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An aeroplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute and left... the aircraft.
The second passenger, Najib Razak said, "I am the prime Minister of Malaysia and I am the reason for Malaysia's unity, so Malaysians don't want me to die." He took the second parachute and jumped out of the aircraft.
...
The third passenger, Sharifah Zohra Jabeen said, "I'm the leader of the SW1M, Malaysia's smartest woman. All the women depend on my leadership." So she grabbed the parachute next to her and jumped.
The fourth passenger, Karpal Singh said to the fifth passenger, a schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
"That's okay, Mr. Karpal," said the little girl. "There's a parachute left for you." "Malaysia's smartest woman took my school bag."
"Why don't you tell her just now? It's not right to let Malaysia's Smartest woman died like this~ She need to defend ANIMAL rights!" said Karpal Singh!
"Mr Karpal! I tried to warn her, but before i finish, she just keep asking me to LISTEN! ! "I am elder than you, you should LISTEN to me!"~It's not a PROBLEM for me~" replied by the little girl.
”Since like that, she deserved the punishment for not letting others to speak~“ said Karpal Singh.
Moral of the story, When people speak, just listen!!! It may save your life!! xD
Share if you think this is an educational joke. (^^.) Stay cool.
同時也有224部Youtube影片,追蹤數超過15萬的網紅pennyccw,也在其Youtube影片中提到,Michael Jordan's coach pleaded with him to go back in the game, and the opposing coach made sure Jordan had the chance to end his career with a basket...
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《願我在天堂,永遠記住您的臉》
In an interview, the Radio Jockey asked his guest, a millionaire,
在一個訪問的節目中,電台主持人Jockey ,詢問 他的特別來賓(一位億元富翁)
*"What made you most happy in life?"*
什麼事讓你這一生最快樂?
The millionaire said:
富豪說:
I have gone through four stages of happiness in life and finally I understood the true happiness.
我一生中經歷了四個階段,最後終於了解到真正的快樂。
The first stage was to accumulate wealth and means. But at this stage I did not get the happiness
第一個階段是累積財富和權勢,但我沒得到真正的快樂。
Then the second stage of collecting valuable items. But I realized that the effect of this is also temporary and the lustre of valuable things don't last long.
第二個階段是收購會升值的東西。但我愈來愈意識到,這些值錢的東西,它們的影響力是短暫的,光澤也持續不長。
Then came the third stage of getting big projects. Like buying a football team, buying a tourist resort, etc. But even here I did not get the happiness, which I had imagined.
接下來就是第三個階段,我可以主導大型方案。比如:買一整個足球隊, 買ㄧ整個度假村等大型的計劃。就算這樣,我也沒有得到我想像中的快樂。
The fourth time a friend of mine asked me to buy wheelchairs for disabled. I immediately bought them... But my friend insisted that I accompany him and hand over the wheelchairs to the disabled children. I got ready...
I gave these chairs to the needy children with my own hands. I saw the strange glow of happiness on the faces. I saw them all sitting on chairs, moving around and having fun... It was as if they had arrived at a picnic spot.
One of the kids grabbed my legs while I was leaving the place. I gently tried to free my legs but the child stared at my face...
I bent down and asked the child: Do you need anything else?
第四個階段,一位好友建議我買輪椅送給殘障人士,我馬上買了。
但我的朋友堅持要我陪他,並親手將輪椅送給殘障的兒童。
我就做了⋯⋯。
我親手將輪椅給那些需要的孩子們時,在他們的臉上,我看見特別快樂的光芒。我看見他們全坐在輪椅上,快活的四處轉動。很有趣⋯好像他們到了一個野餐的地方⋯
當我要離開時,有一個孩子緊緊抱住我的雙腿。我本來試著慢慢把腿移開,但這孩子卻一直瞪著我的臉⋯
我只好彎下腰來問他「你還需要什麼嗎?」
The answer of the child not only made me happy but also changed my life completely.
The child said *"I want to remember your face so that when I meet you in heaven, I will be able to recognize you and thank you once again"*
他的回答也完全改變了我的人生觀。
那個小孩說:
《我想要記住您的臉,這樣等我到了天堂,還能認出您,並且再次謝謝您。》
That was the happiest moment of my life.’
那是我這輩子最快樂的時刻。
—-圖片來自薰衣草森林林庭妃
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คุณครูในประเทศอังกฤษต้องการจะสอนนักเรียนชั้นประถมให้ล้างมือด้วยสบู่บ่อยๆ แต่เด็กๆไม่ค่อยเชื่อฟังเท่าไหร่ ก็เลยทำการทดลองเพื่อให้เด็กตื่นตัวและมีส่วนร่วม
🍞 ในการทดลองนี้ครูใช้ขนมปัง 5 แผ่น
1️⃣ แผ่นแรก นำไปถูบนคอมพิวเตอร์
2️⃣ แผ่นที่สอง เป็นขนมปังสะอาด ใช้เป็น control
3️⃣ แผ่นที่สาม ให้เด็กแตะด้วยมือที่สกปรก
4️⃣ แผ่นที่สี่ ให้เด็กแตะด้วยมือที่ล้างด้วยสบู่
5️⃣ แผ่นที่ห้า ให้เด็กแตะด้วยมือที่ใช้แอลกอฮอล์สำหรับทำความสะอาดมือ
แล้วนำขนมปังไปแยกเก็บในถุงพลาสติกห้าใบเพื่อเพาะเชื้อ ผลที่ได้ทำให้ทุกคนอึ้ง สรุปว่าไม่มีอะไรสะอาดไปกว่าการล้างมือด้วยนำ้และสบู่ค่ะ
English teachers want to teach elementary students to wash their hands with soap frequently. But the children are not obedient, so they experimented to keep kids awake and involved.
🍞 In this experiment, teacher uses 5 sheets of bread.
1 ️⃣ first sheet to rub on computer
2 ️⃣ second sheet is clean bread. Use as control.
3 ️⃣ Third pad for kids to touch with dirty hands.
4 ️⃣ Fourth sheet for kids to tap with hand washing with soap.
5 ️⃣ fifth sheet for kids to touch by hand using alcohol for hand cleaning.
Then take bread to separate into five plastic bags to cultivate. The result will make everyone stunned. There is nothing cleaner than washing hands with lead and soap.Translated
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Michael Jordan's coach pleaded with him to go back in the game, and the opposing coach made sure Jordan had the chance to end his career with a basket.
Jordan's last shot was a free throw, and like his final appearance in an NBA uniform, it was good.
One of the greatest players in NBA history played the final game of his illustrious career Wednesday night, not in the setting that he would have preferred but in a special atmosphere nonetheless. Jordan's final moment on the court ended with him receiving applause and a lengthy standing ovation from nearly everyone in the arena -- including the coaches and the other players.
He soaked it all up with a wide smile and a wave to the crowd after exiting for good with 1:44 remaining in the fourth quarter of a 107-87 loss to the Philadelphia 76ers.
``Now I guess it hits me that I'm not going to be in a uniform anymore -- and that's not a terrible feeling,'' Jordan said afterward. ``It's something that I've come to grips with, and it's time. This is the final retirement.''
Jordan finished with 15 points, four rebounds and four assists in 28 minutes -- drawing several adoring ovations from the last sellout crowd that will ever watch him play.
``The Philly people did a great job. They gave me the biggest inspiration, in a sense,'' Jordan said. ``Obviously, they wanted to see me make a couple of baskets and then come off. That was very, very respectful, and I had a good time.''
Jordan's final points almost looked scripted, with Eric Snow of the 76ers fouling him in the backcourt for no apparent reason except to send him to the line.
``Coach (Larry Brown) told me to foul him, get him to the line to get some points and get him out of there,'' Snow said.
Both foul shots went in, and the Wizards committed a foul one second later so that Jordan could be removed from the game and receive the proper send-off. In a rare scene, the 10 players who remained on the court turned to Jordan and applauded, too.
The 40-year-old Jordan would have preferred to end his career in the playoffs, but the Wizards never clicked during his two years in Washington and finished 37-45 in both seasons.
But that was merely a footnote on this stirring night, the last time the basketball public was treated to one of the greatest athletes in history playing the game one last time.
Jordan finished his career with 32,292 points -- the third-highest total in league history, behind Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Karl Malone. His final career average of 30.12 goes down as the best in NBA history, just ahead of Wilt Chamberlain's 30.07.
``I never, never took the game for granted. I was very true to the game, and the game was very true to me. It was just that simple,'' Jordan said.
With the Sixers ahead by 21 points with 9 1/2 minutes remaining, the crowd began chanting ``We want Mike.'' The chant grew louder as the period progressed with Jordan remaining seated, and fans ignored the game to stand and stare at the Wizards' bench, wondering why Jordan wasn't playing.
This being Philadelphia, they eventually booed.
Jordan finally pulled his warmups off and re-entered the game with 2:35 left for his brief final appearance.
``I played here. I told him I at least have to be able to come back (to Philadelphia),'' Wizards coach Doug Collins said. ``I told him to go back in for a minute. He said, 'I'm stiff.' I said, 'Please. They want to see you.' He said, 'Larry Hughes is going to foul out soon, so put me in then.'''
Earlier in the game, Jordan showed his age.
There was a play in the first quarter when he looked like the Jordan of old, except for the result. Starting near the foul line, Jordan ducked his shoulder, lowered his head, stuck out his tongue and drove to his right, the ball rolling off his fingers ever so softly as it arched toward the net.
Rather than going in, though, the ball hit the front rim and missed -- one of several of his shots that came up a few inches short.
One of the exceptions was Jordan's final shot of the first half -- a one-handed dunk that came after he received a nice pass under the basket from Bobby Simmons.
Jordan hit his first two shots of the third quarter but didn't do much else positive in the period. On an alley-oop pass from Tyronn Lue, the ball hit him in the fingertips and bounced harmlessly away. A lazy crosscourt pass was picked off by Aaron McKie, leading to one of Philadelphia's 31 fast-break points. Jordan's final field-goal attempt was a missed layup with 8:13 remaining.
``I'm not embarrassed,'' Jordan said, ``but it's just not ... I've had better feelings in terms of playing a competitive game.''
The standing ovation that Jordan received lasted about three minutes, with Jordan smiling, nodding and chewing gum throughout. The group Boyz II Men sang ``It's So Hard To Say Goodbye'' between the first and second quarters as a montage of Jordan's career highlights was shown on the scoreboard.
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