Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand......
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!👌 😳
😂 😂 😂
Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
_______________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
____________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!
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Imagine you were a sailor hundreds of years ago...
And like Chrisopher Columbus, you wanted to sail across the ocean from Europe to America.
How would you get there?
You can’t draw a map of the sea. It all looks the same.
You can’t rely on GPS, only the compass was around.
And you can’t really see where you’re going, because the trip would take months.
So, back in those days, the only real way you could get anywhere safely, and on time, was by being able to navigate with the stars...
You’d wait for the stars to come out, and then you’d look for the North Star (Polaris).
And that’s what humans did for centuries…
If you wanted to travel a long distance, you’d need to read the stars and use the North Star as your guide.
But those that didn’t know how to read the stars - often got themselves and their crew lost. Or worse - they got shipwrecked.
And it’s the same today.
If you want to go somewhere...
If you want to have something...
If you want to be someone...
You need to use the North Star as your guide.
Learn To Use The North Star For Gains
Do you want to live in a nice home one day?
Do you want to live in many different countries?
Do you want to start a family?
Whatever it is that you want to do - you’ll need your North Star to get there.
And when it comes to personal finance and business, I believe the best ‘North Star’ you can have: is a strong investment portfolio.
An investment portfolio that grows your savings month after month, year after year…
At a rate impossible to ignore.
How do you build one?
Well, just like sailors know how to find the North Star, you need to be able to look through multiple investments and find investments that will help you to reach your dreams.
You could call these “North Star Investments”.
On February 23rd to 24th, I’m holding a private event in Las Vegas where I’m going to show you how to find these North Star Investments.
And what you can do to protect your savings and grow.
If you want to be one of the 150 people discovering North America’s Best-Kept Investments…
👉Just comment the word “Register” below.👈
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Credits:
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[WHERE ARE THE ASIAN BORDERS? (PART 1: AUSTRALIA & AFRICA)]
Asia is the largest of all continents, covering an area of 44,579,000 square kilometres, that's 30% of the Earth's total land area.
It has given rise to many of the world's first civilizations, and has long been home to the majority of the human population.
But have you ever wondered what actually counts as Asia? Where exactly are the borders?
Do they sit nicely in between countries, or can a country be divided?
This video is part one of a three part series. We cover the specific Asian borders following the coastal regions from the Tumen River between North Korea & Russia to the Suez Canal in Egypt.
In between, we go over Japan's Bonin (Ogasawara) Islands, the Malay Archipelago, Indonesia's border with Papua New Guinea, the Wallace Line, the Weber Line, Asian continental shelf, the Middle East, Yemen's Socotra Archipelago, Afro-Eurasia, Egypt's border, and more.
Part two will cover the messy Europe Asia border, Russia's continental status, and the North America Asia border that isn't as simple as you might think.

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[WHERE ARE THE ASIAN BORDERS? (PART 3: NORTH AMERICA)]
Asia is the largest of all continents, covering an area of 44,579,000 square kilometres, that's 30% of the Earth's total land area.
It has given rise to many of the world's first civilizations, and has long been home to the majority of the human population.
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This video is part three of a three part series. We cover the specific Asian borders between Northeast Asia and North America.
In particular: Chukotka, Siberia, Alaska, Wrangel Island, Bering Strait, Bering Land Bridge, Diomede Islands, Russian Empire, the US purchase of Alaska from Russia, state boundaries or continental boundaries affecting the indigenous inuit people, St.Lawrence Island, St. Matthew Island, Pribilof Islands, Kamchatka, Aleutian Islands, Amatignak Island, Semisopchnoi Island, Commander Islands, state 180th meridian line (antimeridian), the International Date Line, the greenhouse effect and global warming.

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Intro River Flows in You, Rock Cover by Simon Besozzi & Yan Dexter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WHSzRv828Y
New Version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96VjqnMAyAU
Youtube Channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfKzJBj_9pqau3_6HjnhHjA
Background Music
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Ross Bugden Epic and Sad Song
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQKGLOK2FqmVgVwYferltKQ
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