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Very touching message 👏
A beautiful post ..........from one mother to another mother

Forwaded as received ....

There were days when My home used to be filled with laughter, arguments, fights, jokes and loads of mischief.
Books used to be strewn all over the show. Pens and books all over, and clothes messing the rooms, thrown on the beds.
I used to shout at them to tidy up their mess.

In the morning:

One will wake up and say:
Mama I can't find a certain book.
And the other will say: I can't find my perfume,
And one will say: Mama where's my homework.
And will say: Mama I forgot to complete my homework.

Everyone used to ask about their lost possessions.
And I will say, but take care of your stuff, be responsible, you have to grow up.

And today I stand at the doorway of the room.
The beds are empty.
All the cupboards have only a few pieces of clothes in them.
And what remains is the smell of perfume that lingers in the air.
Everyone had a special smell.
So I take in the smell of their perfume for maybe it will fill the empty ache in my heart.

All I have now is the memory of their laughs and their mischief and their warm hugs.

Today my house is clean and organized and everything is in its place, and it is calm and peaceful.
But it is like a desert with no life in it. Do not become angry with your kids about the mess.

Every time they come to visit and they spend time with us, when they are ready to leave. They pull their bags and it is as if they tug my heart along with it.

They close the door behind them and then I stand still and think of the many times I shouted them to close the doors.

Here I am today, closing my own doors. Nobody opens it besides me. Each one gone to a different city or a different country.
All left to find their own path in life.

They have grown up and I wished that they could stay with me forever.
Oh! God
..... Take care of them & all other children wherever they may be , for you are their guide and their protector
...and always keep them happy.
A MOTHER🙏🙏
Dedicated to all mothers..

JM Tone，即係……

我們一直恥笑Janice Man的JM Tone，可你不能怪她，畢竟在三年級前她都在international school，即係國際學校讀書，所以自認為「英文底子打得幾好」，之後升讀荃灣的屋村中學，會考傳聞只有兩分，英文自然荒廢了，出席活動時甚至連一句英語也蹦不出來，只能尷尬地說：「Yea….and then….多謝你地呀 (揮手)」。



JM到底是上進的，香港崇洋，英語文盲MK妹上不了檯面，從0靚模到模Art再到踩紅地氈的演員，交友圈子提升了n個層次，連老公都是外國讀書的「海歸派紅三代」。聽多了ABC腔，雖然被野雞中學誤了一身好底子，學不來他們的英語，卻十足模仿了ABC腔的精髓——不是流利的英文，而是蹩腳的中文。

十年磨劍，她終於練成了JM Tone，瓊姐概括其三大特色：

一、語句間一定要加Yea

二、假設對方聽不懂，每次說完英文單字後，哪怕再簡單，必定再以中文解釋，讓你學懂Killer即係殺手，Perfume即係香水。

三、R音異常準確，即使Cleansing Foam沒有R音，也要咬字清晰地說成Cleansing Forrrrrrrm。

除此之外，應該還要加上第四點，可能慣了咬牙擠出英文單字的R音，所以連廣東話也仿傚ABC口音，硬要說成「幾想rrrn」、「碎rrr花style na」、「兩rrrn間餐廳」，R音還可以混合雙語使用，比如去rrrr NewYorrrrrrk食corrrrn。



這種偽ABC腔很煩，很多人以為由於中英夾雜，不過Code-mixing從來是香港人的習慣，日常交談完全不摻一個英文字反而困難。

也有人嘲笑她讀錯音又用錯字，把Camel，即係駱駝色，讀成cam-mel；又說「上天會deserve一個好好的人等緊我」，大概混淆了deserve與reserve。

英語不好縱然會被歧視，可是還不至於昇華至一種tone，JM Tone最礙耳的不是英文那部份，而是好端端的一句廣東話被她的造作弄成四不像，一會兒要「拍攝一個Ummmm Beauty妝的demo」，一會兒「gain咗muscle」、「個人開始muscle咗」， 這已經不是Code-mixing，而是既不合英語文法又聽著別扭的中文，所以特別刺耳。



JM Tone令人想起港媽的「你唔eat quicker，我就唔帶你去playground play架啦！」， 他們同樣把廣東話放在卑微的位置，即使自己的英語是有限公司，也情願說著顛三倒四的鬼話，卻不肯好好講人話，不光令人聽著突兀，更是智力的損耗。



新加坡的Singlish以英語為基礎，混合了華語方言和馬來文詞彙，比如Want go makan？makan是馬來文吃飯的意思，這句即是「要去吃飯嗎？」新加坡人李慧敏直指新加坡人接受街頭訪問時，不論以英文還是中文作答，很多都語無倫次，因為語言和思維緊密相連，Singlish不用照顧文法，加上中英文詞彙不足，讓人無法表達深層次的思想。JM Tone與港媽Konglish異曲同工，連簡簡單單的一句話都不知所云，還能指望說出什麼真知灼見？



Metal Gear Solid V引用羅馬尼亞哲人Emil Cioran的話：「One does not inhabit a country; one inhabits a language. That is our country, our fatherland – and no other.」

我們棲息於一種語言，而不是國家，母語才是真正的祖國，如果連母語都變得支離破碎，這個地方必然是亂七八糟的。

https://atsunablog.wordpress.com/…/jm-tone%EF%BC%8C%E5%8D%…/

↑如果想看JM演繹JM Tone，請移玉步，內附連結~~

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