Happy 10 months Egan!!
「一根」10個月生日快樂！
It took me 10 months to make you. I can’t believe you’re already 10 months old. No, you can’t go back in. 好難想像我花了10個月“把你做出來”然後現在你已經10個月大了！不行，你不能回去！
Baby talents learned so far:
寶寶目前有的才華：
Sitting up straight and tall like a yogi
坐姿又正又直像瑜伽老師
Speed crawling (uh oh… can no longer turn away for more than 2 seconds)
匍匐前進達人 （哇，視線已經不能離開超過2秒了）
Standing comfortably
扶著站的直挺挺
Aided walking
扶著走路
Future rock climber
未來的攀岩家
Ability to smear food into face (and occasionally into your mouth)
把食物當面膜(食物偶爾會進到嘴巴裡）
Babbling lots (maybe first word being “Papa” or “Dada”)
開始演講了：「 吧八爸爸把拔大妲打八罷爸罷巴打噠撘妲大巴爸爸～」
Finger agility： Ability to point (to hot ladies), pick up (the tiniest of specks invisible to the adult human eye, but probably somehow dangerous to eat and swallow), and poke (yes, that’s my eyeball, Egan)
手指敏捷： 學會指東西(尤其是辣妹)，尋找拿東西(尤其大人看不到的微小顆粒而且應該是危險的不能吃的東西)，戳東西 (是，Egan，那是媽媽的眼睛...)。
Act: Fake cry (level: professional)
演戲： 假哭（等級：Pro大師級）
