史上最痴L線的英文請假信
《蕭叔叔英式英文學會射波英文大賽》結果公佈!
幾經辛苦,蕭叔叔終於讀完所有entries,而最後得獎者是網友 Haha Ngky.
網友Sir Humphrey Appleby式水蛇春咁長的電郵,可算是英文請假史上最痴L線的請假信吧。得獎原因,係篤中Uncle Siu笑穴(蕭叔自認係個笑點高的人),並不代表它比其他參賽作品好。正如蕭叔叔所說,評審準則只看蕭叔個人喜惡,絕無客觀可言。
得獎作品如下:
It has so viscerally pained my heart, however strong a will I hold in my heart just to grapple with the mere thought of breaking that which I am about to impart to you while staying sane and reasonably calm to continue this message, that today I am afraid that your company will be short of one valuable member because I, to my tremendous despondency and disgruntlement of no one but myself, and within me an overwhelming shame alongside that unimaginably vivid guilt which I made every effort to devise a way to fight shy of only to find my painstaking endeavour in vain, have fallen victim to, among many a city-dwellers who have applied themselves so completely in their work like me, the maliciously capricious weather that has afflicted our city recently, resulting in a condition of mine that prevents me from being capable of contributing my productivity to my beloved company in this day of ailment of many. I wish nothing but keeping our company sanitary and germ-free so that my colleagues could be spared from the pain and suffering that the flu has relentlessly inflicted upon a wrecked soul like mine. I have no choice but to inform you that I shall be fine although I have to suffer another blow of pain as I not only am combating the disease but also am subjected to the need to swallow so great a sorrow of being deprived of the gaiety of working in the company with my colleagues and you. I hope to be graced with your generous understanding in this very rare circumstance.
警告各位同學:如此style純係玩嘢,千萬別認真亂學,切記切記。
最後感謝各位參賽者。
蕭叔叔會PM聯絡網友領獎。獎品豐富囉,係今天蕭叔叔專登去買的:
1. Peninsula full-body massage - Aromatherapy Massage 120 minutes Deep Muscle Relief 禮券
2. Peninsula afternoon tea gift card - Classic afternoon tea set at The Lobby
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萬事屋尖沙咀pop up store,
就在半島酒店後面,兩條街之遙。
Pop up了6個月,我經常想:
在這裡看店,
累了就行過去半島lobby lounge 吃個下午茶。
這件小事,想了足足6個月,
結果我是,今天完成清場之後,
身水身汗之時,才踏了進去。
Afternoon tea set, scones, clotted cream, strawberry jam,
再來個玉桂味「西班牙油條」churros, chocolate dip.
想要更多甜,要了mocha.
停下來,查看工作群組的留言,
同事催促我出post講閃購,
「我咪出咗HKTV Mall 閃購post囉!網友仲話火腩米粉同慢煮雞胸sold out.」
「係出星期三『私閃』。」同事說。
「私閃」!多麼有表達力嘅用辭!
係我話以後逢星期三O’Chef Lab做閃購嘅
一句說話,同事立即跟進,
追返我轉頭,我啲同事真係得!
但係咁,我覺得唔可以一日出post都係推銷,
「Mall閃」完又「私閃」,
我都係出吓生活照先。
昨晚無live,今晚
12:15am live 照常。
今晚傾。
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香港半島酒店 HK$2,682味遊半島Staycation入住體驗
🎯優惠詳情及預訂網址:MrMiles.hk/the-peninsula-hong-kong/
過去星期六唔單止係我第一次入住香港半島酒店,仲係我第一次行入半島。唔知算唔算大鄉里出城,都三十有多居然今次係第一次行入半島。今次訂嘅係歷史新低價「味遊半島」$2,682 staycation package (已連加一)。
唔知咩原因,今次嘅入住比較感性,體驗上可謂震撼心靈。有啲似去旅行走去睇遺跡啊入教堂果種感覺。老實講未入住前我個人對半島品牌無咩特別好感,亦覺得咪又係一間酒店,只不過係價錢貴過人咁解,奢華品牌都叫做住過無十間都有八間我諗體驗上都係差唔多嘅啫...不過到訪過後我睇法係有啲改變。香港半島酒店對作為於香港長大嘅我嚟講係獨一無二嘅。2020年酒店業災難式生意下滑,價錢跌到去現時呢個震撼價...實屬可悲。
今次寫嘅入住體驗好多嘢想寫,而酒店都有好多細節可以寫,不過我就著量寫下,更多嘅位留返俾你去「開箱」。
1️⃣Preparation
入住半島的話建議可以睇下酒店嘅歷史,見証住香港嘅興衰繁榮與變遷而酒店都有跟住時代變化注入新元素。感性mode入住,那怕你是住最平最低級別嘅房間都別有一番體會。Dress code我自己係smart casual,有披返件jacket,著返條長褲帶返隻靚啲嘅錶去入住嘅。可能多餘,個人喜好啫。
你要睇返酒店歷史當然可以google,或者懶得睇嘅可以去到酒店先睇佢果本「半島美學」,我深夜時份花了半小時去細味,感受良多。眾人所知2020年係香港歷史轉列點,於歷史級酒店過夜,看著維港反思過去諗諗將來,今日有嘅香港半島風情未知日後如何變遷,可能因而慨嘆但都享受下當下感受。
借用書內一句說話:美是一種意識,一個人本概念,一條主觀同時客觀的哲學命題,但它始終和人的感受分不開。
美的主觀客觀我都講唔清楚,以下都係好片面嘅「我的感受」,其他留返你自己去感受吧!
2️⃣Checkin及Afternoon tea
正常為3pm checkin但我訂咗2:15pm下午茶,所以2pm就到酒店。一入門口其實有啲嚇親,因為入面好多人...checkin個位都有10幾20組人排隊...感覺有些少混亂。無法,價錢平咗多咗人住,星期六2pm入住高峰都可以理解。決定先食tea再攞房。
去The Lobby(食tea間餐廳)問一問,預訂的afternoon tea餐廳滿座,而職員都早有預備問我要唔要去樓上間露台餐廳到食。當時我心諗咁Q多人係到等食都係玩自己,最後答應到樓上食。對我嚟講係無選錯,樓上靜好多都有啲風景可以睇下。食物質素我就覺得唔錯,比我預想的好食(文內有圖😆)
食完後約三點半去返前台。Surprisingly人龍居然消散咗,不得不佩服職員嘅效率,我有數返原來同時有5-6個櫃位做嘢,所以即使有人龍但都清得好快。味遊半島個package會係check in時點埋你in-room dining食乜,tick完就可預約埋晚餐幾時送。
3️⃣房間
今次入住526號房。半島有分高低座,低座為1928年落城嘅建築物,而30層高座(Tower building)為90年代擴建落城嘅樓層。我住526就係經過半島正門會見到有兩個「露台」位嘅其中一間。個露台聽講以前係開到,呢加當然係封咗只係裝飾嚟。
正常高樓層個view應該會好好多,但係我個人覺得住底座又無乜壞,於半島入住歷史建築別有一番風味。本身最平package只包邊位房,我住呢隻叫「中庭房」正面向維港,check過貴$100,想住返呢隻嘅可以留意下。
房間裝修係我一入門果下真係已經嘩咗出聲,最平房型都好靚。事前我無睇過任何人寫的入住報告或相片,本身我以為會係Conrad/港島香格里拉/JW Marriott HK果種老派經典風格,但完全超乎我想像房間用上大量黑色鋼琴色木裝修非常modern,睇返資料應該係2012左右有做過房間翻新。而房間保養得好好同感覺非常乾淨。比較遺憾係浴室風格會比較舊,唔係嘩嘩聲咁靚但我自己覺得可以接受。
房內好多設備都好amazing,有nail drying machine,仲有影印fax機,音響都好好。最amazing係佢部touch panel 真係好好用,可以order DVD, room service, 控窗簾, 光暗, 選台, almost everything 。堅係好貼切到住客嘅需要。
4️⃣In-room dining
7:30pm預訂嘅嘢食就到咗,全部都唔差中西式都好食。我本身唔好甜食但兩個甜品都好美味令我都多吃了幾口。最差嘅係麵包,都幾硬,無乜誠意。兩個人食建議中西各樣都試下,menu上全部都值得試。
5️⃣早餐
會係大堂The Lobby用餐,10點落去食都唔覺多人,環境非常好感覺好嘆。點餐早餐嚟(I love it much more than buffet)有中西選擇,個人口味嚟講正常早餐我會叫中餐但佢個西式早餐個名叫「半島早餐」,改個咁嘅名初次入住無得唔揀啦...另有鮮果汁order,質素高但我都無謂吹到佢飛天,總括嚟講係普通材料但整得好食。必定要一提係個環境真係無得彈,係半島The Lobby食早餐都係一種體驗嚟。
Overall嚟講,$2682唔係平,但我覺得值。洗咗啲錢都希望你可以獲得多啲感受。香港人的品牌半島酒店唔係浪得虛名。
peninsula afternoon tea 在 有啖好食 Perfect Continuous Eat Youtube 的評價
於百年老店中,在觥籌交錯間,尋回昔日光輝,重溫英式優雅
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電話:
iPhone 8 Plus
Moment 18mm ultrawide lense
peninsula afternoon tea 在 有啖好食 Perfect Continuous Eat Youtube 的評價
峴港洲際酒店,山茶半島的項上明珠。凌空於水面之上,俯瞰壯麗景致,細嘗精心炮製甜品,於人間天堂慢活一回。
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加入我哋會員,不時會收到我們送出的小心意?
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你訂閱了嗎? https://www.youtube.com/PerfectContinuousEat/
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穩定器:
DJI Osmo Mobile 2
電話:
iPhone 8 Plus
Moment 18mm ultrawide lense
peninsula afternoon tea 在 有啖好食 Perfect Continuous Eat Youtube 的評價
貴為港島地區食下午茶最佳景觀之處,上次入住之時緣慳一面?今次改頭換面重見天日,又怎能錯過見識一下Andre Fu的最新作品!
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你訂閱了嗎? https://www.youtube.com/PerfectContinuousEat/
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?相機:
Sony A7III - 24-70mm f/2.8 GM
Sony A7C - 16-35mm f/4 Zeiss
DJI Osmo Pocket 2
iPhone 11 Pro
穩定器:
DJI Osmo Mobile 4
相機背囊:
Peak Design 20L
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