姊姊的男友，但是她姐姐的男友似乎對於Ursula的真實身分
不甚清楚....

equestrian, theorem, prayer chain

[FUN]
Phoebe: Ah, Catwoman. So we meet again.
Monica: So we do Supergirl.
Phoebe: No, it’s me. Phoebe!

Joey裝成Chandler實在很好笑 XD

Rachel: Yeah I know, but one of them just said that she loved me so I just
gave her everything.
Phoebe: No wonder your pregnant.

Monica: You’re getting a crush on your sister’s fiancee.
Phoebe: No I’m not! You are!

Chandler: That means nothing to me.

Mona: (To Joey) Wow! They’re both really strong.
Joey: Or equally weak.

[guest star]
Sean Penn (as Eric) Bonnie Somerville (as Mona)
James Michael Tyler (as Gunther) Daniel Smith (as Boy in the Cape)
Rachel David (as The Ballerina) Emily Osment (as Lelani Mayolanofavich)
Ivy Malone (as The Cowgirl)
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807 - The One With The Stain

Plots:

- Chandler 請了一個女傭來家裡清東西，但是Monica 對新來的女傭非常的敏感，而且
她還懷疑這個女人偷她的牛仔褲跟胸罩....
- Phoebe 跟 她姐姐的前男友 Eric 開始約會，但後來他們兩個都覺得越來越怪，
而且 Eric 還誤認Phoebe的姐姐發生了性關係....
- Rachel 覺得當小孩子出生後，她應該要開始找新的公寓，於是 Ross 告訴她有個
快死的女人在他住的公寓裡.....

[Words]

relinquish, tide pool, jury, walkie-talkies

[Fun]

Chandler: Y’know uh, I didn’t actually do this.
Monica: Oh no, was I cleaning in my sleep again?

Phoebe: (looking around) Who’s cell phone is that? It’s just so annoying;
everywhere you go.
Ross: I think it’s coming from your bag.

Phoebe: Oh my God! I'm going out with Eric! Ooh, this day is really gonna
be so much better than I thought it was gonna be. Oh Ross, I can't
make lunch. (Exits.)

Monica: Don’t you see? It’s the perfect crime!
Chandler: She must’ve been planning this for years!

Monica: (looking at Rachel’s jeans) Where did you get those jeans?!
Rachel: You gave them to me!
Monica: No I didn’t!
Rachel: All right, I took them

[guest star]
Sean Penn (as Eric) Arden Myrin (as Brenda) James Michael Tyler (as Gunther)
Dale Raoul (as Mrs. Verhoeven)
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808 - The One With the Stripper

Plots:

- Monica 在結婚前偷偷辦了自己的單身漢派對，後來Phoebe 說漏嘴讓Chandler
知道了，於是 Monica 良心不安也幫 Chandler辦了一個，結果 Monica 卻找了一個
妓女來....
- Rachel 找了 Phoebe 去告訴她的爸爸懷孕的事情，後來東扯西扯Rachel 告訴她爸爸
他們將不會結婚，於是她爸當然非常不高興，氣衝衝的去找了 Ross，而當時 Ross
和 Mona 正在約會.....

* 結尾超好笑 Rachel的爸爸在電話裡罵了一個多小時....
* Monica最後充當了stripper..

pillar (原則), semi-precious, leprechaun, mitzvah, noisemaker

[FUN]

Phoebe: I’m sorry I won’t be able to make it to your imaginary wedding,
but I’m really busy that day. Yeah, I already have a unicorn
baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah.

Phoebe: I’d better go. (She goes and sits down in the La-Z-Boy E-cliner
3000, the chair that Sit magazine called chair of the year, and
they both look at her.) Just over here: I don't want to miss the
fight.

[guest star]
Ron Leibman (as Leonard Green) Bonnie Somerville (as Mona)
Jackie Debatin (as The Hooker) Fred Stoller (as Stu)
Martin Yu (as The Waiter)
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809 - The One With The Rumor

Plots:

- 感恩節，Monica 邀請了以前的同學 Will 一起吃晚餐，結果Will因為以前被Rachel
瞧不起而懷恨在心，抖出一堆往事，像是Rachel 在高中時代的謠言，以及Will和Ross
共組的"I hate Rachel club"

shoplifting, barn dance, commodities broker, Solid effort, hermaphrodite,
yearbook, early bird dinner, word jumble, sliver

[FUN]

Phoebe: Noooo!! Damn you ref! You burn in hell!!!

Will: Look at her standing there with those yams! My two greatest enemies
Ross: Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates.

[guest star]
Brad Pitt (as Will [uncredited])
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810 - TOW Monica's Boots (+++)

Plots:

- Monica花了大把錢買了一雙靴子，Chandler很不高興，但是Monica 說靴子可以讓她
受歡迎，不過後來這雙靴子卻讓她痛的受不了....
- Joey的妹妹想要加入服飾界，於是她拜託Joey幫她安排跟Rachel會面，但其實事情的
真相是他妹妹未婚懷孕了，她想要向Rachel 請教該怎麼辦...
- Phoebe知道Ross的小孩跟Sting的小孩竟然是同學，於是她就要Ross去幫她要演唱會
的票。

scuffed up, playpen(嬰兒籃), block(積木), supple leather lining,
contact sheet, scatterbrain, manhole cover (人孔蓋), piggy-back ride,
Contraceptive, saddlebag, bale, straight-up gangster rap,

[FUN]

Monica: Okay? (She starts to walk which causes her to start crying)
Ooo wee! Christmas party in my boots! (Runs into the bedroom and mixes
saying 'ow' with laughing.) (這句超好笑)

Chandler: So I was right. This is what it feels like to be right. (Pause)
It's oddly unsettling.

Monica: My boots in tan! Hey! Can you get a little closer so I can see
the price?
Chandler: I can see it from right here. It’ll cost you one husband.

Monica: Well I don’t have them either. Where are they?
Chandler: Well, why don’t you check in one of my saddlebags while I
chew on a bale of hay! (XDDDDD)

[guest star]
Trudie Styler (as Herself) Cole Sprouse (as Ben)
Tammy Townsend (as The Teacher) Marla Sokoloff (as Dina) Marc Rose (as Bobby)
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811 - TOW Ross' Big Step Forward

plots:

- Mona突然想要和Ross一起寄出季節賀卡，但是Ross覺得這進展的太快了，但卻遭到
Mona質疑她們戀情的未來，最後不知所措的Ross竟然把鑰匙給了她
- Chandler的老闆離婚，他想要和Chandler, Monica一同慶祝，但是Moncia對他的印象
不怎麼好，極力想要擺脫他的邀請。後來Chandler騙他老闆說他和Monica分手了..
- Rachel 因為懷孕的關係對任何的男人都覺得很有感覺，這讓她十分的困擾，Phoebe
還隨便找了一個人要給Rachel，Rachel搞到最後還想要和Joey......

fanny pack, thrice as randy, cardboard, cutout, swamped , chew sb's leg,
mockup, bald haircut, pinky , botchy ball, tournament


[FUN]

Ross咬手指的樣子很蠢..
結尾，Phoebe搬了一個人型招牌給Rachel，最後卻又忍不住自己搬回去 XD

[guest star]
Bonnie Somerville (as Mona) Sam McMurray (as Doug)
Shawn Christian (as Dr. Schiff) Evie Peck (as Nurse)
Wesley Thompson (as The Locksmith) Ashley L. Clark (as Roger)
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812 - TOW Joey Dates Rachel (+++)

Plots:
- Phoebe給Monica和Chandler一個MS. Pacman的遊戲機台當作結婚的禮物, 結果三個人
都快玩瘋了..
- Joey帶Rachel出去約會, 他們分享彼此在約會中的妙招, 但是回來之後, Joey開始
覺得怪怪的了..
- Ross在學校裡拿到一堂新課, 但是這堂課的教室卻非常的遠, 最後他發現快速到達
的方法..

c-section (剖腹), filet mignon, rent check, chump, lip balm, hydrosaurid

[FUN]

Monica: Well, you just—you put a quarter in and y’know pull-pull some
handles and win like a candy bar or something.
Chandler: A vending machine?
Monica: Don’t feel bad for me! I won like every time!

Chandler: I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it! They
should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler. (Pause) Although
I-I hope they don’t.

Phoebe: I can’t!! I can’t!! (She dies.) Noooooooo!!!!!!! You son of a
bitch!!!!!
(At this point a stream of obscenities burst forth from Phoebe’s mouth
just in time for Ben and Ross to enter and hear most of it, and in slow
motion Ross tries to shield his innocent son from Phoebe's vulgarity.) 經典
Ross: Phoebe!!

[guest star]
Cole Sprouse (as Ben) Krista Allen (as Mabel)
Matthew Yang King (as The Student) Caryn Ward (as The Waitress)
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813 - TOW Chandler Takes A Bath

Plots:
- Joey喜歡上Rachel了，但是他不敢面對這個問題，只是一味的躲避，他找了Chandler
和Monica先後談過，結果讓他們兩個到處亂猜，還以為Joey喜歡上了Phoebe...
- Ross和Rachel要去做產檢，他們同意不預先知道寶寶的性別，只是後來因為取名字
的糾紛，讓Ross變成最早知道寶寶性別的人....
- Chandler不喜歡洗澡的感覺，而Monica準備要讓他愛上洗澡的感覺，結果相當的成功

meatloaf, solvent, kiln, butch it up, bath salts, mahjong tile,
momentary lapse, Eucalyptus, chamomile, effervesce, humdinger
light Mayo (美乃滋), Throw me a bone here, essential oils, decorum,

[FUN]

Chandler: Oh! Uh, yeah! Is this a cold pizza talk or a leftover meatloaf
talk?
Joey: Well, neither.
Chandler: Oh my God, what’s up?!

Joey: All right. Okay. You and Monica, friends for a long time, and sure
there are rules, but then you went to London. oh, no, but that's
different. I mean, there are rules there, too! You know what I mean?
Chandler: Do you?

Dr. Long: (looks at her beeping pager) Oh, I’ll be right back. And, uh,
I know it’s really not my place, but please don’t name your
child Phoebo.

Chandler: I don’t know! Joey hasn’t had this much trouble getting out
words since we saw him in Macbeth!
Monica: (groans) That was a long night.

[guest star]
Amanda Carlin (as Dr. Long)
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814 - TOW The Secret Closet

Plots:
- Monica 私下找了一個按摩師，結果讓Phoebe給發現了，Phoebe很生氣，Monica
向她解釋是因為她不喜歡被認識的人看到自己的身體，不過後來Phoebe幫她按摩
的時候，卻意外發現Monica喜歡發出一些奇怪的聲音...
- Monica家裡有個被鎖住的櫥櫃，這讓Chandler非常好奇她在裡面到底擺了些什麼
東西，後來找Joey一起開過之後，才發現了Monica的怪癖....
- Rachel的寶寶開始踢肚子了，但是第一個知道的不是Ross而是Joey，這讓Ross很
不是滋味。Joey看在眼裡，加上他自己對Rachel的暗戀還沒結束，便主動建議
Rachel搬去和Ross一起住..

punch bowl, uterine wall, unnerving, bobby pin, spur on, due(adj.), calcium,

[FUN]

Chandler: If! I said, "If it helps!" (Goes to the bedroom.)
Ross脫手套的樣子超白癡

Ross: Oh. Oh. Thank God, most women don’t even feel them.
Rachel: Okay, no uterus, no opinion.

[guest star]
Amanda Carlin (as Dr. Long) Richard Penn (as The Doctor)
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815 - TOW The Birthing Video

Plots:
- Chandler和Monica本來要慶祝情人節的，卻被一捲紀錄生產的錄影帶給嚇昏了頭....
- Joey對Rachel的暗戀還未結束，Phoebe不忍心看他這樣便帶來一隻「最快樂的狗」
來陪他，誰知道過了幾天連這隻最快樂的狗也淪陷了，最後Joey選擇告訴了Ross...
- Mona還不知道Ross和Rachel住在一起的事情，不過她顯然是不贊成的，Ross不知道要
怎麼告訴她這件事，結果Mona竟然在情人節這天自己跑來Ross他家了....
(Ending: Rachel拿了Monica的A片到家裏看...XD)
gut-wrenching pain, red bagel, pucker, dilating, stardom, taffy, recliner,
subdue, ballsy, bourbon

[FUN]

Woman on TV: Ohhh! Make it stop!
Chandler: I am trying!

Phoehe: What the mother of crap is up with this stuff?

Chandler: Well, let’s just say it’s ironic how footage of someone being
born can make you want to kill yourself.

[guest star]
Bonnie Somerville (as Mona) James Michael Tyler (as Gunther)
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816 - TOW Joey Tells Rachel

Plots:
- Phoebe遇見Monica的靈魂伴侶，並介紹給她認識，這讓原本不相信的Chandler
開始吃醋起來
- Ross決定和Joey講開並原諒他，且建議Joey把感覺告訴Rachel。

sun-dried tomatoes, jalepino popper, mozzarella stick, mega-jammed,

[FUN]
Joey告訴Ross他喜歡Rachel後，沒想到Gunther的反應也很大..XD

Monica: He’s talking about moving to Vermont.
Ross: Why?
Monica: He says he wants to leave the country.

Phoebe: I don’t know, they both want to live in a house of cheese! I don't
know how you fight that.

Rachel: …and I know Chandler is kidding but it happens every time he
touches my stomach. I mean I’m really worried the baby’s not going
to like him. (Joey is staring at the table.) Are you okay?

Waiter: Sure. Sure. (Turns away, then turns back) Second’s up! (Joey
glares at him.) Not…that kind of table. (He walks away.)

[guest star]
Harry Van Gorkum (as Don) James Michael Tyler (as Gunther)
Sam Pancake (as The Waiter) Terence Winter (I) (as The Waiter #2)
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817 - TOW The Tea Leaves

Plots:
- 為了避免告白之後的尷尬，Joey不斷的再躲避Rachel，而Rachel只好假借有工作上
的問題來讓他們修補友誼，誰知道Rachel想出的問題竟然是她老闆要買他的小孩..
- Phoebe做的茶葉占卜預知她之後會遇到一個好男人，結果她認為會遇到的人竟然是個
變態，直到最後....
- Ross在找他的粉紅上衣，後來還偷跑去Mona的家裡去找，結果她剛好回來.....

sugar bowl, shot down, trot (腹瀉 = diarrhea), head scratcher, banter,
the benefit of the doubt, down payment, winterberry

[FUN]

Chandler: They were just giving those away at the store (off Monica’s look)
in exchange for money.
Ross被鑰匙燙到超白癡

[guest star]
Alec Baldwin (as Parker) Bonnie Somerville (as Mona)
James LeGros (as Jim) Steve Ireland (as Mr. Zelner)
Mark Lutz (as Mona's Date)
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818 - TOW the Massapequa

Plots:

- Phoebe交了新的男朋友叫Parker，不過這傢伙對任何事情都太過熱情，讓眾人有點
受不了
- Ross和Rachel在派對上吹噓著不曾存在的婚禮
- Monica要說今年的祝賀詞，她想盡辦法要討好父母，不過卻鬧了不少笑話..

starch, bloomer, worth one's salt, Kama Sutra, satin, raffia, gingham, tapee,
perals of wisdom, Harley, call a spade a spade, 15-minutes line,sadden,
endearment, Jenga, good spin, Prozac, sidecar, dove, windscreen, Who's who,
let up

[FUN]

Phoebe: You guys were right. He’s just too excited about…everything.
I mean I’m all for living life, but this is the Geller’s 35th
anniversary. Okay? Let’s call a spade a spade this party stinks.
Joey: I know I’m having the worst time. There was a 15-minute line for the
buffet, and when I finally got up to the lates, I slipped on a giant
booger!

[guest star]
Alec Baldwin (as Parker) Elliott Gould (as Jack Geller)
Christina Pickles (as Judy Geller) Kat Sawyer-Young (as Catherine)
Ellen Gerstein (as Aunt Lisa) John C. Moskoff (as Uncle Dan)
Tim Silva (as The Male Guest) Aixa Clemente (as The Female Guest)
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819 - TOW Joey's Interview (回憶)

Plots:
- Joey要讓雜誌採訪，但是他怕自己又說出什麼傻話來，於是他拜託他的朋友們在
適當的時候阻止他說傻話

bio, dirt,

[FUN]

The Interviewer: Umm, I’ll have a cup of coffee.
Joey: And I’ll have all the muffins.

Phoebe: (interrupting him) I was just being polite!

[guest star]
Sasha Alexander (as The Interviewer)
James Michael Tyler (as Gunther [uncredited])
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820 - TOW The Baby Shower

Plots:
- Monica和Phoebe要幫Rachel辦個Baby Shower，但是她們卻忘了邀請她媽，而Monica
剛好為了這件事情撒了一點小謊，而在Shower裡她就無所不用其極的巴結她媽媽。
- Rachel在她的Shower裡對自己未來有小孩的事實感到畏懼，並決定讓她媽媽和她同住
充當保母。
- Joey即將要替一個遊戲節目主持，於是他讓Ross和Chandler當他的參賽者....

head count, booze, headhunter, rogue, Triscadecaphobia, Triscut, taxing,
bassinet, rung, bifocals. nick-knack,

[FUN]

Rachel: What?! My mom’s not gonna be here?!
Monica: Well, given that we forgot to invite her it would be an awfully
big coincidence if she was.

Phoebe: Well I don’t, I don’t have a mother so often I forget that other
people…
Monica: (interrupting her) Oh give it a rest!
Rachel: So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?!
Phoebe: No. (Pause) Neither is mine.

Chandler: (To Ross) Can you believe how lame this is?
Ross: I’m sorry, I don’t believe contestants are allowed to talk to
each other.

Rachel: Mrs. Kay! Oh yeah, she was sweet. She taught me Spanish. I
actually think I remember some of it, tu madre es loca. (I think
that’s your mother’s crazy.)

Chandler: Let me think. Let me think—Oh! I don’t care.
Joey: You-you must choose Mr. Bing.
Chandler: Either, it makes no difference.
Joey: Choose, you jackass!

Monica: I personally would be honored if she wanted to live with me.
Phoebe: She can’t hear you.

Monica: (To Phoebe) This is great! Now she’s gonna be mad at Rachel! Y'know
what? And I’m just gonna swoop in there and be like the daughter
she never had.
Phoebe: I have new respect for Chandler.

Monica: That was a quick shower.
Phoebe: Not if you were here.

[guest star]
Marlo Thomas (as Sandra Green) Jonathan Nichols (as Ray)
Adria Tennor (as Katherine) Lisa Calderon (as Erin)
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821 - TOW The Cooking Class

Plots
- Monica的餐廳在報紙上被批評的一無是處，於是她為了要證明自己的食物是好的，
還特定跑去食譜烹飪班向批評人證明，後來還陰錯陽差的和 Joey一起上了烹飪課...
- Ross和Rachel一起去買嬰兒用品的時候，Ross被該店的店員搭訕後來還約會，而這
讓Rachel十分的不高興..
- Chandler要去面試一份新的工作，當他向Phoebe詢問自己體不體面的時候，卻得知
他給人的第一印象似乎都不太好，正因為他太常講不得體的笑話....

abysma, bouillabaisse, cash register, brazen, hollandaise, bearnaise,
egg yolk, butter base, shallot, tarragon, come off, micro-manage, delegate,
sidestep, aluminum foil, point person,

[guest star]
Molly Hagan (as Sarah) Rena Sofer (as Katie)
Tucker Smallwood (as Mr. Tyler) Tim Maculan (as The Food Critic)
Scott Richards (as The Acting Teacher)
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822 - TOW Rachel's Late

Plots:
- Joey的戰爭電影要上映了，後來他只能夠邀請一個人去看首映，結果這個人
(Chandler)竟然睡著了....
- Rachel的預產期整整遲了一個禮拜，這讓她感到十分的不舒服，而且脾氣也變的很
暴躁。而且Monica和Phoebe還利用她的預產期來打賭。
- Rachel和Ross要到醫生那做檢查，結果醫生建議他們可以試試看用做愛來讓促成
生產。

snooze, sequined, potpourri stink, crouch, short with sb, efface, caster oil,
repercussion, enchilada, bookend(V), jalepeno, sinuses,

[FUN]

Ross: Look, I-I know how miserable you are, I wish there was something
I can do. I mean I wish I were a seahorse. (She glares at him) Because
with seahorses it’s the male, they carry the babies. And then also
umm, I’d be far away in the sea. (He sits back down.)

Monica: Okay, how much?
Phoebe: One hundred thousand dollars!

Phoebe: No one’s here! (Monica looks at her.) Oh damnit!

[guest star]
June Gable (as Estelle) Amanda Carlin (as Dr. Long)
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823 - 824 - The One Where Rachel Has a Baby

Plots:

- Rachel要生小孩了，但是她在醫院裡待了超久的就是生不出來，還遇到了一些奇怪
的夫妻..(包括Janice...)
- Chandler和Monica 在醫院想要生小孩，但是他們找了夠多的房間就是不能如願以償..
- Phoebe在醫院遇到了一個因為車禍住院的男人，為了要和他搭上線，Joey假裝是醫生
去問他的資料...

cervix, hump, typographical, stinker, dilate, nab, dermatologist, adult acne,
pelvis, seeing eye, gorilla,

[FUN]

Janice: Oh. Well then shut me up. (Does the laugh.)
Rachel: Just tell me how.

Phoebe: Oh, wait a minute it’s not gonna be Baby Girl? I thought that was
so original!

[guest star]
Amanda Carlin (as Dr. Long) Debi Mazar (as Evil Bitch)
Eddie McClintock (as Cliff) Rachael Harris (as Julie) Tim DeKay (as Marc)
Jo Nell Kennedy (as Nurse #1) Henriette Mantel (as Nurse #2)
Maggie Wheeler (as Janice) Christina Pickles (as Judy Geller)
Mark Daniel Cade (as The Doctor) Laura Margolis (as Woman Giving Birth)
Karin Co (as Woman with Mild Contractions) Jimmy Palumbo (as Sick Bastard)
Sarah Rush (as Nurse #3)

Amanda Carlin (as Dr. Long) Eddie McClintock (as Cliff)
Maurice Godin (as Sid) Maggie Wheeler (as Janice)

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