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不要去Club
Don't go to the club!

不要去
Don't go

大戰完了五姑娘累累我想睡覺
I'm sleepy after swinging my left hands

結果我Brother說他寂寞想要喬一喬
But, my brother feels lonely and wanna hang out

明天櫻櫻美代子
Tomorrow I'm free

周末夜晚好無聊
Weekend nights are always boring

所以我穿上了戰袍
I've dressed up

香水噴Channel 還噴在叫叫
and sprayed the Chanel perfume on my little brother

這裡的DJ 根本不懂音樂
The DJs here know nothing about music

只會搖奶奶
but only shaking boobs

她們的英語不好
Their English is not good

但喜歡說 Put your fucking hands up
they only know how to "Put your fucking hands up"

舞池裡搖啊搖
Shake it boom boom

搖不動就吃藥藥
And take some lozenges

舞步就那幾招
They learned all the dance steps

都是上網學的好不好
through the Internet

欸? 初來乍到
Yeah! It's my first time

欸? 是在開玩笑?
Are you kidding me?

欸? 說好的美女呢?
Where's the hot chicks?

暗暗都看不到
It's too dark, I see nothing

欸? 音樂很吵
The music is too noisy

欸? 妝都花掉
Their faces are messed up

欸? 都是汗臭味 還有貓山王的味道
Everything smells of sweat and Musang King

不要去Club 不要不要不要
Don't go to the club! Oh no no no!

跟我回家喔搖啊搖啊搖
Follow me home and shake it boom boom

不要去Club 不要不要不要
Don't go to the club! Oh no no no!

會閃到腰喔腰啊腰啊腰腰腰
Your waist will get injured! Ouch ouch ouch!

Everybody
Move Your Body
What a party?
So boring so lonely

Oh My Baby
Move Your Body

快回家裡
Go home now

妳媽媽 在等妳
Your mum is waiting

這裡有很多未成年少女
There's a lot of underage girls

我一看就知道
They can't escape my eagle eyes

她們喜歡戴著小紅帽
They are like the Little Red Riding Hood

因為奶奶被吃掉
So their granny got eaten

哥哥不是大野狼
I'm not that Big Bad Wolf

只是喜歡去野餐
So let's go for a picnic with me

小心有好多螞蟻蟑螂
Beware of those ants and cockroaches

他們最愛吃屑屑
They like to lick the dust on your body

唉唷男生都嘛說
Guys always say

喝一兩杯就好
have a glass or two

然後越喝越多伸進去摸
But they keep it coming

海底撈一撈
Then put their hands in

羊咩咩 咩咩癢
Baa Baa black sheep

妹妹醉了 他硬梆梆
You're drunk and he's getting tensed

然後用他最硬的地方來撞妳尿尿的地方
Then he uses it to hit your private part

天蒼蒼 野茫茫
The view out there is so nice

喝完帶妳去洞房
Let's have fun after drinking

到山上 打野戰
Don't fight on the mountain

還是家裡冬暖夏涼
Just come to my bedroom as it's more comfortable

李白說床前 明月光
Li Bai said the moonlight shines the bed

長江後浪推前浪
Those at the back hit those at the front

套套用完 撞到排卵
Out of condom when she's ovulating

準備受 精 著 床!
So get ready for fertilisation!

女生要去Club Hey!
Ladies go to the club

是因為要解放 Ha!
to seek liberation

男生要去Club Hey!
Guys go to the club

是因為要找坑 Ha!
to look for mysterious holes

男生女生都去Club
If everyone goes to night clubs

婦產科都鼓掌好棒棒
the obstetrician will have a windfall

自備一萬 熟客七折
Members can get exclusive discounts

還有優惠套餐
Buy one free one

男生站左邊
Guys to the left

女生站右邊
Ladies to the right

沒有身份證的站中間
Those without ID, go to the middle

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Today's Vlog:
HE'S WALKING!
MAMA!
Evil Smiler,
Procrastination and Quizzes,
Adorable Giggles


At 1 year and almost 3 months, Isaac is finally walking. He started to take a few steps a few weeks ago but we could still see that he preferred to crawl instead. We were never worried because we knew he would walk in time when he felt ready. Just like his speech, he was always more of a quiet baby and now he never stops babbling. We got a lot of 'concern' comments from relatives but we knew he would eventually walk and talk. What we care more of is whether he grows up as a decent guy. Whether someone can grow up kind and respectful is another story right? I have to say though, each time Isaac says "Mama" is like music to my ears =')

Right now, he has 8 teeth sprouting out all at the same time. Poor thing. I've been keeping occupied with him while Tim sorts out Black Friday orders from the Bubbi brushes. Bear with us, guys!

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This, is a make up tutorial for, how to look like a oriental (not neccesary japanese) fantasy and artistic inspired geisha doll. I dont mean to look like one of those beautiful geisha from kyoto, but I wanted to create "art". After all I love art and creating new things! ^^

Well, in this video im going to show you how to look like a Geisha Doll!
This fantasy oriental style is good for halloween or other costume events, if you want to change your face into something different and cool! It's not only cheap, but also really easy to do, and still looks interesting. It's definitely an eye-catcher!

Let's start!

We start by covering our face in white face paint colour! Begin by painting your forehead. To get an even texture, the strokes should be adjusted to the curves of your face.

Also cover your lips with the white face painting.

Depending on the face painting colour, you'll need to paint more than one layer.

Put some Baby Powder on a plate that isn't too flat. Then powder over the white mask. Use a towel to keep your clothes safe from the dust.

Using a black eyeliner, line your lower lash line. Where your eyebrows end, leave a space of a half inch and mark a point with your eyeliner. Then connect the outer end of your lash line with the point.

Line your upper lash line.

Open your eyes, and shape a curve around the inner corner. Close your eyes and connect the curve with the black lined lash line, to create a smoother shape.

Again, open your eyes but this time, draw a curve starting by the inner corner following the crease. The complete shape should look like this.

Fill the white part of your eyelid with red face painting colour. Line the space next to the black line too. The red line should be two times wider than the black line.
This gives the style an oriental touch.

For the lips, paint them smaller than they are in reality, and with a doll like upper lip.

Im going to apply false golden lashes, as my wig which i'm going to wear has got accessoiries whit golden features.

In japan during the Heian Era, they found that short eyebrows are a beauty appeal.
That's what we are going to create now with black face painting colour.

Mark two points: One where your eyebrow begins, and the other one where your eyebrow is leading downwards. If you're eyebrows are not curvy, you can just mark the centre with a point.
Connect those two points with two paralell lines. The shape should be thinner as it goes inside.

The wig is optional. Im going to wear a oriental style wig.

Done!

Thank you for watching, and I wish you a lot of fun trying out this look!

VenusAngelic

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