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吃、大便、睡覺、重複。
Eat. Poop. Sleep. Repeat.
我不是在描述你老公 (或者，我是？)。這就是嬰兒的生活，如果你親餵或你是寶寶的食物來源，那麼大部分的時間 (白天和夜晚) 都是在當乳牛 (製造食物或是當寶寶外送食物工廠)。
No, I’m not describing your husbands (or, am I?). This is the life of a baby and if you’re breastfeeding or the food source for your baby, then a lot of your day (and night) will be taken up with either food production or food delivery.
這裡有幾個小攻略，是我從第一次親餵到現在學到的經驗，第二波跟你們分享小撇步：
A few tips I’ve learned from the first time around and now, the second time.
必備工具：
Tools to have:
-哺乳枕(或很多個枕頭)：使用這些來確保你和你的寶寶處在最舒適的姿勢，因為你會經常且長時間處在這個姿勢。
Breastfeeding pillow (or pillows). Use these to make sure you and your baby are in the most comfortable position you can possibly be in, because you will be in this position often, and for long periods of time.
-哺乳巾：當你在公共場合而且不想吸引大家目光時使用。
Breastfeeding cover (for when you’re in the public and don’t feel like flashing everybody)
-集乳器：收集從另一個ㄋㄟㄋㄟ流出來的多的母奶，不要浪費任何好東西！
Silicon pump - to collect that extra milk that comes out the other boobie. Don’t waste any good stuff!
-溢乳墊：如果你剛好不方便露出你的美胸給全世界看，那麼吸收任何額外母奶的溢乳墊會是一個很好的選擇。除非你喜歡在所有襯衫上都有兩塊濕濕的印記。
Breastfeeding pads (But if it’s just not convenient to have both boobs out, then breast pads to collect any extra dripping is probably a good thing. Unless you like having two wet patches on all of your shirts.)
-乳頭霜。乳頭霜。乳頭霜。 (給破裂或疼痛的乳頭)
Nipple cream. Nipple cream. Nipple cream. (for those cracked, or painful nipples)
-乾式紙巾/口水巾
Dry wipes/drool wipes
-哺乳內衣和上衣：可以直接開扣就餵奶。太方便了！有內衣、上衣、洋裝、襯衫等各種選擇，可以幫助你的寶寶更輕鬆地“使用”ㄋㄟㄋㄟ，不需要脫掉所有衣服。
Breastfeeding bras and tops. Clip on and off. So convenient. There are bras, bra tops, dresses, shirts, all sorts of things which can help your baby get access to your boobie easier without you having to take off all of your clothes.
-媽媽茶：發奶的飲料，卵磷脂有助於產生更多的母奶，還可以幫助解決乳腺阻塞。
Herbal teas, breast milk inducing drinks, lecithin powders to help produce more milk, but also to help from clogging your ducts.
-母乳儲存袋：可以裝多餘的母奶然後冷凍起來，之後可以給寶寶喝或做其他用途使用。
Milk storage bags - for all that (hopefully) excess breast milk you will have and can freeze and use later.
-嬰兒紀錄APP：可以幫助你紀錄寶寶什麼時候進食、撒尿/大便、睡覺，因為時間飛快，你有孩子之後，當你準備坐上馬桶或喝個下午茶時，突然之間，又到了再次餵他們的時間了。
Baby app on the phone to help you remember when the baby ate, peed/pooped, slept because time flies when you have a baby and just when you are ready to sit down on the toilet or have a nice cup of tea with biscuit, suddenly, it’s time to feed them again.
一些通用規則：
A few general rules:
-親餵(或擠出來)通常是為了避免乳房腫脹，也可以維持母奶供應。
Breastfeed (or pump) often to avoid engorgement, or worse, mastitis, and also to maintain your supply of breastmilk.
-經常更換餵奶姿勢，尤其是如果你的胸部有硬塊或阻塞(一般姿勢：橄欖球式、搖籃式、側躺式、倒立…，是的，你躺著並且寶寶躺在旁邊但是倒過來…)。如果你有任何疑問，請諮詢專業哺乳顧問。
Change your feeding position often especially if you have hard lumps or clogging in a particular part of your boob (general positions: football, cradle, lying down, upside down… yes, as in, you are lying down and your baby is lying next to you but upside down…). Ask a lactation consultant if you have any questions or issues.
-熱敷、熱水淋浴、按摩，都非常適合母乳分泌或緩解乳腺阻塞。
Hot compresses, hot showers, massages, vibration are great to ease the milk out or for clogged milk ducts.
-如果你的ㄋㄟㄋㄟ太脹了覺得不舒服，冰敷是很好的選擇。
Cold compresses are good if you are overly engorged and the boobies are feeling uncomfortable.
-最後，小姐…媽媽們，我知道我們都認為自己的孩子是世界上最可愛的寶寶 (不是，因為我的才是。哈哈！開玩笑的啦…還是是真的呢！？)，但是，你需要在親餵的時候停止低頭看他/她，因為你會和我一樣，覺得脖子很酸痛，也會造成背痛和頭痛，這又是另一個po文了……
And, ladies… mommies, I know you think your child is the cutest most adorable thing on the planet (it’s not, because mine is. Just kidding. Or am I?), but you need to stop looking down at him/her while breastfeeding because you, like me, are going to get neck aches, which can lead to back pain and also headaches. But that’s WHOLE DIFFERENT post…
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...Continue ReadingWhy not back up a European car?
Close sister asked me while drinking
About a year ago
I smile for you...
What are you smiling at? I'm serious. (he asked)
I can drive comfortably.
Easy to pay installment.
I smile again
Then I think about a friend's brother.
5 years ago
His name is brother Dom.
He is human.
So bad. Cuddle Dec cuddle
Brother Dom used to be an employee.
Earn ten thousand per month.
So poor. Haha. Kiss when I talk at that time.
2-300,000 Per month
I told you that I like Benz. It's not.
Why don't you just pay for 6-70,000 months?
My money is left. (I said)
He smiles at me....
Hey, seriously.
You can drive now. (I repeat it)
He smiles at me again....
Until He did my hair. I feel like me.
Being extravagant
So I said.....
No, brother!
Is life for use, brother?
If you make money, you won't use it.
It's a pity to die.
He laughed....
Ready to say....
Yes! Unfortunately, it's a shame.
He's tall enough for me
He put my left arm on my shoulder
Ready to point right hand
Go to the building building....
Did you see that building?
Is that 100 Storey Building? (I ask)
Fuck over 10 me (he said a funny accent)
I smile (because I'm kidding)
You said he was addicted to wallpaper first.
Or did he put the pillar first?
I answer. It's a pillar!
What if you're gonna build your own house?
You will hire the mechanic to post the pole first.
Or hire someone to get addicted to wallpaper first?
Are you crazy?
No pole, no brick.
NO WALL CYMBALS
The house is not finished yet. the cement is not dry.
Will be addicted to wallpaper
How can it be? (I'm annoying)
He laughed out
And say...
Well... that's it!
How can you miss wallpaper?
When the structure of my building is not finished yet. (I smile)
What about you?
Getting addicted to wallpaper
On Air? (he asked me)
I swallow saliva
Words of words are plain.
Deep stabbing
That was back then.
I earn a hundred thousand per month.
There are 200,000 joint in some months.
I dare say...
I'm a happy early 20 s teenager
But after the sentence brother Dom said
I thought in my heart.
" what is my structure?"
I look at my car
I bought a few hundred thousand layout.
I decorated it for
It's a powerful and beautiful car for millions.
I'm out of fine
Because If anyone plays these cars will know
Unless it's with the mechanic than with us
There will be more things to do.
Ten thousand per month.
Every month
I look at the extravagant stuff I have.
I have all that people should have.
But I started to find the fact that...
My life has no structure at all
I don't have a pillar.
No bricks, no roof.
There are only plywood in the outdoors
And I keep spending money buying wallpaper
So beautiful.
I spent money on wallpaper
On Plywood with no roof
I think it's beautiful
Yes it's beautiful people appreciate it
And the more people appreciate
Oh, my God.
I'm getting more addicted to wallpaper
Make people know that my life is beautiful
But one day
The sky is not heart.
Really. No.
It's been over a year!
Year 54 flood
And Tsunami in Japan
I can't sell the car for 8 months.
Income is not in for 8 months.
That Day Wallpaper Stuck on plywood
Starting to get rained on
Starting to show the mess
Not recording that is strong frame
Starting to break down
Only debris left on the floor
Everything on the air is empty
No one can see
I can earn 3 million.
IN THE FIRST 2 years at work
But I only have 6 hundred thousand left.
But I have to live and watch family
For Another 8 months
I'm starting to think 2 years before that
I'm a student. I get money.
Going to study but 1,300 per week
I didn't show off anyone.
I can live.
I started separating some truth
In life out
I'm starting to realize
I'm starting to think about brother Dom's word.
Actually, actually.
I don't build any foundation
I keep getting addicted to wallpaper
Top, no sun!
There are only beauty.
But no stability at all
When there is wind or rain
Everything is ready to break down
When this incident passes
I'm lucky that I don't owe anything.
But there's almost nothing left
I remember. I have a few thousand left.
I used to earn millions.
This is a big life lesson
After crisis, I cut my mind to sell that car.
Before that, I was thinking
I love the car.
And I will get out of Europe as I want.
But the incident with brother Dom's words.
It makes me see the world.
"all goals"
"I still want the same"
"what I want, I have to take it in this life"
" but every time I would think...."
"structure must come first"
" I don't want it anymore. I don't have a pillar life
" but well decorated
Sofa is good
Good TV. Good carpet.
Wallpaper is good
But no roof "
" no
"take the frame first"
"if the structure is done"
"I don't mind decorating"
"it is considered to give happiness in life"
"that day, I will use the most. I don't mind"
I'm holding on to this.
Even later I come back
Earn the same income a year later
And more than before now
I didn't buy a European car.
As I thought at first
"I'm not starving for no reason"
" but I know what I'm patient for?"
"I knew how to be stuck in wall outdoors"
And I know what's most important right now
I always like to walk or drive
Go as there are various construction.
Because it makes me understand life
When I see a building built
The faster the building is built.
I can barely see any beauty
Apart from wood frame, steel and cement
It's sloppy and not pretty for a while.
Nothing to look at
Until it's full-sized high.
Until the day when the iron brace things.
Taken off from the building.
When the building can live on its own
After that, it started to have beautiful colors.
There are windows. Doors.
There is a decoration.
"and followed by wallpaper"
" and follow along.
The happiness of residents "
Brothers and sisters.
" don't you want it? (sister asked)
"I fell off what I thought"
" Let's look at what's in front of you
It's a sister "
Sister opened a picture of one of my favorite cars.
Then send that wallpaper picture
Enter my line "
Monthly Payment for a little hundred thousand.
I'm chilling.
Do you want it? Let's go to see. (that's sister)
I think bad, teacher...
Before Answering.....
Come on.....
When is our building done
Of course....
That day...
"we're going to order wallpaper"
A10(Aten)
Prince of sales
"a society of possibilities"Translated
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Lyrics
Hook
แค่อยากจะรู้จักคุณ baby ชื่ออะไร
เธออย่าเล่นแบบนี้ เอาดีๆได้ไหม
ใครบอกผมหนะเจ้าชู้ ดูเป็นคนหลายใจ
เธออย่าทำแบบนี้ หยุดซักทีได้ไหม
hey baby ดีดีดิ
Verse 1 Twopee
Hit the friday night สาวๆ oh she so fly ตอนพวกเธอ smile like oh
ผู้หญิงตั้งมากมาย by my side แต่ให้ตาย ain't nobody like you
แค่อยากไปทักทายอย่าไปฟังใครเค้าบอกว่าผมเป็นผู้ชายเจ้าชู้
เธอบอกว่า southside twopee หนะร้ายถามใครต่อใครเค้าก็รู้
but with you พูดตรงๆคงจะหยุดไม่อยู่แล้ว
ผมจะไม่ซนแต่ตอนนี้จะจูบแล้ว
อันที่จริงที่เธอเคยได้ยินมาก็ถูกแล้วหละ
แต่นั้น I'm just kidding แต่กับเธอคนนี้ผมหนะคิดจริง
I really like you and I wanna call you my boo
Hook
แค่อยากจะรู้จักคุณ baby ชื่ออะไร
เธออย่าเล่นแบบนี้ เอาดีๆได้ไหม
ใครบอกผมหนะเจ้าชู้ ดูเป็นคนหลายใจ
เธออย่าทำแบบนี้ หยุดซักทีได้ไหม
hey baby ดีดีดิ ดีดิ ดีดิ ดีดิ
hey baby ดีดีดิ ดีดิ ดีดิ no no no
hey baby ดีดีดิ ดีดิ ดีดิ ดีดิ
hey baby ดีดีดิ ดีดิ ดีดิ no no no
Verse 2 UrboyTJ
ถ้าผมก็เหงา คุณก็เหงา เราทั้งสองควรจะนัดเจอกัน damn baby like oh
อย่ามาทำเล่นตัว ผมไม่ได้มาเล่นๆ ของจริง I ain't playing with you
ตัวจริง right here ใส่ทองเต็มตัว ผมหนะป๋า ใครๆเค้าก็รู้
อกหักมาจากเค้า ไม่ต้องเศร้า ไม่ต้องเหงา come here ให้ผมดูแล you
Lemme take a good care of you tonight and you'll be fine
ต่อให้เธอช้ำและเจ็บมาจากใคร บอกเธอว่าไม่เป็นไร
ให้ผมรักษาคุณเอง okay เชื่อใจกันซักที baby
tell me what your name is
and I'll be yours all night
Hook
แค่อยากจะรู้จักคุณ baby ชื่ออะไร
เธออย่าเล่นแบบนี้ เอาดีๆได้ไหม
ใครบอกผมหนะเจ้าชู้ ดูเป็นคนหลายใจ
เธออย่าทำแบบนี้ หยุดซักทีได้ไหม
hey baby ดีดีดิ ดีดิ ดีดิ ดีดิ
hey baby ดีดีดิ ดีดิ ดีดิ no no no
hey baby ดีดีดิ ดีดิ ดีดิ ดีดิ
hey baby ดีดีดิ ดีดิ ดีดิ no no no
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