Egan 7 week diary:
Egan的七週日記：
I’ve learned how to kick and push with my legs. Sumo squats and lunges are my next move.
我學會用腳大力的踢跟推。接下來，我會相撲深蹲跟跨弓箭步。
I’ve decided to give my parents a little break by sleeping up to 4 hours at night. In the future, they better repay me back with a little brother or sister to play with or I’m peeing on dad again.
我決定讓我爸爸媽媽晚上的時候可以一次睡4個小時。未來， 希望他們會給我一個弟弟或妹妹來陪我玩，不然我又要再尿尿在我老爸身上了。
I’ve discovered mirrors. Damn I look GOOOOOOD.
我發現了鏡子。我還發現一件事，欸，我好帥喔！
I can see further now and have started to look at people directly into their eyes. Add the occasional smile and I’m the center of attention in ANY room. It works like a charm with the ladies.
我的近視比較好了，可以直接直視別人的眼睛了。加上偶爾的微笑或是給個笑容，我就是整個房間裡最閃亮的焦點。別說我沒教你，我挺會勾引女人的喔。
I’ve outgrown my newborn clothing and am now wearing some very stylish and fashionable outerwear.
我已經穿不下我的初生嬰兒的衣服了，現在換成時尚服了。
I can lift up my big ole’ noggin (ie. my head) for a few seconds at a time now. Give it a few more weeks and my neck muscles are going to make Dwayne The Rock Johnson jealous.
我可以把我的大頭舉起來幾秒了。再過幾個禮拜，我脖子的肌肉會強壯到讓巨石強森嫉妒。
I can have “conversations” now, mostly consisting of “oooh” “ahh” “AH” “hmmm” “haaa” “ho” “huunnnn” and occasionally, when I feel like dropping the mic on everybody: “hellooooo”. THAT shuts everyone up.
我可以聊天了。大部分的內容是：喔，蛤，哼，哈，齁，橫～～～。有時候想引起大家注意時，我會說：哈囉～～～～～。這時候大家會全場安靜。
It’s been confirmed. I have good genes. Of course, my parents have blessed me with strong facial muscles (perfect for making faces), long legs (for a 7 week old), and a fabulous hairline, but even more importantly, they have literally given me good genes. My genetics test has come back and so far so good! I know my parents, like most parents, were a bit nervous about various genetic disorders that can arise in any baby, so I’m glad they did my genetics test with Bionet. When all’s well, it gives them some peace of mind. And if something did pop up in the results, it would give them a chance to look into it as early as possible. Now, they can focus on other important things, like the color and texture of my poop and what kind of girlfriend I’m going to bring home in the future.
確定了，我有很好的基因。沒錯，我爸爸媽媽給了我很強的臉部肌肉（最適合做鬼臉）、給了我一雙長腿(以一個7周大的人來講，我應該是名模)，還有帥氣的髮際線 。但是最重要的是他們也給了我健康的基因。我的訊聯生技/訊聯臍帶血銀行 基因檢查報告回來了，然後幸好目前都沒有問題。我知道天底下的每一位爸爸媽媽包括我的父母，都很擔心自己的寶寶會不會有任何的遺傳性疾病，所以我很開心他們願意幫我做檢查。至少他們現在心中卸下一顆大石頭，而且如果真的報告中有看到什麼問題，至少都還有機會及早處理！現在，我的爸媽可以更專注在其他的也很重要的事，比如：我大便的顏色跟觸感，還有未來我會帶哪種女朋友回家⋯⋯等等。
George Young
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